So apparently at least three women have had sex with Don Brash. Huh? Why? I really don't get it. He must have some kind of hidden animal magnetism. Maybe he's awesome in the sack. What do you think his seduction technique would consist of, and what positions would he favour once he got you there?
(And yes, I know you've all just eaten lunch and you're probably throwing up now. Haha).


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For my part, I think he'd invite ...
For my part, I think he'd invite people over and then entertain them in his pyjamas. Then I imagine maybe he'd perform a lap dance, because we've all seen how graceful he is walking on planks and in and out of stock cars. His pjs are of course notoriously ratty, and I think maybe his treasurey might reveal itself through a strategically placed hole. Who could resist that, especially when combinded with his overwhelming charisma?
// Huh? Why? I really don't get ...
// Huh? Why? I really don't get it.
Just about the exact words of my wife last night.
Money and power? Maybe he shows them the money. Like...
"See this hundred dollar note? See the signature? That's my signature. Pretty neat, eh?"
and then he whips them up a nice side ...
and then he whips them up a nice side of corned beef.
//and then he whips them up a nice side ...
//and then he whips them up a nice side of corned beef.
My mind is agog thinking about all the ways that could be a euphemism.
I assume it's the power. That and ...
I assume it's the power. That and until he had the power, the relative unattainability of wimminkind.
Or maybe it's the pillow talk "high inflation... economy running hot ... lack of fiscal constraint ... entering into a boom-or-bust period ... top of the cycle"
//I assume it's the power. I can ...
//I assume it's the power.
I can see someone doing Bush for the power, but what exactly power does Brash have? I mean, the average person doesn't get all hot over interest rates. But I suppose maybe the women eh's doing aren't the average people either.
I also like how the Dom Post listed his age, and the floozy's husband's age like Don was a better option because he was all young and spry at 65 instead of 78. But they didn't say how old she was.
This is just another example of why I ...
This is just another example of why I will never understand girls. Gutted that Brash seems to have more success with the ladies than I do haha.
it's because he's successful. It ...
it's because he's successful. It isn't about attraction in the way you or I, as guys, might understand it.
So it's not purely down to how hot the ...
So it's not purely down to how hot the guy is?
That sickens me. Be ashamed, females.
Oh I don't know james .. if looks are ...
Oh I don't know james .. if looks are anything to go by .. then the photo I sent you proves everyone wrong, looks don't count .. :-) and I'm not rich either ...
It still hasn't arrived Mr ...
It still hasn't arrived Mr Wainuiomata! You could try marathonstadium@yahoo.co.nz as well since the first address I listed doesn't seem to be working.
Leave him alone, he's a ridiculous ...
Leave him alone, he's a ridiculous piece of crap from the parliament but hey.. he's a human just like you & me.. he's just part of parliament - the evil government.
// he's just part of parliament - the ...
// he's just part of parliament - the evil government.
National's not in government, is it?
he's from the parliament, he is...
he's from the parliament, he is
Hmm, I thought it was odd that the lady ...
Hmm, I thought it was odd that the lady on Campbell Live just said that Don had emailed the other National party people saying not to stoop to bringing up dirt on other MPs ... perhaps if he had excercised a little more morality himself in the first place, he wouldn't be in this situation!
//the lady on Campbell Live She ...
//the lady on Campbell Live
She seemed like a Queen of Spin with the Hair of the Don (Trump).
She should, like, go into politics or something.
Oh wait, she's in PR...
rohypnol...
rohypnol
donnystyle!...
donnystyle!
why would he want to publicize this ...
why would he want to publicize this kind of score?
Cos its like dat!...
Cos its like dat!
Because he's The Don....
Because he's The Don.
where can i find a photo of this guy?...
where can i find a photo of this guy?
where can i find a photo of these ...
where can i find a photo of these "women"?
The spin is impressive. However, I am ...
The spin is impressive. However, I am disappointed. Shouldn't all of this started with a YouTube clip?
Anyway, with a porn name like Sir Swank, how can you go wrong?
hahaha, I just saw an ad for nightline, ...
hahaha, I just saw an ad for nightline, and one of the stories is "Don brash - what is it that makes him so attractive?"
It had that clip on 3 news, and the ...
It had that clip on 3 news, and the question remains to be answered haha.
old skallywag. 'on ya don. media: ...
old skallywag. 'on ya don.
media:
the world's asshole
I've never heard so much hand-wringing ...
