Rugby : the most low skill, utterly pointless 'sport'.
I've been itching to start a topic about Rugby, because this game, this slow, passionless, boring game is indicative of a lot that is wrong with New Zealand.
How a bunch of guys running forward in unison, passing the ball from to left or right, kicking it to touch or having a scrum....how is that in any way interesting? Enlighten me - what he fuck is so fun about watching that? Where are the tactics, the ball skills like in soccer or basketball etc? What is there to talk about? every other sport involves more skill than rugby. There is nothing to this game. The fact that so many macho spuds dedicate their whole lives to this dull sport is no surprise, but so many er, geeks, like it too - or pretend to like it, as if it gives them some indentity... so sad. We need to find a new natianal pastime. Rugby is boring.


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ah, come on rdor - rugby has the full ...
ah, come on rdor - rugby has the full skill-set on show. soccer (sorry, 'football') is nothing but rugby without the handling and tackling. basketball is nothing but rugby without the kicking and tackling.
theres way more skill involved in every ...
theres way more skill involved in every other sport. Does a soccer team all line up in row and pass the ball in one direction?
oh yeah "the whole skill set". The ...
oh yeah "the whole skill set". The principle attribute being physical size ...and being able to fling an oval ball to left or right. There's the skill invloved in rucking and running into other players - oh sorry tackling. Oh man the game is full of fancy footwork and tactics.....
// and being able to fling an oval ball ...
// and being able to fling an oval ball to left or right.
compared to soccer, where you ... what ... kick a ball with your right or left foot?
Which you get to do in rugby as well.
//The principle attribute being ...
//The principle attribute being physical size ...
Fuck off mate, Daniel Carter is about 90kgs, about 1.80m tall, he is hardly a physically menacing figure yet he is the worlds best first 5 Why? Because he is one of the most skilled people to ever wear a black jersey.
and being able to fling an oval ball to left or right. There's the skill invloved in rucking and running into other players - oh sorry tackling. Oh man the game is full of fancy footwork and tactics.
You are a joke, you clearly have no fucken clue so why even bother making a post about it?
// and being able to fling an oval ball ...
// and being able to fling an oval ball to left or right.
compared to soccer, where you ... what ... kick a ball with your right or left foot?
Which you get to do in rugby as well.
// why even bother making a post about ...
// why even bother making a post about it?
to rark you up Dan. Come on dude, play the ball, not the man...
me and ole noizyboy here don't often ...
me and ole noizyboy here don't often agree on many things but it sounds like we are both on the same page which says something haha..and I don't think noizy is the greatest rugby fan either... but I could be wrong.
//to rark you up Dan. Come on dude, ...
//to rark you up Dan. Come on dude, play the ball, not the man...
It's actually pretty funny I haven't been on this site for a while and what is the first post I should look at when I do come back? One that has some half wit trying to degrade our national game and a sport that I love whole heartedly hahahaha
he is lying on my side of the ruck and his hands were on the ball ref!!!!!
// I don't think noizy is the ...
// I don't think noizy is the greatest rugby fan either
only moderately fanatical compared to some crusaders fans.
//Daniel Carter is about 90kgs, about ...
//Daniel Carter is about 90kgs, about 1.80m tall, he is hardly a physically menacing figure
ahahahaha classic. Bearing in mind that the average height for a male is about 1.7m, and somewhat shorter for females; and that his weight is muscle rather than fat, he would seem menacing to over half the population. I think you've been hanging out with too many rugby players dan.
//only moderately fanatical compared to ...
//only moderately fanatical compared to some crusaders fans.
So your shrine is still under construction then? hahahaha
// So your shrine is still under ...
// So your shrine is still under construction then?
I just visit my mum's when I'm home in chch.
//I just visit my mum's when I'm home ...
//I just visit my mum's when I'm home in chch.
If I was a better person,I would resist the urge to say something about "oh yes, I like to visit your mother's 'shrine' too". But rugby talk bores me and so instead I will head straight to the gutter, safe in the knowledge that you can delete this comment if you want to.
Woah, that sure went south all of a ...
