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i'd love to shag a full blooded maori girl, in tribal outfit, by a babbling brook in the forest

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Your mate Simon is a good drummer

and a legend

he's not interested in helping me find a fullblooded maori vixen
because he's convinced they're all lost to the sands of time

If you could get your mate Simon to come jam with my band (we need a drummer) then I might be able to find you a sexy wahine possibly either from Huntly or Rotorua?

what am i ?
the puppet master?
ask him yourself

only if it don't clash with Destiny time.