Is this poll suffering from some severe lack of speaking England rool good?

- I don't no what your on about
- They're are a couple of mistakes up their
- Yes, I speak much more betterer

Problem is that hardcore Shihad fans have had certain parts of their brain vapourised
by high intensity sound waves - this results in a corruption of the language processing
cortex. This is particularly prevalent amongst Shihad's sound technicians who regularly
misinterpret the instruction "Turn the bloody volume down" and instead hear "Turn it up".
Several have tried to counter the problem by having their eardrums surgically removed and attending large calibre live artillery firing practices to acclimatise themselves before a gig.