Woah, that sure went south all of a sudden. "In other news today, an online discussion about our national game devolved into desirous declarations about the website administrator's mother's Temple Of Love and the administrators proclivities towards said temple. Ahem. After the break more sports" (cue Sports guy smiling and/or dribbling benignly, cut to ad for Rebel Sports)
//I think you've been hanging out with ...
//I think you've been hanging out with too many rugby players dan.
I am a rugby player jackass. Daniel Carter is not a big guy at all.
//Rugby : the most low skill, utterly ...
//Rugby : the most low skill, utterly pointless 'sport'.
Yeah coz scrumming,lineout throwing jumping and lifting, kicking for position, kicking for goal, passing, tackling and regaining your feet and ripping the ball plus many many other things that make up rugby require no skill at all. Fuck off mate.
//I've been itching to start a topic about Rugby, because this game, this slow, passionless, boring game is indicative of a lot that is wrong with New Zealand.
Passionless? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you even know what you are talking about? This country is one of if not THE most passionate country when it comes to rugby. It is hardly slow and it is only boring because you don't understand what is going on. The only thing wrong with this country is fucken negative ney sayers like you who poo poo the game without trying to understand it. If you don't like it don't fucken watch it. But don't fucken ruin the fun for the rest of us. Wanker.
//How a bunch of guys running forward ...
//How a bunch of guys running forward in unison, passing the ball from to left or right, kicking it to touch or having a scrum....how is that in any way interesting?
It's not what they do it's how they do it. People find motorsport fucken insanly interesting but I find it the most boring thing on earth right next to golf.
//Enlighten me - what he fuck is so fun about watching that? Where are the tactics, the ball skills like in soccer or basketball etc?
Kicking for position on the field, setting up mid field rucks to work off set play moves, pinning the other team in their 22m and setting up to score tries, breaking tackles, running lines and getting through gaps in the defence. Seeing Ritchie McCaw make a tackle get back on his feet and rip the ball frmo the guy he tackled and turnover possession it all takes incredible skill.
//What is there to talk about?
Plenty. If you know what you are talking about which you quite obviously don't.
//every other sport involves more skill than rugby.
No you are wrong there, League - involves some passing, hits ups tackleing and kicking. Soccer only invovles kicking a ball. Netball involes passing a ball and putting it in a hoop likewise with basketball.
Rugby involves all of those things plus a shit load more. Kicking, running, passing, rucking, mauling, goal kicking, tackling, scrumming, lineouts,
//There is nothing to this game.
No once again, there is plenty to this game youo just have no idea because you don't like the game and you are a typical stereotype of someone who hates rugby. Quick to judge the game without actualy getting to understand it.
//The fact that so many macho spuds dedicate their whole lives to this dull sport is no surprise, but so many er, geeks, like it too - or pretend to like it, as if it gives them some indentity... so sad. We need to find a new natianal pastime. Rugby is boring.
You are an ass. Where you ever involved in team sport? Do you have many friends? Do you play soccer? How many games of rugby have you actaully watched from start to finish?
Find the Crusaders game from last friday, one of the greatest Super Rugby tries was scored in that game around to 70 minute mark. The ball went the length of the field, through about 8 sets of hands and the Crusaders ran through about 8 defenders and the drawing and passing was beautiful. Even some uneducated neh saying piece of shit like you should appreciate it.
You and people like YOU are boring actaully.
Rugby is our national game, either deal with it or fuck off, but don't act like you speak for everyone in this country because the overwhelming majority of people LOVE rugby in this country.
It is people like YOU that are wrong with this country not rugby.
yes your right Dan, its obviosely ...
yes your right Dan, its obviosely non-rugby lovers like myself who are the problem with New Zealand
//yes your right Dan, its obviosely ...
//yes your right Dan, its obviosely non-rugby lovers like myself who are the problem with New Zealand
No I have nothing against non-rugby lovers, I just have something against people like you who are obviously bitter about the success of rugby in this country...newsflash it's pretty much the only fucken sport we are good at along with netball and cricket...sometimes
It's not that hard rdor, just fess up and say " I don't understand rugby" and I will forgive you.
I don't get what people see in soccer but over half the world can't be wrong can they? Should we motion for the worlds number 1 game to be changed as well?
If you don't like Rugby just deal with it because it wont change and it is only going to get bigger next year being world cup year.
