Penis Transplant Rejected

the world's first recipetent of the above procedure has had the offending member edited.
Patient known only going by the name of Mr A. (but outed as a Helen Clark of Mt.Albert Auckland NZ by the Sunday Times) said the "pschyological effect of pumping with someone elses John Thomas was too much to bear, even to save my marriage.

Reminds me of the poor boy who was born with no eyelids last time I was in ChchWomans.
the Doctor offered the Parents the offer of circumsision, the foreskin being used as the missing eyelids.
The Parents said yes as the only side effect was the possibility the Lad would grow up COCKEYED.

more "News" as it comes in team.

Man! That link's way too long. Try this one.
http://tinyurl.com/juc2o

"Man Weds Goat"

a Sudanese villager has married his neighbours goat, after being caught inflagrente with said cloven hoofed beast. The Bride's grandmother, known too one and all as "Nanny" was reported as saying,
"In my time I have seen plenty of horns, but this was by all accounts one special Black Cock. In fact the ladies of the village haven't been so impressed since the New Zealand Badminton Team made a surprize visit some time ago".

The Bride's Uncle , known as William refused to be quoted and appeared quite Gruff.

Fuckknuckle Party Cultural Affairs Spokesman , Bob Clarkson , had this too say
"I see nothing un-natural in this, providing the goat wasn't male or Muslim. and if this fourleggedflozzie wants a real man she can come get some of mine fine loveplums".

Unfortunatly UN Diplomat John Bolton was less forthcoming. Which is surprizing given his history.

That was awsome!!!