If you could see a fight between 2 bands

Inspired by the Dumbest NZ band topic, if you could see a fight between 2 bands, celeb deathmatch style, who would it be?

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how about Zed v Sticky Filth?

I would give up my "Trllion Shades of Happy" signed picture disc to see Mikey pulling Brian's golden locks and Damon's pointy Ibanez smashed over Silver's cranium in the Push Push v Dead Flowers cage fight.

doc your bio is legendary. heheehhhhe.

lol, i agree... hahah... it reminds me of the bios at the start of merrick and rossos book :D

before i start, i dont hate ALL of the people in here. just some. the others i think would be good to see in action :P

boh runga vs julia deans vs renee from tadpole (mmm triangle match)

jon toogood and tom larkin vs andy lynch and nathan king (no holds barred tag team match)

whoever the people in weta are that hold grudges, vs whoever else in weta holds a grudge (what else but a grudge match???)

and headlining: the double 't' blindspott vs the massive en masse (no tag format, all in brawl...lets see whos the boy band now)

hehehe my bit of testosterone fuelled fun.
if we marketed this as a 'fundraiser for charity' i think we could actually con some of these musos along! and by the way, where did that old celebrity deathmatch clay wrestling programme go? that was the shit.

cya

"where did that old celebrity deathmatch clay wrestling programme go? that was the shit."

That sentence makes more sense if you take "the" out of it.

errr..... yeah kid.

i guess i should refrain from posting idiotic sentences like that....... sorry. really.

"boh runga vs julia deans vs renee from tadpole (mmm triangle match)"

Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing this m'self.

hey i remember that clay show... clay mation is so cute... hmmm, i only ever saw a couple... like oprah v.s ricky lake vs. jerry springer... or something like that. i guess clay mation is always difficult to work in.... when making a tv series?

'Celebrity Death Match' was more credible than its 'human equivalent'. Actually it was more entertaining than a lot of television viewing in general.

bic vs boh - in mud.

chocolate mud ice cream

Yum

Boh would slaughter Bic!

Bic's the girl you marry, Boh's the girl you don't tell your parents about

Havoc vs Urlich.

Washed up rockstars-turned lame house DJs.
Let's get ready to rumble.

haha i agree with you Jimi! :D Good Pick! Julia Deans VS Renne Brenen! that would be good 2 see! haha! *Go Julia!*

From Melanie!

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So that's Renne from Tadpole's last name!

no disrespect to Renne, but her ass alone would probably hospitalise the entire Fur Patrol posse.

sommerset vs rubicon

muhahahahaha

Andrew Brough vs Shayne Carter

and a non-event - Peter Gutteridge vs Robert Scott

Deja Voodoo vs the D4 (I know who I'm rooting for ... Otaaaagooooo!)

Celia Pavlova vs Hayley Westerna ... heh ... who'd be mad enough to fight Celia anyway?

when you think about it, deja voodoo would inevitably win any fight, be it a one on one, cage match or royal rumble...there's nothing you can do to them that they haven't already done to themselves for fun

the D4n & Deja Voodoo are good mates. they are just as likely to join together and take on the crowd...

Malevolence, D4, DIC, Big Nana, Hasslehoff Experiment, King Kapisi, Probe, Datsuns, Dayone, Missing Teeth, Sommerset, the entire Dawnraid Crew - VS - Rubicon and K'Lee.

Fight to the death.

Tadpole need a fucken BEATING!!

i dont know how many of you have heard the new tadpole song, or the song by Carriage H on StarFuckers, coz tadpole riped them off to the fucken baddest!

Carriage H fucken rule!so if you havent heard yet go listen!

No disrespect but I believe the spelling of the listed adjective 'fucken' to be incorrect. Derived from the expletive 'fucking', the correct abbreviation should be 'fuckin'' e.g. "Carrige H fuckin' rule...". Please correct me if I am wrong.

Jah bless.

I agree, Doc, but in the context of the new zulund accent, where fucken is pronounced fuckin it's probably fine to use fucken.

I would like to know if "riped them off to the fucken baddest is a bad thing or a good thing".

Problem= thesaurus or the lack of.

Joe man i take it u havnt seen BEAVER the drumer dude of D4!
He would waste all the voodoo boys!

GO D4!

Plus i like to c True Bliss beat each other up!

d-super vs dave benge

(oh wait...too late)

ahahaha. 8-)
nice one.

are you well aquainted with this scenario? - sounds like it.

everybody in the world vs channel Z's bomber

only if bomber isn't allowed to inlist the help of all the 12 year old sluts who he spends all night giving them shit advice like "don't work hard at school, lifes' to short, live it.. no reason to be in school past 12..go out and become and high paying ho"

Muhuhahahaha... I'd love to see that. He really does need to be taken down soon, the racist jerk.

anyone willing to use a guitar as a lethal weapon vs the radio active program director.

what? you mean you don't appreciate a 'bangin' garage anthem first thing in the morning? You don't enjoy the latest 'only-four-copies-pressed-and-I've-got-one' house dubplates on a Tuesday afternoon? It's funny how they still call it 'dance' music, yet certain stations play it all day–when the only people dancing are crystal meth abusers and that blanket guy in Cuba St.

Maybe a pointy Ibanez will do the trick?

Doctor O i want your babies

Truebliss vs Bardot

or Jo Cotton vs the true blis producer/manager guy whassisname

dunno........

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My name is Toady,
and i blow goats!

Nice one captain!

Blindspott vs over-produced american coporate nu metal.
(oh wait, they are the same thing)
silly me

that post was shit. shup up and stop flying your one eyed extremist bullshit on your sleeve.
people can only take so much meaningless bitchiness... and i was tired of you almost before you opened your mouth.

sarcasm as a means to cleverly rubbish a person is fine by me; but your caveman/state the obvious/primary school style of sarcasm is surely the lowest around.

shut your mouth. please.

cya

children please! judy is welcome to suggest blindspot versus. Toady's inevitable spott comment was the annoyance here.
I personally would love to see a great many bands in the ring, face to face with their "influences".

oh yeah fully...... i would too that's why i posted a little while ago :P

and yeah judy is welcome to her opinion, i have no problem with her wanting to see certain bands fight (i mean, like its ever gonna happen).
so here she goes 'blindspott vs ........ oh well look shes cracked an absolute stunner there, the wit is overwelming! theres a truly marvelous post by judy here in which she uses a poor excuse for sarcasm in order to strike back at the demon that is toady and lo and behold, even makes the revolutionary claim that the guy 'blows goats'.... oh the quality!'

yeah toady shouldnt have posted that.... (toady..... shhhhhhhhhhh) and i can see how it could piss people off, but theres no need for that crap.

cheers cya

good call teina. I think judys call was fine. i mean toady saying "dunno..." just for an excuse to put a blindspott link up was anus. Since Waynes World is the shit, I feel that judys reference to it in her "blow goats" remark was quality..just poor execution. then the blinspott vs comment i think was fair considering the anus post it was mocking.

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Maybe toady just caught Judy on a 'bad hair, pms, road/net rage' kinda day.

Looks like it might end up as Toady Vrs Judy...

Hey jimi
ass sphincter says what?

ooops!!! But hey look no post!!! Judy have a shave!!!

p.s is "blowing goats" illegal?

is being a loser illegal? why are you not locked up?