Hi all,
My noisy indie band is looking for a female singer/guitarist. Influences include Elastica, HDU, Snapper, Solid Gold Hell, Love's Ugly Children, King Loser and assorted old school Flying Nun noise merchants. We're Auckland based and it's a whole barrel of fun. We'd love to hear from you! Reply to uncle_love@hotmail.com
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aren't we all lookin for a ...
aren't we all lookin for a female/guitarist mate - get in the cue - for my noisy indie band - yeah right - internet *cough* stalker *couogh*
Very subtle there, dude. Now where's ...
Very subtle there, dude. Now where's that Charlotte Hatherly.....
jeez guys...... give him a break aye? ...
jeez guys...... give him a break aye? they might be the next best thing if you just let them be......
Just joking. Now where's that Justine ...
Just joking. Now where's that Justine Frischmann.....
Come to think of it now, I wouldn't ...
Come to think of it now, I wouldn't mind a female singer/guitarist myself. Send a photo of yourself, along with your name and phone number to SoldierBoy c/o "Azaelias", 23 Pine Street, Taihape. Must have sex appeal. Jeez...
SOLDIER! i told you to stop that. THIS ...
SOLDIER! i told you to stop that. THIS INSTANT!
lol
I think SoldierBoy here is planning ...
I think SoldierBoy here is planning world domination, yet he remembers well the fortune told to him by the old gypsy lady with one eye, 6 fingers and the breath of an ox's ass, that he shall be stopped by the words of a noisy indie band from Auckland that has a female singer/guitarist. Now he is so subtly trying to corrupt all female singer/guitarists into his zombie slaves so that they can polka dance for him, oh how he loves his polka, the sadistic bastard. Beware for he takes no prisoners, mwah ha ha ha ha ha ... ha.
As Morrissey is doing bugger all these ...
As Morrissey is doing bugger all these days, and rumour has it he is a BIG fan of Goblin Mix, I am sure he will be keen to strut the boards again with yet another morbit angst ridden Flying Nun band.
Get in contact with the man...
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Oh, for God's sake. What a fucking ...
Oh, for God's sake.
What a fucking pathetic attitude. I thought nzmusic.com was a place for people actually interested in NZ music. Apparently not. I half expected to get some smart ass replies but not to get pissed on from this height. You guys must get a lot of practice.
Thanks for the vote of confidence jimi. The rest of you can get fucked. This was a genuine request, and I thought this might be a good place (amoung many) to make it. My mistake.
Remember kids, the internet makes you stupid.
zen
As much as I like to "get fucked" I ...
As much as I like to "get fucked" I don't think I'd like to the way you intend. I think you are over-reacting just a tad, heck I wasn't even mocking YOU.
SoldierBoy just seems to have a crush on you and who knows what it will take to stop him, maybe he'll wear a dress and some lipstick and offer to sing for your band, I don't know.
Just chill a bit, man. Tis a noble cause that you seek.
OI!!!!!!! I was just joking, man. I ...
OI!!!!!!! I was just joking, man. I take it you haven't been on nzmusic.com for too long. OK, I admit I may have been acting a little smart, but all in the name of fun. If you do find your guitarist, congrats.
Ok, maybe I am overreacting, but as you ...
Ok, maybe I am overreacting, but as you can probably appreciated I was pretty fucking pissed off at the response to my original posting.
My main gripe is with ed anyway.
Ah well, the search continues.
laters
zen by name - zen by nature - ...
zen by name - zen by nature - ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
zen - go hard. this is the place to ...
zen - go hard. this is the place to find like minded people.
everyone else - what the fuck is wrong with you all? harsh b'yarch's 8D
i have small but attractive man breasts and read cosmo sometimes - will that do?
if you lived in auckland, could sing ...
if you lived in auckland, could sing and play guitar then yes, that'll do. i've flagged the female requirement now, it's too much grief.
that was my lame attempt at humour. i ...
that was my lame attempt at humour.
i would actually suck a lot and your band would do poorly!!
good luck bro... what a funny little topic gone astray!
his man breasts are pretty perky tho ;p...
his man breasts are pretty perky tho ;p
why do you want a female? some ...
why do you want a female? some uncle_love action perhaps!!!????
and if he had asked for a male would ...
and if he had asked for a male would you have made the same comment?
