Fix the time machine

Would someone please fix the time machine and send the ladies in the Lynx banner ad on the front page back to 1997?

I feel so sad for them stuck here in 2006. They really need to go back to their time, before someone tells them about 9/11 and lets it slip that no one listens to dance music any more.

Forums: The Bar,

Let's do the time warp again !

I don't think things are that much different now than they were in the past. There is still an abundance of filthy music on the radio these days. For example:

It's too late by Evermore:
"Ride mum& ride til early morning turn
Ride mum& like the dawning of the day
Its too late
to let all your feelings show
Go on til the night is swept away"

yeah, happy mothersday evermore...

In the past we had Elton John promoting pedophilia as 'a taste of love in a simple way':

And did you think this fool could never win
Well look at me, I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way
And if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away

Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling up a little kid

That last line just proves he is a sick man, though you could always tell by the dodgy wigs he wears.

the slutty friend... is that.. an ADAM'S APPLE??

you know, I think it could be!

He is pretty good looking for a guy, I would do him.

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