Toady is here!!!.....

Hey.....has ANYONE missed me!!!!! I know that you all missed the 'TOADMEISTER' really badly! Hey don't fret dudes cause I'm back!!!!! No No please don't cry with happiness!!!! Has anyone got any interesting shit to discuss cause there seems to be a lot of shit about!!! Oh well fuckers see ya around!!!!

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What??

just wondering if anyone missed me!!!! I'm still here!!!! OK!!!!!!

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haha thanks for that one toady

hey jimi!!! ah I knew someone cared!!! hey dude whats happening? Haven't had a chance to catch up much in recent times in the cyber-music world! I hear the big day out sounds like being an awesome event! Wouldn't mind catchin some of the local acts like Goodshirt, Shihad etc! Won't be back in NZ for another month though!! Bit of a bummer really but that's life on the road!! Catch up again soon!!! The Toadmeister!!!

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where excatly have you been???

I have always been your number one fan, I followed your foray into the London caberet scene, watched you flirt with the lady-boys of Thailand, and wittnessed your passion for Jamie Oliver.
Even though the court order has made me stay 3 miles away from your house, I have been watching.
You give me the horn.

Oh man! I was only talking to the lady-boys honestly! Hey whats so wrong with having a passion for Jamie Olivers COOKING! Hey, I know you like to watch! I know, I know!!! Hey man don't sweat it, it takes all sorts of fucken weirdo's to make this world go around! I like weirdo's and I REALLY LIKE YOU gluepot RIP!!! Hey fLutteRBY I've been to a galaxy far away where the drugs are reeaaalllyyyy gooodddd!!! But it's OK cause I'm back now, for a little while at least!!!! see ya round dudewhalla's!!!! Hey remember "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!!!"

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No, seriously, I'm with Butterfly, where HAVE you been?.. What ARE you up to?

Oh it's so nice to be loved! Actually, since you are asking, I've been travelling a little around the 'States'. You know how it is in the music world, travel is just a part of life! Every now and then I visit NZ just to see what's happening in the music scene! Must say it looks pretty good for NZ at the moment! Some really talented artists around! I still hark back to Blindspott because I have to say that this is one band that REALLY stands out in NZ at the moment! Blindspott really do have a true International "Flavour"!!! I'm sure that at some stage they will have to tour the USA!! It just has to happen! They will make it big!! It sounds like a lot of NZ'ers are a little pissed that Blindspott sound a little too American, but let me assure you, their music is truly different than anything we're hearing over here at the moment! You guy's need to support this band and keep it alive!! Anyway's what are you lot up to Meggaccino and Butterfly? Sounds like you guy's really keep up with the music scene!! Let me know what you think about the NZ music scene!! Are you going to the 'Big Day Out'? Sounds like an awesome event!! Keep smiling!!!
Go to the MAX!!!! Toady

BDO?? I wish, I sooo wanna see Blindspott & System Of A Down & to a lesser extent, Garbage & Prodigy. (But I would hate to see Alien Ant Farm & crappy Rubicon ;) Unfortunately I'm a "Retarded South Islander" & Cook Strait is damn expensive to cross on ferry & so is flying + I can't drive. But ONE DAY I will go to Big Day Out & another day, I will come to the US 'cos I wanna go to the Warped Tour.. Ever seen that?? If so, what's it like?

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Meggacinno, The Warped Tour has been in NZ 2 or 3 times , the first one was about 3 or 4 yrs ago, and I only heard about a cple more - I dont know why it stopped coming here - but maybe it'll start up again, If your lucky. (dont you remember?)

3 or 4 yrs ago?? I sreiously can't remember, tho I know theres an Aussie one. But I doubt most of the good bands would come here for it.. I'd prefer to go to US 'cos I promised my American buddy I'd come & see her & go to it w/ her. We wanna see Me First & the Gimmie Gimmies... Anyone else heard of 'em??

oh hell yea, they are choice as! they should come to one of our big day out's.....

