NZ HIP HOP DEAD, COCOA SOLID ALIVE.

With the exception of Cocoa Solid, NZ hip hop appears to have gone cold and stopped breathing.

Cocoa Solid remain alive because they they are funny, irreverent, mixed gender and original - words that can't be applied to any NZ other hip hop group that I can think of, can you?

No more middle class white boys/men in puffy jackets that look in the mirror, and for some wierd reason, don't see Ali G staring back.

No more tiring South Auckland rap stars trying to push their boring earnest stories form the mean streets of Onehunga.

No more vomit inducing rap fusion, especially where Wellington BBQ reggae musicians hook up with some gangsters from the housing projects up in AK.

No more wierd handshakes.

No more taxpayer funded videos made on New York fire escapes and tenement steps.

No more awful cross-over groups like Breaks Co-op, ever ever ever ever again.

No more half-hearted booty shaking women in NZ hip hop music videos that actually seem quite embarrassed.

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u r a dick and a racist. u need to sort ya head out and NZ hiphop RuLz. loser

That's quality posting that is right there. Spelling and grammar a1 yessiree. Well thought out ripost too.

BTW coco solid is COCO and they suck

Racist? yikes. My skin could be a bit browner I guess, considering my Dad is New Caladonian (or he was last time I checked my birth certificate) and my mum is the whitest of the milky white. You get the idea, half brown half .I reckon some of the racist shit I’ve had to put up disqualifies me from being racist (against brown people anyway).

What exactly did I say that was racist anyway?

BTW coco solid is COCO and they suck

Racist? yikes. My skin could be a bit browner I guess, considering my Dad is New Caladonian (or he was last time I checked my birth certificate) and my mum is the whitest of the milky white. You get the idea, half brown half .I reckon some of the racist shit I’ve had to put up disqualifies me from being racist (against brown people anyway).

What exactly did I say that was racist anyway?

well since your all BROWN you can have a second chance but you still sux.

Aw shux, thanks Dalex. Now I've fessed up about my ethnicity, perhaps you could tell us about yours.
I could be wrong, and forgive me if I am, but I'm starting to build a mental picture of you: male, pale skin, baseball cap, clothes manufactured by third world slaves, weird hand and finger gesticulations when you talk..

Am I getting close? or are you brown like your icon?

dosent matter what color your skin is its whats inside that counts :)

Spoken like a true whitey - quite a lot of the time the pigmentation 'inside' the skin does count. Being white, you wouldn't really know that would you?

like I said its inside what matters and your the one that sounds like all mixed up with white an brown

cause look at your face next to nob!!!!

THERE is that better?

whatever the fuck u are a racit

racist

Huh? this is weird. At least I'm clear about my ethnicity. You keep going on about it's what's inside that counts, so as far as I'm concerned your a confused whitey that has the dingbat balls to call a brown person a racist. You need to sit down and have a hard think about who you are.

ngati porou

dont need to think hard about that one

Ummm, why didn't you say you were Ngati Porou when I asked you before?

I reckon maybe you've got a FREIND who is Ngati Porou?

get fucked

Hey man, you can be white and identify with Ngati Porou, that's cool. NZ is a culturally confused place. I'd be the last person to critisise a white person who indentifies strongly with a Maori tribe.

your a fuckin smartass racist thats all

Well yeh, I might be a smartass, however I'm not a racist and I'm getting pretty fucked off about being called one, especially by some white dick.

so if its ok for white people to be ngati porou then y isnt it ok for white people to be into hip hop fashion as well?

Because they look stupid.

Just like African Americans doing Morris dancing - funny and stupid. Doesn't mean they shouldn't do it, but it looks like a joke.

well theres alot of white people into hip hop that would think you r full of shit

Yourself included?

Is that it? because if you stopped thinking I'm white.

Ok. I stopped thinking. You're white or whatever maybe. Hope you're a nice person and have a good life. Goodbye.

straight back at you. Goodbye.

You know what, both of you fuckers are white...and brown..and full of fuckin shit - u fuckin white nigger brown mutha fuckin pakeha nigger white fuckin gay bitch homo white women niggers whore fuckin cunt gay nigger bitch whore slut gay white nigger whore cunts.

what a fuckin pussy

Brown people can be racist against brown people. Check Mel Gibson's Apocalypto for something along those lines (ignoring the whole revisionist rewriting colonisation theme)...
What really matters though is that both of you suck. Christ rent a hotel and have you're "who's brownest" argument there.

Newest troll with 2 accounts huh?

- No more wierd handshakes.

Can we keep this hand signal?
http://tinyurl.com/2pw2pq

Hahaha! Very good.

This is extremely reminiscent of BEBO... as in "hip hop rules" "no it doesn't shut up"...(repeat infinitely).

Everyone knows techno owns.

I kid. There's no comparison.

The End.

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//Everyone knows techno owns.//

No it doesn't, You suck...

Well that was 5 mins I'll never get back.
Coco Solid are not without thier charm, but I was thinking the same thing as NOB...seems a little quiet, is there a storm about to break.

there is no such thing as nz hip hop you cunts

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