Santa's Sacks

What is Santa bringing you . . . . . .

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a malawian child to call my own

I'll be using the "Christmas Puppy" service. Own your own pet for a few days around Christmas time, then for a small fee, have it destroyed.

Why pay a fee when you could move to Cheviot?

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Is it just me, or did the reporting of the "fact" that this thoroughly unlikeable fella had a half tattooed face, strike anyone else as a wee bit extraneous?

Yep, and not the least bit objective. How awful. And the police have been called out how many times to deal with him being violent with the kids? Fuck this guy. Why did it take a puppy's death to get him (back, one suspects) in prison?

// Why did it take a puppy's death to get him (back, one suspects) in prison?

because there are laws that allow you to beat your children.

This is all I want for Xmas:

(I know most people have seen this already I'm sure, but OMG SOFA KING AWES!)

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I spent Christmas with my wife's family and received got a lot of toiletries, which I first took rather badly. I thought it was some veiled comment about my personal hygiene. But then I realized they ALL give themselves toiletries. They are very clean people, but completely devoid of imagination.

On the positive side, I got a copy of "The Dandy Warhols Come Down" with the DIG dvd thrown in for good measure. :)