There were pretty big bands at the one I went to - (for that time) like Blink, Pennywise, 311, mighty mighty bosstones and more that I cant remember - it was the same one they had in the states only it used to come here aswell.

who are you toad man? and why are you hanging with jamie oliver?! i thought you were just a follow crazed blindspott worshiper, but you've been travelling the world because of music?! .....any way....no this year i am unable to go and im REALLY fUcT Off!! i wanted to go so bad because the spott gonna be there and shit, thats like one of the only reasons!! i hate prodigy and system of the down sorta scare me a little bit.....but blindspott....*sigh* anyway....im goin on holiday anyway, going up round pihia (spelling!) and up the cape and all that...should be all right....bit of a road trip....too much....are you back in nz now or what???

hey toady a couple of things strike me as being weird.
1)you seem far too positive and enthusiastic to have been in the music industry for very long
2)in various topics ive read with your comments, you've described yourself as: living in nz
living in america
travelling in the music industry
an american who sees good things happening to nz music
a new zealander who can only pop home every now and again

what the hell are you son?

a)delerious
b)imaginary
c)full of shit

my moneys on c.

hey jimi, all I can say is isn't mystique a magical thing! One day ALL shall be revealed and I think you'll be surprised! I hope so anyway! Your comment about "being far too positive and enthusiastic to have been in the music industry for very long"- well jimi all I can say to that is that a hell of a lot of self discipline is required to succeed in this industry and only those that persevere will survive! Isn't that a good lesson for life in general! Well I'm all wisdomed out! Meggaccino what the hell is a "retarded South IslaNDER"...hey c'mon, we're all on this crazy planet together...it doesn't matter where you're from it's more a case of where you are going! Moving forward and enjoying life to the max is a good direction to be moving in!!!! I'm sure blindspott will be in the South Island soon!!! I'll use my influence on them and see if I can arrange something!! They'll probably tell me to fuck off but when they find out who I am I'm sure they'll agree!!! Even if I have to come out there and drag their little contact lensed freaked faced butts down there myself!! Butterfly good to see another blindspott fan that is fuct off at not seeing them play!!!Hey give them shit and get them to get a gig sorted near you!! Make them come your way!!! Must fly, and jimi I'm sorry dude to add to the confusion but hang in there and all will be revealed!!!

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On the coolest NZ show ever (Back Of The Y Masterpiece Television) They do crazy stunts which they always muck up... & there is the mechannic, Spanners Watson, Retarded South Island Mechannic & it's so very funny, so then, when Minuteman signed my guest book he said nice work, but pity ur from south island & then put in quote "He maybe retarded, he may be from the South island, but there's no way he can fu*k up worse than Randy" & it made me laugh for a long long time & my partner in crime, Tay, wondered who all the random ppl visiting our site were. So I'll leave the addy for BOTY's site here...

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back of the y is all my friends watch man, but ive never seen it myself...i went to, but then it ended.....the ones that i hear about all the time is the one where he had an arse for his face and visa versa....it sounded bloody marvellous...and another one where the guy was going "ill give you $5 to eat my shit and drink my piss!!" ....??

Ohh, BOTY was soo funny. Yes, some parts were pretty crude, but it was just so damn funny. Check out Chris Stapps comics at...
damn funny too...

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Aw..... i wish i was mysterious :-| , except without all the exclamation marks ;-)

is back of the y a nz program????

unfortunatly yes

*sigh* NZers and thier toilet humor........ you gotta love it

uh huh! i cant go pro or con for it but when my friends act it out for me, most of it sounds pretty funny....or maybe its just them....

Hey dribblearse, sorry dribbleglass, I think you may have something there!!! Nah I was wrong, how silly of me to say something nice about a dickweed like you!!! Keep those hands busy son, then they won't get you into trouble! What is back of the y? Sounds humorous. Ah well party time soon so must go again. I can hear Marilyn calling!! ooops silly me, almost let slip with another clue!! See ya NZer's!!! Toady FOREVER!!!!!

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ooo toady you mystery man you!!! how come its such a big secret? or are you just playing up to your public??? ;)

Where exactly in the states are you from? or is that a secret too?

.....dosnt seem to be much of a time difference.....you have the same morning...the same night....unless you go out partying in the day - which is certainly possible...

aah my little butterfly....yes....well.....can't say! Jusy remember this ancient Arabic proverb..."Write the bad things that are done to you in sand but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble". Watch this space for more of Toadmeister's greatest pieces of wisdom.........

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riiiiiiiight....wise words toad man, wise words.....you're up early considering you were 'partying' last night...

Bye y'all, I'm going away for a week... Some wisdom of Megaccinos...

~When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 raise your arm & bitchslap that motherfucker.

~If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

~The world owes me so fuck you.

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um.... !!!ok i am also going away for a week!!! to....!!! um....!!!. the netherlands!!!to um..... party......and um check out the local music scence!!!
*flashes mysterious cape about* oh!!!i!!!love!!!blindspott!!!
ta ta love toady *cough* uh i mean peaches!!!

Tut Tut Tut features head, sorry I mean Peaches_Head.......take a chill pill.......RRREEEEELLLLLLAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!