FEMALE DRUMMER WANTED TO COMPLETE ALL GIRL LINE UP

We are still on the hunt for a cool drummer to complete our 5 piece all girl hard rock band.
Must be a good player with own gear.
Check out http://www.novacaine.co.nz for more info...

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how's this for a marketting ploy - get your manager to arrange a reality tv show where you audition a series of girls for the role...

but here's the catch - one of them is actually a GUY. dressed up with wig and grapefruits stuffed in a bra and shit. much hilarity and hijinks ensue, with shower scenes and one-on-one talks about life and such and the male reveals him feminine side but also rips shit up on the drums.

a love-subplot can also develop between him and one of the band members, not the lead, maybe one of the guitarists, where sexuality is questioned, and the idea that a personality of a person is what counts in lurrrrve.

then he wins, but there's drama and strife when it suddenly gets revealed he's a dude, his wig pops off or some shit.

in shame he leaves the mansion, BUT HANG ON. the girls change their mind and embrace him into the band and they go on to record a number one single and get a development deal before being dropped by the record label and fade away into total obscurity

this can also be pitched to hollywood for the next will farrell movie

I see Paul Giamatti as the manager, and Adam Sandler as the drummer boy/girl. Rob Schneider brings his usual madcap antics as the boyfriend of one of the band members, adding some "drunk" slapstick hilarity to proceedings in his inimitable style. Imagine the laughs as he topples over the side of the bannister drunk, seemingly to his death. But no, what's that sound? Ha ha he's swinging in the chandalier, drunk as a skunk, singing "I want to know what love is"! Whatever next!

Ok so it would definitely be a terrible film, but I guarantee it would be a massive hit in cinemas across the world. People love this crap.

When do we start pre-production?

yeah, and each member of the all girl band can cater for some misogynistic stereotype!!

the 'cute' naive one, the 'tough' one, the 'secure' one and the housewife one.

one of them has to be afro-american, and you may as well chuck an asian in there to make sure no one else complains.

fuck, golden globes here we come