what's your most humiliating experience with the oppposite sex, Perahps when you we're a teenager..the stupidist most idiotic thing you've done or said?
what's your most humiliating experience with the oppposite sex, Perahps when you we're a teenager..the stupidist most idiotic thing you've done or said?
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the *most* - jesus, that's really ...
the *most* - jesus, that's really asking for trouble.
I seem to recall my entire teenage life was but one embarassing female-related incident after another. Will have to ponder this one...
Haha, I don't think I will reveal the ...
Haha, I don't think I will reveal the specifics of my most embarressing one since my username is my actual name, but I was accussed of stalking (from sending about 3 texts!) ... which I would never do, I am too lazy, for one thing.
But as with Noizyboy, my entire teenage life. Noizyboy is lucky though, it didn't really stop at the teens for me ... it's still not good haha.
heh, not really embarrasing, but when I ...
heh, not really embarrasing, but when I was 14 I learnt the hard way that it's NOT okay to call your girlfriend by her hott friends name . . . . actually I learnt most of the things I know about women the hard way . . . . .
ahh and who remembers the 1st time they ...
ahh and who remembers the 1st time they tried to remove a bra . . . . . 10 points for those who got the old "hang on just let me do it . . "
come to think of it that was probably ...
come to think of it that was probably the 30th time you would have tried to remove one as the previous 29 or so attempts would have resulted in a slap or you hand being pushed away, being told to slow down etc . . . . .
//ahh and who remembers the 1st time ...
//ahh and who remembers the 1st time they tried to remove a bra . . . . . 10 points for those who got the old "hang on just let me do it . . "
I can't think of a time when a guy's ever actually physically removed my bra for me. I mean, nowadays that's a given, but in the olden days when I was actually getting some, perhaps I was just always very quick to get it off myself instead of waiting.
Mum ??...
Mum ??
//Mum ?? Yes son? Do you need me to ...
//Mum ??
Yes son? Do you need me to wash your sheets again?
ahhh . . . no thanks mum, um I think ...
ahhh . . . no thanks mum, um I think it's time I learnt how to do my own washing . . . . . .er
//I learnt the hard way that it's NOT ...
//I learnt the hard way that it's NOT okay to call your girlfriend by her hott friends name
Talking of slips of the tongue, I told a female friend of mine once that if there was a nuclear explosion and only our flat survived, I would eat her first coz she'd have the most meat. Man, that was a not fun next week haha.
Accidental fart during sex.. ...
Accidental fart during sex.. hahahahaha.. so i heard..hahahahhahahaha
Classic if you ask me - a friend of mine got me falling to the ground just tellin me..
I cant think about myself. i still get shy with my own partner now although im no longer a teen..
Accidental ????...
Accidental ????
Oh come on, sex is messy business. If ...
Oh come on, sex is messy business. If you're not grown-up enough to deal with a fart, you're not grown up to be having sex. Period. And the same goes for period fucking.
I reckon the quickest way to get over ...
I reckon the quickest way to get over being shy is when you start doing each others 'unmentionables' laundry . . and you know your way past the shy stage when you find yourself thinking if there is any way to gross out and shock your partner
//Oh come on, sex is messy business. If ...
//Oh come on, sex is messy business. If you're not grown-up enough to deal with a fart, you're not grown up to be having sex. Period. And the same goes for period fucking.
Does that also include the Dolmio Grin?
Hardcore, I agree with Joanna. If you ...
Hardcore, I agree with Joanna. If you aint grown up to deal with dem farts.. hahahahahahahahaha.. haaaard. And the laundry bit & getting over the shy parts.. well it don't matter cos we all got the same parts & do the same things with these parts. Being shy is just a 'feeling'.
I think it was the time I sexually ...
I think it was the time I sexually assaulted some chick and then next thing I know, she's inviting me round for dinner. So embarrassing!
Oh wait that's Jesus Crux's one.
sounds like you got retarded obsessive ...
sounds like you got retarded obsessive compulsive disorder, but that's ok i guess you gotta find someone to pick on to vent your frustration of how crap your music is
Yes, and who better than our resident ...
