Chemical Spill

I don't see why everyone is so up in arms about the dangers of DiHydrogen Monoxide,
I think a more deadly killer is the addiction to the abrasive and lethal chemical Sodium Chloride

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html ]

Forums: The Bar,

So you're worried about both water and salt?

Aren't You?
You should be...
Water is one of the major killers on the planet....

Shit man - stay away from the sea if you're worried about them both!

You're a bit late trying to pull peoples legs with that one - was already pulled on the Green party quite a while ago (with a pretty funny outcome I must admit!).

I spend all day answering peoples questions about hazardous substances and I can guarantee you that water and salt are the last substances you should be worried about!

I know, but some people might not have heard it...
Bill Bryson did it firstish didn't he?

I know thats it's been bouncing round for a number of years now - every now and then I get someone forwarding it onto me all outraged until I advise them that it's water :-)

See the link below for how it was used to make the Greens look like idiots (bear in mind I actually generally like the Greens but this was just hilarious at the time!).

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Yeah Penn & Teller did it to some equally standing Americans recently.
I have personal grudge against Sue Kedgley, She is a disgustingly rude individual. I love the greens though.