Press Kits - Howto ?

Is there a Press-Kit howto out there somewhere in lala land?

I suppose I could just start writing one, but it might go for 1 page, it might go for 20, and would probably still miss the vital information of whatever it is exactly a press kit is supposed to entail.

Who knows what goes in a press kit?

Forums: NZ Music,

OR a real press-kit, which I could blatantly plagerise. That would also work.

Standard info to include would be the name of your band (duh), the members and any previous experience they've had in other bands, how you guys got together, how you came up with your name, what your sound is like, something that makes you different from other bands, quirky facts for lazy journalists to include, a previous discography, information about what you're releasing now (a track by track breakdown is good) and a rough outline to your plans to take over the world.

Once you have written it, Koe, send it to me if you like and I will make sure you have written it all correctly and that no apostrophe catastrophes are taking place in it.

//name of your band...how you guys got together, how you came up with your name, what your sound is like, something that makes you different from other bands, quirky facts for lazy journalists to include...

Damn Koe, if you're writing up on Panda Death Squad, that press kit's gonna write itself! ;)

Also, make sure that it's short, and that the starting bit is captivating. You don't want the good stuff at the end (by which time they may have stopped reading). Not really specific to a press kit, but ideally you want to hook them in by the end of the first sentence (or better yet, before they've starting reading it).

Legend! Living in constant fear of apostraphe catastrophies is no way to live at all.

Yeah it's for the PDS.. too bad SXSW applications closed on friday. That money is probably better invested in the egg-market however. I see steady sales on sundays !

I've got a real boner of an opening line

//The final application deadline is Midnight Pacific time, TODAY, November 10, 2006 for domestic acts. (The late application deadline for international acts has officially passed, but we'll let you slide in late if you complete an application and upload everything by the end of the week.)

Any guesses which week they are talking about, the week that ends on the 10th, or the 17th?
Or maybe they meant the 12th being Sunday. So much for being concise !

//Legend! Living in constant fear of apostraphe catastrophies is no way to live at all.

Oh yeah, and that offer is good for anyone else who's writing something of grand importance to them - if it'll take less than half an hour and you want a thorough proof-reading, send it to me.

A woman after my own heart, Joanna. Proofing gives me joy. I once had a terrible press kit sent to me electronically, so I proofed it and sent it back.

I'm not after your heart, White Rhino, just your ass.

You keep spelling the way you spell and you never know, baby.

Wow it's so rare to be valued for my mastership of the English language instead of my gorgeous rack.

Joanna what's your email? I've just got one bit to add to it tonight then it could be look-overable

My email's in my profile if you don't fancy getting spammed out

Sorry I mean that's be awesome if you'd do that ! I'm just in a rush & forgetting myself but now I must go !

anything to my domain hubris.co.nz

Hi ! I have emailed it to you, let me know if it doesn't turn up! AWESOME.

Oh oh oh I can help with this.

Things to do, apart from what is mentioned above:

Mention any accolades the band has earned, such as getting to #8 on the bFM top ten etc.
Mention any quotes from respected entities e.g. "Glorious....pop perfection" - Mike Chunn (or something).

Mention any internationals that you have played support for.

Mention influences THAT ARE APPARENT IN THE BANDS SOUND. DO NOT list every single band you've ever thought were ok. This isn't myspace and nobody cares.

So the idea is to make it as easy for journos etc as possible. They will be getting 5 - 10 CDs a week minimum so you need to make a short sharp impact and make them want to listen to your stuff. Then, if it's good, you're sussed and will get reviews/interviews etc. If it's crap, you're fucked. But if it's good and they never listen to it, you're fucked anyway.

Also, mention any famous links anybody in the band has. For example, if say Shayne Carter happened to be at York St that day and played a bit of lead on one song, definitely include that on the press release.

