fuck apostrophes

why are { and [ on the same key
while ) is up there with the numbers
and < is down near the space bar
racism.

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What, you'd prefer they were all on the same key?

i reckon, and here me out,
firstly this shit up the top
the _ - + = combination
what the fuck is that?
where is our divided by symbol?
in the 21st C
so that whole combo can just fuck off
and then move the () right so it can be used shiftlessly
move the <> from the ,. up to the new ()

to clean up that other mess

move the : down to above the .
and the ; down to the ,
bring the " ' in a key
then stick the _ - down where the " ' was
stick the + and the = above 9 and 0 respectively
and get rid of this ^ ^ shit which is a fucking pollutant and replace it with the divided by sign

and throw in an anarchy key instead of the ~

How about ; and : or ? and /.....how inconvenient....

not my department

Because the qwerty keyboard layout is designed for manual typewriters to prevent key jamming.
What you want is Dvorak Layout
It was designed based on ergonomics and most used keys.
It's easy to set up on any computer, but you need stickers for the keys or an old key board that you can rip apart.
I keep thinking about making the switch as it makes sense.
And there are mutiple variations too
Left Handed
Right Handed
Single Handed (Left Or Right)
Programmer Layout
Quick Key Layouts
And Multiple OS Variations
And Language Variations
And soon you'll be able to buy a ridiculously over priced keyboard with changeable LED Display Keys

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...man, I had to de-install entirely, my keyboard kept switching to Dvorak mid-sentence. WTF?

There's a switching hotkey so you can flick between DSK and Qwerty.
(Leftside) Alt Shift
By default I think.

What about the new 'Emo' emoticon?

/.[

That's just bullshit!

It bugs me that the numbers part of the keyboard, when it is included, does not include a = key. This is a major pain for using excel.