One of my best mates was a projectionist in the 1980s. He said it was the coolest job he ever had.
I remember he told me that one of the perks of the job was, on the night before the release of a major movie, they would "check the print" of the film after the day's showings had finished and everyone had gone home. It was such hard work that they had to sustain themselves with popcorn and drinks.
Hamish Mac tavish the scottsman was in court charged with buggering his cat, how ever the judge threw out the case immediately, saying their's no way he'll believe a scottsman would put anything in a kitty .................. :-)
A Kiwi and an Aussie walking across a paddock come across a sheep with its head all stuck in the tangled wires of a fence, the Kiwi runs over and starts fucking the sheep, when he's finished he looks over to the Aussie and says to him "Okay it's your turn"
So the Aussie bends over and sticks his head in the fence . . . .
So, a Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says... "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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ban shampoo! demand real poo.
I lol'd!...
I lol'd!
What do you call a fly with no ...
What do you call a fly with no wings...
A Walk
What do you call a fly with no wings or ...
What do you call a fly with no wings or legs....
A Lie
What do you call a dear with no eyes or ...
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs...
Still No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes, ...
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or dick?
Still no fucking idea.
okay how far can this go? What do ...
okay how far can this go?
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or dick and has just been shot by a hunter?
Still bloody no fucking idea.
//What do you call a deer with no eyes, ...
//What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or dick and has just been shot by a hunter?
Dinner
. . . . Thankful...
. . . . Thankful
Short...
Short
What's orange and sounds like a ...
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
I hope you appreciate it more than New Yorkers. My feet are still sore.
a 24-carat joke...
a 24-carat joke
Two DJs are trying to make some plans ...
Two DJs are trying to make some plans for the evening.
"How about seeing a movie?"
"I dunno... who's the projectionist?"
One of my best mates was a ...
One of my best mates was a projectionist in the 1980s. He said it was the coolest job he ever had.
I remember he told me that one of the perks of the job was, on the night before the release of a major movie, they would "check the print" of the film after the day's showings had finished and everyone had gone home. It was such hard work that they had to sustain themselves with popcorn and drinks.
¿whats green & slimy & smells of ...
¿whats green & slimy & smells of bananas?
Hear the one about the homosexual ...
Hear the one about the homosexual magician?
He disappeared with a poof.
Hamish Mac tavish the scottsman was in ...
Hamish Mac tavish the scottsman was in court charged with buggering his cat, how ever the judge threw out the case immediately, saying their's no way he'll believe a scottsman would put anything in a kitty .................. :-)
A Kiwi and an Aussie walking across a ...
A Kiwi and an Aussie walking across a paddock come across a sheep with its head all stuck in the tangled wires of a fence, the Kiwi runs over and starts fucking the sheep, when he's finished he looks over to the Aussie and says to him "Okay it's your turn"
So the Aussie bends over and sticks his head in the fence . . . .
Ba doomp tishhhh
So, a Englishman, an Irishman, a ...
So, a Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says... "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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