Yes, and who better than our resident sexual deviant/christian music performer?
I don't know if I should admit it, but ...
I don't know if I should admit it, but having patiently listened to all of RebelHeart's tracks he's mentioned on here I keep hoping he'll find a quiet following as a crazy outsider musician. At least, someone like Wing. (No one told me she was on South Park, btw!)
It's mainly the complete disparity ...
It's mainly the complete disparity between how he talks about himself and what his music sounds like that makes me think something pretty ... special could be afoot. Something like R. Stevie Moore or The Shaggs.
man jet, I totally hear you on that.. ...
man jet, I totally hear you on that.. something very honest and special going on there. and gotta love that cheap computer mic vibe he's cranking.
man, I found some neat R Stevie Moore vids on youtube a while back (got into him via my appreciation of Ariel Pink, heh)
Maybe you could post a link so I can ...
Maybe you could post a link so I can learn from the master?. . .
Try the opening post in this topic. It ...
Try the opening post in this topic. It certainly puts all of his comments about loving Darren Hayes or the Goo-Goo Dolls in context. Let's just say his sound is a little different from those guys.
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i'm not embarrassed about what ...
i'm not embarrassed about what happened with that girl, it's something i regret and am ashamed of but i'm not a pussy like you who bullies people over the internet, White Rhino
i've never heard of those musicians, i don't intend to be an alternative artist i'm in the music industry for commercial success because i see reaching out to people through that more importantly than putting music up on a stand, otherwise i'd just play it as a hobby and for listening enjoyment rather than a "different" mean of communication (as opposed to eg. speaking/preaching/reading)
God still loves you, whatever you do
pray that you been taking care of yourself
have a beautiful time being alive
'cos you're beautiful too, in God's eyes
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//but i'm not a pussy like you who ...
//but i'm not a pussy like you who bullies people over the internet, White Rhino
Oh look, when are you two just going to give in to all the obvious sexual tension and just get it on?
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two letters ... i.p followed by one ...
two letters ... i.p
followed by one word ... address
accompanied with ... i.p mapping
and a little couplet ... a little bit of sleuth work
... And a hammer
Boo fucking hoo JC, don't be such a ...
Boo fucking hoo JC, don't be such a complete blouse.
oh sorry, i wish i was a meathead like ...
oh sorry, i wish i was a meathead like you
I wish I was writing all those ...
I wish I was writing all those commercially successful hits like you. With influences like yours, what could possibly go wrong?
no no no, I was looking for specific ...
no no no, I was looking for specific quotes of stupid things. Moronic attempts at conversation, jokes that weren't funny, nervouse laughs, sharing a too much information too soon, that kind of thing.
Here's a fresh one from last week I ...
Here's a fresh one from last week
I finally caught up with someone from a party 4-5 months beforehand and asked her 'how was the party?'
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Oh, and 'I don't have a job!" seems ...
Oh, and 'I don't have a job!" seems to be a real killer too
Come to think of it "Hey we have the ...
Come to think of it
"Hey we have the same birth mark in the same place, maybe we're related?" wasn't too smooth either
//Oh, and 'I don't have a job!" seems ...
//Oh, and 'I don't have a job!" seems to be a real killer too
Sounds like "I'm George. I'm unemplyed, and I live with my parents." and that worked for Costanza.
The more I read the entry for George ...
The more I read the entry for George Costanza on wikipedia the more I find we have a lot in common.. but he's still streets ahead of me
Maybe I can get some good tips on that episode where he does the opposite to everything he would normally do..
I've had to ruminate over this one for ...
I've had to ruminate over this one for a while. There've been planty of embarrassing situations, but those have mostly been things that happened or unfolded circumstantially - they weren't things I've said or done, which is what rdor asked for.
But now I've got it. I remember one time I said something that turned out to be really embarrassing.
