I am a Community Health Information Officer (heh, i give people ministry of health publication information) and I work whoring tiles to people who are weak and vunerable while they build their houses. (in other words I work in a retail tile shop), Also I do some housekeeping for some people I know once a week. They have 37 roomsin their house, they take a long time to keep tidy.

heh, well its my best friend's family. They're really lovely people and totally kind, but also sometimes when I'm round there things feel a bit like the Gilmore Girls. They have gardeners and such.
Currently they are off travelling round europe but I still get to work even though they are away.

I actually lived with them for a short while about 5 years ago. Their house is pretty crazy, you can go weeks on end without seeing anyone else. They have a ballroom, billiards room, morning room, they even have a very cool creepy basement.

how about i just find some photos to put up somewhere so you can look at them.

I was thinking about taking some sneaky photos while i was round there today, but the family history society which meets there was having a meeting so i decided not to. But I've got a few photos of like the entrance hall around i'll just have to find them.

. . . . I also moonlight as a ninja for hire . . .

I write content as well as editing it.

all the usual stuff, prices are negotiable, bottom line $500 p/n

oh yeah - not you heather.

anyone want to invite me over to taste cheese and wine?

Hmmm.
I hope "cheese and wine" isn't a euphenism

Excuse my typo: "shat's" should have been "what's".