Anyone seen any new funnys here? Please post them.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Auckland
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wellington
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Anyone seen any new funnys here? Please post them.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Auckland
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wellington
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i love this one. makes me cry with ...
i love this one. makes me cry with laughter.
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and i don't know if this is funny or ...
and i don't know if this is funny or just whacko:
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hah i ended up here after looking at ...
hah i ended up here after looking at walken christopher..
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist."
[ http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ]
That Chuck Norris thing is like reading ...
That Chuck Norris thing is like reading the lyric sheet to a insanely long version of "I'm Tough" by George Smilovich.
This one's a doozy though...
"Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever."
Ha, I saw that site a while ago and it ...
Ha, I saw that site a while ago and it has been an oft-quoted source. My favourite is definitely "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits." or perhaps "Chuck Norris has never cried but if he did, his tears would cure cancer."
I am gonna buy an official "Chuck Norris' code of ethics" t-shirt from his site for 12 bucks, which I will wear when I tour the States as a reminder of all that is right and true. Perhaps I will also work out on the Total Gym, reminding my muscles of all that is right and true.
//Google won't search for Chuck Norris ...
//Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Ha ha of course, that reminded me of ...
Ha ha of course, that reminded me of "If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from certain death."
If you search yahoo video (better than google) Conan O'Brian has some funny, funny, FUNNY Chuck Norris clips.
Oh, there's one of those for vin ...
Oh, there's one of those for vin diesel as well.
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Nunchucks: $50
Ninja Suit: $130
Personalised Black Belt: $75
Watching Vin Diesel beat up and devour an 8 year old Cambodian Orphan: Priceless.
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that chuck norris site is something ...
that chuck norris site is something close to Awesome. or should i say that Chuck Norris site is Totally Awesome. these bear repeating:
- Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
- Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Screw Chuck Norris, it is all about ...
Screw Chuck Norris, it is all about Jack Bauer.
"If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris."
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They have a Canadia too!...
They have a Canadia too!
This one on Bjork is funnee...
This one on Bjork is funnee
[ http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/bjork ]
Or Freddie Mercury?...
Or Freddie Mercury?
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Or Queen, "officially the best band ...
Or Queen, "officially the best band ever"?
[ http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/queen ]
I'm loving this, guys... Here's a ...
I'm loving this, guys...
Here's a description of the "Pink Moon":
"The Pink Moon is perhaps the least known of Earth's three hundred and fourteen natural satellites. It was created by folk-singer, demiurge, physicist, and chrononaut Nick Drake using the science of quantum after the great purge of folk singers following the Guthrie Massacre of 1748 (later renamed the Dylan Massacre of 2027)."
Utter-fucking-brilliance.
//http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Auckland ...
//http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Auckland
and its link to Diocesan School for Girls - ha!