Here's some stuff to avoid:

Saying your band is going to be the biggest thing since the Beatles/Oasis/Interpol/Metallica/Strokes/whatever. Just don't do it, it pretty much screams unprofessional. You want a well written, positive breakdown of your music, but being a LITTLE understated is not a bad thing. Kiwis like modesty.

Avoid the cliches that you see on here and other sites, like "These guys are going to take the world by storm/will be huge/are set for world domination." Again, unprofessional, pretty much indicates you're crap.

Unless it's actually interesting (like you met and formed a band after crashing into one another's cars or something), don't bother with how the band came about. If two of you met at music school and then someone responded to an ad at the rockshop, don't put it in. Who cares?

It actually doesn't hurt to have a bit of fun with the paper it gets printed on and the presentation of the disc. The worst thing you could do would be to submit a white CD-R with the band's name written in vivd. If you give people something that has some additional perceived value (like say individual number on the first 500 copies, plus a DVD of the band making the album in the studio), you're in all likelihood going to get more bites than otherwise. It's hard to know how to strike the balance between expense and benefit here, but it doesn't hurt to get a bit creative. Again, once the album gets played, it's up to the quality of the music to do the talking for you, but just getting people's attention and getting them to put the album on is your first priority, and the hardest part of the process.

Wow, that ended up being long. Hope there's some good stuff in there for you anyway.

That's good stuff Rhino... there are heaps of DIY guides on the 'net. Many are US and a bit over the top but, hey, if anyone knows how to package dust and sell it as gold it's the yanks. Like this one: http://www.musicbizacademy.com/articles/pressrelease.htm
Just Google "how to write a band press kit" and the world will be your oyster. A think Blink also covers this (in a much more down-to-earth-Kiwi way) in his excellent "Local Knowledge" which you can download from www.alowhum.com

To add to Rhino's stuff here are some things I found from experience:
1. The first one you write will always be crap. So sit on it for a while and think about it before you use it.
2. Get other people to read it - someone who knows the band. Someone who doesn't know the band. Someone who knows how to write proper. Listen to their feedback if it's any good. Find some press releases you like (eg: band websites, myspace rants etc.) and look for inspiration in these.
3. Keep it brief but informative - all Rhino's suggestions are good. Think if you were reading about a band you didn't know. What would you want to know?
4. Consider making a seperate press kit for overseas (which might have stuff in it about where NZ is and where in NZ you are and who else they may know that you are like came from there and that kind of stuff). In fact - make sure you know your intended audience - venue owners? reviewers? journalists? record labels? They will all have slightly different info needs. Anticipate these.
5. Most journos/ reviewers will quote stuff from your release as if they wrote it themselves. Sometimes the whole thing will be recycled. So make sure you give them something cool/ tasty/ vaguely accurate to say about you so you don't cringe too much when you read it.

Great suggestions. Ah, the knowledge of NZM. There could be a book written, a guide to all things, simply using the knowledge of NZMers....

Good stuff so far, I reckon.

More specifically about the length, the standard approach is to have a "one-sheet", which means an A4 page that has everything you really want people to know. It could be everything, or it could just be like a warm-up, but the idea is that you assume whoever's looking at your press kit doesn't have the time or enthusiasm to read beyond the first page.

I've also had it suggested to me that it's good practice to try to put 5 points of interest on your one-sheet. Structure your points before you begin, think of how to make 'em flow. I think this helps with what White Rhino mentioned about back story - if it's not a point of interest, don't put it in.

Definitely make a point about having had anal sex with a British tabloid celebrity in a pub toilet, if possible.

Does it matter if you were giving or receiving?

No, but a thorough knowledge of the machinations of this activity is reccomended for those wishing to "make it" in this industry.

save the effort on the presskit and simply buy advertising.
this is how you get into magazines and on radio.
I doubt people like what they play, it's more there is an economic benefit in doing so.

it's a lot easier to be the next big thing when you got $20000 for promotions.

If the anal sex comment made no sense, I was referring to this other topic:

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