If I were invited I Would take a dump in a bag and post it to them.
The show is mindless and a complete waste of time.
Destroy your TV
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If I were invited I Would take a dump in a bag and post it to them.
The show is mindless and a complete waste of time.
Destroy your TV
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[Bic] Runga said she "would rather lick ...
[Bic] Runga said she "would rather lick the inside of a toilet bowl than appear on Idol"...
classic.
I suspect that was misattributed; ...
I suspect that was misattributed; according to the article it was Boh who declined to be on the show. Not that I know, it just makes more sense to me.
Didn't stop her from letting them use ...
Didn't stop her from letting them use "violent" as one of the songs tonight.
// Didn't stop her from letting them ...
// Didn't stop her from letting them use "violent" as one of the songs tonight.
hah. probably their form of some petty revenge.
and speaking of manufactured ...
and speaking of manufactured 'popstars' and glorified karaoke, UK artist banksy has done sterling work at undermining Paris Hilton's debut album...
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Hundreds of Paris Hilton albums have been tampered with in the latest stunt by "guerrilla artist" Banksy.
Banksy has replaced Hilton's CD with his own remixes and given them titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For?
He has also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog's head.
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images of the 'alt' cover here, ...
images of the 'alt' cover here, including some of the choicer liner notes...
* 90% of success is just showing up.
* Every CD you buy puts me even further out of your league.
* Every time someone asks me how I am I hestitate a little bit too long.
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Yeah, that Banksy is really showing ...
Yeah, that Banksy is really showing Paris Hilton who's the boss.
Popjustice tells it like it is:
"Banksy is making a very important point here, readers. You see Paris is only famous because of her association with other people and her desire to recreate things which other people have done far better - and with more originality - in the past. In stark contrast, though punctuated with flashes of genius, Banksy's profile is never AT ALL dependant on press attention from riding on the coat-tails of other people's work in an unimaginative retread of a tradition which is at least 50 years old."
More at the link.
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ahaha. this bit is classic... "As ...
ahaha. this bit is classic...
"As you can see from the image on the bottom right, he inadvertently designed the cover of the next Goldfrapp album 'to boot'." [referring to the image of paris with her head replaced by a dog].
Bit harsh on old Banksy though. It wasn't like he was riding anyone's coat-tails here...
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I think it's fair to say he and ...
I think it's fair to say he and DangerMouse have done sterling work in promoting the CD further. I can't see how this would harm Paris's sales in any way at all.
I think Mr "secretive" Banksy would be far cooler if there was never attention drawn to the stunts. It would rule out the publicity stunt angle once and for all.
You guys are such nay sayers.... If it ...
You guys are such nay sayers....
If it wasn't for such wonderful copies of amazing foreign "reality" TV programs, we wouldn't have the opportunity to observe the rise of the future of NZ Music ("Stevens: "Who's to say these kids won't be the future Neil Finns or Dave Dobbyns?").
Just remember it was a similar program that once gave us the amazingly talented and skilled Truebliss
I've never followed any of the Idol ...
I've never followed any of the Idol shows, seen the odd episode, but never been a fan .. of any reality show to be honest ... I just find them all reaking of desperation to be honest, the tv companies wanting ratings, and the money that generates .. of which I'd like to know how much is pumped back into the music industry .. and then the general public who want a shot at the big time ..
Unfortunately for us, there is a reason ...
Unfortunately for us, there is a reason that those members of the general public have used this window of opportunity for a shot at "the big time", and haven't persued it in their own time like others who have genuinly tried.
// I just find them all reaking of ...
// I just find them all reaking of desperation to be honest,
// the tv companies wanting ratings, and the money that generates
indeed. as has been mentioned elsewhere though - you could put on virtually anything at primetime and still pull in the punters, so why does it have to be such dross? Programs like Frontseat are relegated to after 10pm on TV1, under the rationale that they 'don't rate that well'. Well, duh. Put it on at 7pm and watch those ratings go through the roof. I mean, considering the DIY home/garden shows and 'reality' programs I occasionally spot in my rare forays into free-to-air commercial TV, I can't see how it could do any worse.
// .. of which I'd like to know how much is pumped back into the music industry
zip. actually, one of the good things about this latest NZ Idol is that they seem to have completely done away with the pretence that it's actually about starting a music career, and is all about winning a big prize. In that way, it's finally 'fessed up to what it is: a karaoke contest. Singstar on the telly...
It maybe just me looking back through ...