Oh and ahh rdor you are going to LOVE it when 2011 rolls round...thats when NZ holds the RUGBY WORLD CUP competition.
//the overwhelming majority of people ...
//the overwhelming majority of people LOVE rugby in this country.
Show of hands here - do you love rugby? Yay or nay.
Nay....
Nay.
Nay. It's been a conflicted ...
Nay.
It's been a conflicted relationship, and I'm willing to give it another chance. Or perhaps, I'd like to be willing, but it's unlikely to happen.
Rugby, you blew it.
Well at my club there is around 30 ...
Well at my club there is around 30 teams of around 28 players each plus coaches parents so we will say maybe 2000 yays plus there are like 60 clubs in Auckland alone.
120,000 yays, then if you multiply that by all the clubs in NZ which would range in the thousands most likely, you are looking at a cool million people at least and that is just from people who are direcetly invovled with the sport either through playing, coaching or being parents supporting their kids.
The fact that NZ can pack out 3 Lions tests with stadiums of 40,000, 50,000 and 45,000+ people and also sell out smaller stadiums for the other provincial games with around 6 or 7000 people at each game. Plus sell out all tri nations games that come to NZ, PLUS we WILL sell out stadiums every time NZ plays at the World Cup in 2011 in fact the public demand for tickets will far outweigh the actaully supply of tickets available for sale.
I think it is a pretty safe bet to say that the greater population of NZ is in favour of rugby.
It is not NZ's national game for nothing.
// It is not NZ's national game for ...
// It is not NZ's national game for nothing.
actually, I know it is, but who decides what our 'national' game is? I was under the impression that soccer, netball and bowls all had higher participation numbers than rugby.
// Show of hands here - do you love ...
// Show of hands here - do you love rugby? Yay or nay.
A double nay for me - one for the game, and one for those folks who love it but hurl abuse at those who do not: not cool at all. My lack of interest in rugby has me in a bind: a wee friend of mine wants me to go watch the Heineken Cuo final with her this weekend, and while there's a big yay for her, there's a compellingly big nay for the game. I think I may have to go out of town, watch the Renderers or something.
<joanna asks> <i>Show of hands here - ...
Show of hands here - do you love rugby? Yay or nay.
Definite "yay" for me. I played for a long time until all my team mates started to grow into chiseled granite Adonises and I remained a lanky wimp. That's when I changed position from lock to armchair.
The one part of rugby I could never enjoy was the whole after-match culture. The going-to-the-club-and-drinking-till-you're-completely-pissed part didn't appeal to me. After a game, I just wanted to go home.
nay...
nay
I'm probably with myshkin with a ...
I'm probably with myshkin with a double nay. Although in reality I don't particularly dislike rugby (although I will point out that it is the 3rd or 4th most dangerous occupation in the country; up there with Forestry and working on the docks). But mostly I hate rugby fans. There are a lot of positives to how crazy dunedin gets on big rugby weekends, but it never quite outweighs the negatives. Especially if it's a loss.
yay you get munters at shihad ...
yay
you get munters at shihad gigs... that dosn't mean shihad suck.
dickheads at rugby matches are nothing compared to the english football hooligans
//you get munters at shihad gigs... ...
//you get munters at shihad gigs...
Not really in the same league. Sure if you go to a gig, you expect munters. At the gig. In contrast, you don't have to have anything to do with a rugby match to experience the muntership. Like one year a bunch of people though it would be ace to see if they could hit the houses on the other side of the river with beer bottles (they could, and they didn't seem to mind aiming at people walking past either). Sure it might be interesting to see if you could do it once, but to throw every empty they could find, and then start on the full ones...
dickheads drinkin and throwing bottles ...
dickheads drinkin and throwing bottles is not really rugbys fault, rugbys very popular and as D. brash would say mainstream so would easily become a focal point for that lame sort of behaviour.. or maybe it's a Dunedin thing, maybe Dunedin's just full of rugby head retards
While I kind of agree that it's not ...
While I kind of agree that it's not rugby's fault, I think the physical nature of the game attracts that element. In the same way some people gravitate toward an HSV or a Torana over a Lotus Elise. It's also not a Dunedin thing. I've had similar experiences in Canterbury, and it certainly appears to be a small town phenomena.
or perhaps simply a small brain ...
or perhaps simply a small brain phenomenon
//Sure if you go to a gig, you expect ...