It was way back in third or fourth form. There was a girl and she was really nice; we didn't really do much together 'cos I went to a boys' school and she a nearby girls' school, but I used to walk her home after school and stuff, and apparently we were "going around" with each other. I think we... we... we... [oh man, I hate this word so much I can hardly bring myself to write it] I think we pashed a couple of times, but that was about it. Still, I liked her.
One day, we were sitting on an embankment at the edge of the playground of the primary school you had to go through to get to her place, just chatting. Suddenly, I said the words which, I found out later, ended our relationship right there. Maybe I was stuck for words - I dunno. I just said it. She didn't really say too much at the time, but no sooner had I got home than I began to receive phone calls from mutual friends in horror that I could have said such a thing! I couldn't see their faces, but I could picture their sneers as I instantly dropped from being cool enough to go out with their friend to a complete geek (which, let's be honest here, I was). All because of three ill-chosen words: "I love you".
ok that's fairly stupid but not quite ...
ok that's fairly stupid but not quite what I was after.
Think along the lines of :
Asking someone to your school ball, then having absolutely nothing to say to them all night
Dissing a band/artist that it turns out they like. "actually I've got the CD at home"
Asking for a girls number, and when that doesn't happen, giving them yours instead
Aww, poor harshbloke! That is why I ...
Aww, poor harshbloke! That is why I never say I love you first, the fear of a reaction like that! Gutted.
None of those moments are all that bad rdor, I would rip into a band I didn't like even if I knew the girl had it at home!
... Making a joke about inbred south ...
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Making a joke about inbred south islanders, and what do you know she's from Duniden
Lending a girl your coloured pencils in 3rd form, only to have the packet thrown back at you when the bell rings, picking them up individually while everyone walks out.
Talking to someone (innocently), they go down an extra set of stairs to the basement, only to see them walk out the front entrance 30 seconds later (I am not a stalker!)
Being too nice
Disclosing personal info to someone you've just met......
Being too nice is what I used to be ...
Being too nice is what I used to be guilty of. But no more, now I'm a bastard, just like the ladies want!
"I would rip into a band I didn't like ...
"I would rip into a band I didn't like even if I knew the girl had it at home!"
Fuck I do that one ALL THE TIME. It's so stupid - even though I know they totally disagree with me I still insist on getting my two cents in, maybe in some misguided subconscious hope that they will drop their love of trance and go and buy a sonic youth album or something.
You are clearly deluded everone loves ...
You are clearly deluded everone loves trance.
All my friend loves trance.
No one like Sonic Youth
//Being too nice is what I used to be ...
//Being too nice is what I used to be guilty of. But no more, now I'm a bastard, just like the ladies want! //
but women can smell a fake bastard a mile away. You have to be a genuine bastard, in which case you don't care any more anyway, so it's no-win.
When I was 12 or 13 there was a girl, ...
When I was 12 or 13 there was a girl, who was the daughter of one of my mums work mates, I'd met this girl a few times before and quiet liked her .. who knows maybe we could have grown up together, got married, kids, cats etc ... alas that never happened .. I have a feeling things went wrong on a work's family day picnic, we were sitting on the bus together, the isle of the bus between us, and I turned to her and said .. "you know, my neighbours have a dog with the same name as you"... that didn't go down too well with her for some reason .... needless to say we didn't get hitched :-) !
Hahaha, the funny things that people ...
Hahaha, the funny things that people get offended by!
//but women can smell a fake bastard a ...
//but women can smell a fake bastard a mile away. You have to be a genuine bastard, in which case you don't care any more anyway, so it's no-win.//
Yeah, I actually don't care anymore ... but maybe I am still not a genuine bastard, I think I am a bit too nice. Dammit!
<i>"you know, my neighbours have a dog ...
"you know, my neighbours have a dog with the same name as you"
Haha! Classic! I think you take the prize for this thread. Sorta reminds me of the part in The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 and 3/4 where Adrian tells Pandora, the love of his life, that the colour of her eyes reminds him of his dog's. She asks him what kind of dog it was and he says, "A mongrel".
Things may have got better if I'd told ...
Things may have got better if I'd told her it was a labrador ..