It maybe just me looking back through the mist's of past times, but I'm sure when I was growing up TV had proper programs on, by that I mean as a kid I'd watch Beverly hill billies, Davey crocket, Daniel boon, The Sullivans, Childern of Fire mountain and mum would watch Up stairs down stairs, Oneden line, Poldark, then there were the general programes WKRP in cincinnati, M*A*S*H, Happy days, Bonanza, Hogans Heros, The odd couple ... and many more, now it's .. oh how the make your garden look pretty, let's rag roll that wall and put transfers on that wall, lets put 10 people in a house and watch them 24/7 a real challenge to the intellect, and a great bunch of roll models for the young to aspire to ... I'm sounding like my grandad .................
oh yeah almost forgot POOP I DROLL ......
oh yeah almost forgot POOP I DROLL ...
// Beverly hill billies, Davey crocket, ...
// Beverly hill billies, Davey crocket, Daniel boon, The Sullivans, Childern of Fire mountain ...
// Oneden line, Poldark ... WKRP in cincinnati, M*A*S*H, Happy days,
// Bonanza, Hogans Heros, The odd couple
Ahhh, nostalgia. There was crap too, you just don't remember it. And remember, Happy Days was the original show that literally 'jumped the shark'.
There's plenty of good telly nowadays - I think that with the number of channels we now have access to it's just spread a little thinner. Off the top of my head shows I hear are good, or have actually taken the time to watch:
drama: Sopranos, ER, Grey's Anatomy, House, The West Wing.
sitcom/comedy: The Office, Extras, South Park, The Simpsons
kids: Jimmy Neutron, Spongebob Squarepants, Maddigan's Quest.
Avatar The Last Airbender is an awesome ...
Avatar The Last Airbender is an awesome cartoon....
not that I would know not having a telly and all.....
Do you know what I miss... The Broadcasting Fee/TV License thingy
Yeah, guess your right there noizy, ...
Yeah, guess your right there noizy, Back then we only really had what 3 or 4 channels, now we seem to have endless, guess it's it makes sense that they have to find cheap time fillers, and I guess also the money that was around for TV back then was only feeding a choice few TV networks with few channels. I liked West Wing, Sopranos, tho only really watched that a few times, and as for the office and others yeah enjoyed them too .. so yeah guess there is good TV out there if you look.
Lets just say that it is a complete ...
Lets just say that it is a complete waste of time.. just gives us temporary entertainment i guess.
The contestants don't even cut it really.. and you wonder how even some of them made top 10???
The trick is to realise that NZ Idol ...
The trick is to realise that NZ Idol isn't about music, it's about television.
I think you've cut to the chase. I ...
I think you've cut to the chase. I fully agree. I just feel sorry for the singer in them.
I think your right, nail on the head I ...
I think your right, nail on the head I reckon Robin .
sorry Robyn .....
sorry Robyn ..
If it is about television (which it is) ...
If it is about television (which it is) then why does it look so crappy?
Compared to the stage layout of the American version, the NZ stage looks like the school holiday talent quest at the Porirua mall.
The Americans have these inverted cone structures covered in moving lights and plasma screens. NZ has a few bits of vertical box-truss with a par-can pointing up at the bottom.
US has Simon Cowell, NZ has that DJ that looks like a 'Fraggle' and whose "caustic comments' are about as imaginative as the song choices of the entrants at the Porirua mall talent quest.
They really need to jump on this ...
They really need to jump on this website forum to catch whats real. Its so true. Makes NZ look so daam daft. They need to bump it up. Perhaps someone should just do their own NZ Idol Undercover version. Show em where its at.
Hate it. They try to do everything ...
Hate it.
They try to do everything identically, and fail, they have a guy who does "Harsh comments" Someone who thinks everyone is real good for even being there. Identical but cheap :op
It reminds of a banda machine.
appalling low grade copies
The organisers really really really ...
The organisers really really really need to watch a full season of America's version because poor kiwiland, no wonder they don't acknowledge us that much as a popular musical based country. Its like we just have to keep climbing the hard yards. REALITY CHECK NZ IDOL ORGANISERS!!! Our Idol cannot even compare to the world market however, I must say bringing in the prizes is raising the bar a bit. Poor Ben, Poor Rosita, Poor next victim who's gonna get nowhere. You think?
abba-salutly on another note look at ...
abba-salutly
on another note look at the likes of the eurovision song quest. Absolute bollocks but all the finalists actually get somewhere with thier career
Ha! I used Banda Machine in a post. I ...
Ha!
I used Banda Machine in a post.
I Win!
Then how come the writings not blue and ...
Then how come the writings not blue and smudgy and stinking of Meths?
That's because you need to upgrade to ...
That's because you need to upgrade to Windows 2006 Banda Edition.
We all have it in the office... pish
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