Inappropriate Video Dancing

one of the joys of J2 is the laugh factor.

I'd like to nominate
"I can't wait" by Stevie Nicks. If you top this I'm keen as Mustard.

and Jimi is the man. Good work

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Rick O.'s effort in the Cars "Tonight she comes".
polka dots don't help.

Roland Orzabel in Tears for Fears "Mad World"
appears to be having either a seizure or drunken Morris Dancing lessons lakeside.

KISS "Crazy Nights"

for a snap shot of the worst of the worst I challenge anyone to beat this steaming log.
words fail to describe how bad this clip is.

if anyone needs to leave Wellington when they play there feel free to contact me.

Man, that's pretty bad. I almost clicked on "Flag as offensive" for that video.

And the song.

Hullo Big_Stu!!
I hope you like the new site.
it's good having the names up.

Rod Stewart's movements to match his vocalizations. appalling.
Bowie in "Hero's" the sun did shine out of his arse , I know, I love Young Americans, but this video goes too far in ramming this salient point hime.

Farnham. No matter how he dances it's inappropriate.

You know this is the perfect time for everyone to practice embedding youtube vids...
here's my input.
This guy's great, barely dancing, but what a smile...
What a wig!

Celine Dion.
It is actually offensive.



Go to about the halfway mark

hey AC is that the Tears for Fears video?
if so, good man.

Sure is. Should have posted as a reply... oh well.
For everyone else it's the song that Gary Jules covered for Donnie Darko...
TFF version's better IMO

oh, Mick Jagger in the lead track of "She's the Boss"
I think it's called "Lets Work"
as if we need him telling us that anyway.

the guy from boney m, in every video.

I see why they were called Boney M though.
he sort of spells it out in the trouser department.
not that I'm looking, of course.

I think you just hung yourself.
heh, I said hung

Rick James
out of time air drumming at mixing desk.

you know it's "Party all the Time"
by Eddie Murphy

Cocaine's a helluva drug...

That's a phenomenal video, it has to be said. You want back-slapping and high-fiving? It's all on. And Rick's peroxide poodle cut is just nasty. Had a surreal experience watching that vid in a villa in the countryside of Portugal!?

Can we get local? Peking Man...


Awesome stuff Jet....I remember as a kid that the Peking Man video was the future in 1985...now it just looks like a ballet dancer on P!

I'd like to put forward Milli Vanilli 'Girl You Know It's True' as a classic bad dancing clip.....

Michael still loves that tune.
pissed off his trumpet's only on the 12" remix?

the Safety Dance by Men without Hats.
what on earth were they thinking here?

local, um, Hands down
Bass Player in Dave Dobbyn/DDSmash
"Magic what she do"
blue flying V Steinberger with Hair that actually defies description

high five time.snooooooooooooortt

shit that was a hit
I'm logged in twice

Flock Of Seagulls 'I Ran'

Great song, though that vocalist keyboard player dude looks like he's having a seizure and trying to play and sing at the same time.Now THATS multi-tasking.

Starship
"nothings going to stop us now"

it is from a film which sadly I may remember the name of, Mannequin
it beggars belief
possibly the artistic low point of the 1980's

I love/hate/love the nasty DX7 bassline in that track. FM synth sounds are making such a big comeback... scary. Love how hypocritical the song is too, all the bad boy "rock will never die!" posturing over the most blatantly un-rock'n'roll music ever. Cracks me up.

Oops, I misread, I thought you were talking about We Built This City... I read "artist lowpoint" and assumed that's what you must be thinking of.

My syndicate at Raroa Normal Intermediate watched Mannequin on video in 1987. Another time we watched some of Bladerunner, which I think the teachers had got cos they thought it'd be like Star Wars... they switched it off halfway through, but that impossible camera zooming scene was stamped in my mind forever... Not to mention the opening credits and Vangelis's only really good moment. Next time the teachers decided to just play us videos we watched FX with Bryan Brown and I think Brian Dennehy... whoa.

C'mon "Chariots Of Fire" is an awesome song

Saw Lionel Ritchie's All Night Long yesterday and despite its subject matter (all night party!), most of the people getting down in the vid were more than a little terrifying. Lionel was about as half-assed as I'd be, just vaguely jiggling to the beat and that's it. Don't tell me it's supposed to be understated!

there is a live clip of Lionel singing a ballad
and you got to swear the Laydee he is serenading has his hair.

why is a school called Normal?

synth bass
hmmm

near homo-erotic foolishness of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl"
it is a known fact that mechanics do not dance