//Sure if you go to a gig, you expect munters
Wow here comes the double standard.
You expect munters a rock concerts but not at rugby games?
Get fucken real. I don't expect munters a rock concerts, why should I ?
I don't expect munters at rugby games either they are just there, and it is the job of the security and the bar operaters to either stop serving them and/or throw them out when they have had enough.
How is it rugbys fault?
What an asshole, expecting munters and accepting them at rock concerts but not at rugby games.
Fuck off with your double standard mate.
//or maybe it's a Dunedin thing or ...
//or maybe it's a Dunedin thing
or maybe it is an alcohol thing...
//but who decides what our 'national' ...
//but who decides what our 'national' game is? I was under the impression that soccer, netball and bowls all had higher participation numbers than rugby
You don't get 40,000 or 50,000 plus people at an All White test do you? Netball however if stadiums were bigger would pull a good sized crowd and are only limited to numbers because of seating in stadiums. But I would venture to say you wouldn't get 40,000+ at a Silver Ferns test match.
So I guess the public decided it, and I guess because your national rugby side does ok from time to time as well.
so you're saying that the 'national ...
so you're saying that the 'national importance' of any given sport should be based on the number of spectators who turn up for the game? not the popularity of the sport as based on the number people who actually play it?
which makes our national summer sport, what ... soccer?
You do find though that a lot of males ...
You do find though that a lot of males give rugby up due to the size and strength of our polynesian friends because they get sick of getting hammered week in week out.
This could account for the participation numbers lacking. But I have no doubt that that All Blacks tests would be some of the highest rating shows when they are on tv.
It would actually be very interesting to air an Australia vs New Zealand test match LIVE at the same time as the One network and 3 news. See who gets the highest ratings.
//so you're saying that the 'national ...
//so you're saying that the 'national importance' of any given sport should be based on the number of spectators who turn up for the game? not the popularity of the sport as based on the number people who actually play it?
Well if you combine the numbers that play with the number who watch then I would say you have a fairly decent indication of what sport is the most imporant in this country.
Compare what happens when the Ab's lose, or even when the Black caps lose which is pretty fucken regularly to when the All Whites lose, or even the NZ softball team or hockey team, it just doesn't really register on the national importance meter, don't get me wrong it does register but it's only really a minor tremor.
But Soccer is by far the most popular game in the world by like 3 billion people or something like that but it really doesn't register very high on the importance scale in NZ.
//Kicking for position on the field, ...
//Kicking for position on the field, setting up mid field rucks to work off set play moves, pinning the other team in their 22m and setting up to score tries, breaking tackles, running lines and getting through gaps in the defence. Seeing Ritchie McCaw make a tackle get back on his feet and rip the ball frmo the guy he tackled and turnover possession it all takes incredible skill.//
the fact that you have to interpret (or over interpret) every mundane action means that it might not be that interesting in the first place.
I dont know anything about the offside rules in soccer, but Its still easy to see the tactics, the player positioning, and watching someone score a goal from 25m away is always entertaining.
//No you are wrong there, League - involves some passing, hits ups tackleing and kicking. Soccer only invovles kicking a ball. Netball involes passing a ball and putting it in a hoop likewise with basketball.//
the tight physical nature of the game limits the amount of forward planning and skill that can be used. You can pass it left or right or throw it back for a kick to touch. Its intuitive, theres little planning and it gets bogged down in boring scrums and line-outs.
//Rugby is our national game, either deal with it or fuck off, but don't act like you speak for everyone in this country because the overwhelming majority of people LOVE rugby in this country.//
yeah Ive been told by some older friends what it used to be like in New Zealand. If you werent builder or a plumber called dave who didnt worship rugby union then you were a poofter. Thank god things have changed a bit. Most of the male under 25s Ive known have not been obsessed with it. The rugby is the grail culture in nz in dying out.
Yeah rugby might be entertaining for some people, great, but Itd be good to see it as one of many sports, not THE sport.
true
true
//yeah Ive been told by some older ...
