what rejected olympic sport would you win gold in?

in keeping with the current sporting themes going on around the forums at the moment...

what rejected olympic sport would you win gold in?

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Failing the most Urine Tests

heh.

I got "eating yellow snow."
Maybe it's a spin-off sport?

also piss on your cycling team mates

Silly noizy, pissing on everything

shit stirring

I got 'Downhill Faceplants' . . . . err

Seperating the Olympic rings!

I got Curling for Cookies

Well I got Best Judge Bribe :-)

Laughing at the boss.
Dick Pound, be hard too look him in the eye.

maybe writing a theme song for the Black Cocks.
could this be a NZM Project?

we certainly couldnt use "Give 'em a tate of Kiwi" for a sample though...

possible lyric suggestion...

when short of breath,
within grasp of the win,
urge the team on, yell,
'just suck it in!'

Comedy Gold man!!

Aaah. Poor old Dick Pound. Why didn't he stick with Richard. Everytime I hear his name, I end up remembering an old flatmate who was always "Dick Pound wap wap wap wap wap". And that was in an olympic year :/

Oh, and I got ski high jump. Yeah!

Skating while on speed

cool. I knew I was fast, but not that fast...

I can fit the most amount of logos on their suit.

...my suit

Most realistic snowman.

earnestness

compliment fishing

ventriloquism

commentating/ gum chewing/ oragami/ medal maunfacturing/ spelling/ use of apostrophes (joanna)/ touniqueting/ algebra/ speed fisting/ wine making/ sand running/ time travel/ lyp syncing/ tent erecting/ longest domino lines/ lawn mowing/ pictionary and or risk/ dictionary usage/ doobie rolling/ card tricks/ star jumps/ balloon inflating/ 2 leg chair balancing/ loudest car stereo/ condom application/ baby delivering/ politeness/ punditry/ reverse racism/ organ donation/ housework/ line snorting/ bow-tie tying/ snake charming/ tip toing/ facial hair growing/ trumpet blowing....

snowball dodgeball

Lewd ice sculpting

Fuck, the winter games have a lot of rejected sports!

i got gold in Handgun Biathlon