"nzmusic.com online collaboration song", anyone?

Everyone gets to write one line. Forget metre and verse-chorus-verse and all that; let's just develop the story. When writing your line, please copy & paste all the previous lines and add your line underneath so we don't have to break our fingers scrolling up and down.

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When the bus pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
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Next line, anyone?

Forums: The Bar,

When the bus pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

suggestion: perhaps another 4 line verse, then a chorus?

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky
I don't know what I'd send back in reply.

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky
I don't know what I'd send back in reply.

I think I'll edify for a month

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky
I don't know what I'd send back in reply.

I think I'll edify for a month
While Blink eats pies for lunch

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky
I don't know what I'd send back in reply.

I think I'll edify for a month
While Blink eats pies for lunch
And the Dogs of War keep barking

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky
I don't know what I'd send back in reply.

I think I'll edify for a month
While Blink eats pies for lunch
And the Dogs of War keep barking
They worship their bizarre king.

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky
I don't know what I'd send back in reply.

I think I'll edify for a month
While Blink eats pies for lunch
And the Dogs of War keep barking
They worship their bizarre king.

When the train pulled out the station, a woman shouted 'stop!'

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky
I don't know what I'd send back in reply.

I think I'll edify for a month
While Blink eats pies for lunch
And the Dogs of War keep barking
They worship their bizarre king.

When the train pulled out the station, a woman shouted 'stop!'
The Conductor gave the finger back, put his headphones on & cranked up ZZ Top

rofl

When the bus Pulled into Wellington, I was the last to disembark
Someone superglued me to the back seat in the dark
Lucky I'm well used to this sort of damage, On My Arse,
it seems my life is nothing but one tremendous farce.

So I was walking along the street and a cinderblock
With an image of jesus on his knees and sucking cock
Suddenly fell at my feet from out of the sky
I don't know what I'd send back in reply.

I think I'll edify for a month
While Blink eats pies for lunch
And the Dogs of War keep barking
They worship their bizarre king.

When the train pulled out the station, a woman shouted 'stop!'
The Conductor gave the finger back, put his headphones on & cranked up ZZ Top
He's tired of kicking at the goal and only getting behinds