//yeah Ive been told by some older friends what it used to be like in New Zealand. If you werent builder or a plumber called dave who didnt worship rugby union then you were a poofter
Awwww rdor are you worried about being called a poofter by those big mean builders you pass every day when your walking to uni?
:D
I think it is great that Rugby causes so much frustration in people that they actually feel they need to come on the internet and bleat about it to other people who are using the internet...but they never actually do anything constructive about it.
If you are so against rugby do something about it, but don't just sit there behind your keyboard safe in your little world and complain about it, when like Rope said it is the one sport we are consistantly good at.
In reality if we demanded as much from our other athletes cricket, soccer, track and and field athletes ( I leave netball out because we are pretty good at that until Queen Irene retires) etc etc etc then this country would be a damm sight better at sport then we are now. Rugby players are some of the most highly critisized people in this country especially when wearing the black jersey.
//if you can't support the only sport ...
//if you can't support the only sport new zealand is consistently good at, why not find something else to get your knickers in a twist about?
//
hah do you think that if other nations gave rugby any where near the attention we give it, that the all blacks would have a chance? Lucky for us, people in other countires like more interesting sports.
The whole rugby culture is such a laugh in nz. Like for eg. Anton Oliver had to explain to the media why that he liked to colect art......., as if he had to defend it . A player who was into something other than Rugby. oh no.
// hah do you think that if other ...
// hah do you think that if other nations gave rugby
// any where near the attention we give it, that the all blacks would have a chance?
probably not, but it's still a reasonably global sport, big sporting countries like England, France and Australia do give it some prominence, and we still do all right. Last time I looked, England had five times the player numbers of New Zealand, and yet we still manage to beat them more often than not.
// Yeah rugby might be entertaining for ...
// Yeah rugby might be entertaining for some people,
/ great, but Itd be good to see it as one of many sports, not THE sport.
You don't have to buy into the whole 'rugby is the national game' spin, is all. As I started to try and point out to Dan yesterday, there are many other sports that have larger participation bases in NZ - soccer amongst them. Just because the media decides to focus their energy on rugby (based on the fact that we are pretty successful at it), there's no need to buy into it.
Is this actually as pointless as a 'my favourite band is better than your favourite band' argument?
/if you can't support the only sport ...
/if you can't support the only sport new zealand is consistently good at, why not find something else to get your knickers in a twist about?
Excuse me?! -"the only sport we are consistently good at?" Ummm you may want to broaden your horizons - I would suggest looking at our softball team as one example, and there are quite a few others in a similar boat to them. Of course with the millions of dollars spent on rugby it's unsurprising that other sports never really get a look in via our media, where would be the medias profit in that?
// new zealand is consistently good ...
// new zealand is consistently good at,
all the 'sit-down' sports: rowing, yachting, equestrian.
we now punch well above our weight in basketball, one of the few truly global sports.
obviously netball, but that's only ever going to be a 2-horse race (likewise league, a 3-horse race).
we've had world-class triathletes winning major races and world championships consistently over the last couple of decades.
//do you think that if other nations ...
//do you think that if other nations gave rugby any where near the attention we give it, that the all blacks would have a chance?
Yes I do simply because we are better, NZ breeds tougher, harder and better players than the rest of the world.
But Ok on the flip side, do you think that if we gave that attention to say soccer we would be amoungst the best in the world?
It has higher participation numbers than rugby and it is recognized as the most popular sport in the world after all.
We have less numbers than probably 80% of the rest of the rugby playing nations and we still are better than most.
I think at the end of the day it comes ...
I think at the end of the day it comes down to attitude .
When the AB's lose a test match we all try to find out what went wrong, look to place blame on people, look to sack the coaches and the captain etc. The world is a black dark hole and all that shit.
But when other teams lose like the All Whites or the Black caps it is kinda expected so we accept it far more easily, even if the Silver Ferns lose the public is gutted and hate that we have lost but the ariwaves aren't flooded the next day with callers on radio sport who openly critisize anyone who had a bad game like they do when the AB's lose.
The Com games is a prime example. We expect our netball and 7's teams to win gold and accept nothing less, but our swimmers got like a million 4ths and for some reason we just accept that and say "well done" and give them a pat on the back for trying and everyone is best friends. But we don't dare argue that we should have done better etc or that we sack the coaches or manager of a particular team and all that.