I've never heard so much hand-wringing bullshit from reporters justifying why this is news.
why wouldn't it be news? mainstream ...
why wouldn't it be news? mainstream family values man Brash is having an affair. how can the hypocrisy of his position go unreported?
Oh please. If the moral angle makes it ...
Oh please. If the moral angle makes it news now, why wasn't it news last month? The Brash/Infidelity/Morality argument is a well worn path. Where's the hypocracy? It's not like he's said infidelity & divorce isn't mainstream.
//I've never heard so much ...
//I've never heard so much hand-wringing bullshit from reporters justifying why this is news.
are you sure? journalists wring their hands nigh-on perpetually, especially in a country where there isn't enough news for a daily one-hour commercial broadcast. if they didn't wring their hands, how would we know it was news?
// If the moral angle makes it news ...
// If the moral angle makes it news now, why wasn't it news last month?
because his caucus raised the issue and made it news.
and we're back to the handwringing...
and we're back to the handwringing
didn't Paul Reubens get arrested for ...
didn't Paul Reubens get arrested for hand wringing
// and we're back to the ...
// and we're back to the handwringing
you'd prefer I didn't answer the question? What do you suggest was the 'real' reason it's become news?
//didn't Paul Reubens get arrested for ...
//didn't Paul Reubens get arrested for hand wringing
hee!
It's news because Labour - or more accurately some people within the party, not all of them - have been threatening to expose something for a long time, but in the end it was National who did the exposing. Own goal! Nice work.
I'm not saying there are "other ...
I'm not saying there are "other reasons". I'm saying all the meta-stories around the issue are bullshit. All the "oh we don't normally report these kind of rumours, but this might impact on his abiliity to blah blah blah" is bullshit. There seemed to be more stories about "why this is news" than actual substance.
The reason this was "news" (and I use ...
The reason this was "news" (and I use that term very loosly as we don't actually get factual news on our TV here in NZ) is nothing to do with the fact he's slapped his pork into a business roundtable velvety sausage glove but becuase he got challenged on it, by his own cacus as a potential issue to his leadership. This is not about Don getting laid (or even the moral issues it brings up), it's about those within his own party using his alledged affair as a means to weaken his leadership within the party.
The Press political editor said last ...
The Press political editor said last night that he'd been aware of the rumour for 2 years. It was left alone all that time, and although Labour were needling him about it in the house, may have stayed that way. The change came when either the Independant Financial Review chose to run a story (or were enabled to run a story by someone making it a not off-the-record allegation of it). Supposedly, given the deadline of that paper, the allegation had to have been made before the caucus meeting. So now that it was on record, it's sort of fair game, but they all feel the need to explain why it's now on record, given that it's such old news. Of course, it's also big because, well, it's The Don.
//slapped his pork into a business ...
//slapped his pork into a business roundtable velvety sausage glove
ha
i heard that he didn't even make these ...
i heard that he didn't even make these scores off his own back but that his caucaus made good use of the decriminalisation of prostitution to frame teh poor bastard.
i dont know why everyone is bagging ...
i dont know why everyone is bagging him? Hell, he should be applauded next time he comes in to the chamber (no pun intended here). Half the potatoe heads in there are just jealous the guy is getting a piece. Hes an old prune, but damn, he must be doing something right.
what I want to know is how is he going ...
what I want to know is how is he going to defend his immigration policy now? "I'm not racist, my wife's from singapore" "you must be, you cheated on her"
"don't be preposterous, that has ...
"don't be preposterous, that has nothing to do with racism" "duh..."
Perhaps he will get the mail order ...
Perhaps he will get the mail order company to give him a refund
...Ah Yeah "Wives R' Us"? Hi It's ...
...Ah Yeah "Wives R' Us"?
Hi It's the Don here I ordered a wife off you a few years ago, And ah she's a bit worn out around the rims, Do you guys do retreads?
Sorry No no R. E. T. R. E. A. D. S.
lame...
lame
...Ah Yeah "Wives R' Us"? Hi It's ...
...Ah Yeah "Wives R' Us"?
Hi It's the Don here I ordered a wife off you a few years ago, And ah she's a bit worn out around the rims, Do you guys do retreads?
Sorry No no R. E. T. R. E. A. D. S.
also lame...
also lame
Yeah and lame too.....
Yeah and lame too..