Something fucked up there.
well, as my original posting seems to ...
well, as my original posting seems to have offended so many people i'll modify it to remove the female requirement.
so it's just a singer/guitarist now.
happy everyone?
heh, no. You should stick with the ...
heh, no. You should stick with the female requirement as long as you can. I'm not a feminist, in fact many of their views conflict with mine but damnit too many people look for guys only. If I ever find myself in a band I'd love to have a female member. The theory is they bring a different style/view to the music, whether it is true or not, who knows but can you afford not to find out?
if ed had spun this thread another way ...
if ed had spun this thread another way with his initial comment (nice one sport) it could have been alot of other things. If zen had asked for a male band participant maybe i would have commented differently?? but he didn't, have you run out of your chill pills bra-tha, i shall change my name to sturrrrer
nope got plenty of chill pills. Just ...
nope got plenty of chill pills. Just your comment really rubbed me the wrong way. The way I see it you guys are basically saying that the only reason to have females in bands are only to look at and shag.
Dude, Zen, whatever you do don't require an ethnicity, no telling how many racists will come out of the woodwork.
oh please - SIT DOWN!!!...
oh please - SIT DOWN!!!
I am, no need to jump up and shout....
I am, no need to jump up and shout.
if a female/guitarist answers this ...
if a female/guitarist answers this thread it will be legendary - and she will be sooo right for your band
I wish I knew a f/g in ak to point in ur direction bro (or m/g or ?/g)
- to patch things up like...
I'll buy u a pint of ur favourite poison next time I'm in ak - I'll be there round the 7th I think
aw, shucks, you're on. kings arms, ...
aw, shucks, you're on.
kings arms, your round.
any bands playing KA on thurs 6th?...
any bands playing KA on thurs 6th?
i like poison too :) ,..... ?...
i like poison too :) ,..... ?
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well, i think before anyone wants to ...
well, i think before anyone wants to volunteers to join ur band, people have to know more about ur band, who's in it, age, names and shit coz all these can affect whether guys wanna join...coz u cant really join a band u know nothin bout...
i dunno why a female was wanted, i always thought if i was in band i'd go for a guy singer coz they can yell, scream,swear and go off tune without people judging them....wish it wasnt so but it is, and thats the truth....
None of wot i just said in the previous paragraph should be taken offensively.....
the idea is that if you were ...
the idea is that if you were interested, you'd email and i'd fill you in on all the details. i didn't really want to post a whole band manifesto on here as i don't think this is an appropriate place.
Well excuse us. ...
Well excuse us.
nah! fair call Zen. this whole topic ...
nah! fair call Zen. this whole topic seems a little wierd. why not advertise for a band member on a music site? get off ya fucking horses ya bunch of forum nazis
hey now..... forum nazi is a registered ...
hey now..... forum nazi is a registered trademark, there can be only ONE.
and you know who has rights to it?
ahem.
Right, how silly of me....
Right, how silly of me.
i can sing but dont count on my guitar ...
i can sing but dont count on my guitar skills.....and i sorta live in thames....but thats closer to auckland than if i lived in hamilton?...;) nah good luck...stay with the chick thing....chicks are always good in a band full of boys...they bring a feminine quality to the band that many lack....im all for it!! :)
PeAcE...
you could be a member via ...
you could be a member via telephone
didn't the singer from into the void once do this from london when they had a gig in chch?
i think i was there - or was i on the phone to someone who was there?
hmmmmm interesting....or we could do a ...
hmmmmm interesting....or we could do a milli vanilli!! just record me singing, send it to you and play it at every concert.....just get a real pretty chick to stand in for me....;)