How To Make Dimmer's "There My Dear"

That was vile. It reminds me too much of those hippy recipes like, "How to make peace. Take one cup of love, a dash of kindness, a teaspoon of understanding, etc".

ahh, come on ...

"...a synergistic melange of emotions and desires."

genius.

I still haven't got past an old Critic recipe for Re-fried Vegan Beans.
"Take one can Fried Vegans and one can Beans..."

I imagined all of those people getting thrown into a giant mixing bowl and getting mashed by a giant mortar and pestle. It was traumatic.

you forgot the 'one giant spewbucket of heartache and breaking up.'

I would have thought that even a garnishing of Dean Roberts might be a bit to much.

I want to have Dean Roberts babies