Anyone have any good Drummer Jokes

Submitted by LightNick on Mon, 2006-03-13 14:24

Anyone have any good Drummer jokes?

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Submitted by Joanna on Mon, 2006-03-13 14:48.

Check out this page

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Submitted by Joanna on Mon, 2006-03-13 14:52.

Or if you're lazy:

Q. What did the drummer get on his iq test?
A. Saliva.

I'm still laughing at the indie rocker lightbulb joke from earlier this week.

Submitted by Lucy_Fur on Mon, 2006-03-13 16:19.

What has 3 legs and an asshole on its back?

A drummers stool

Submitted by Lucy_Fur on Mon, 2006-03-13 16:20.

Why do drummers leave their drumsticks on the dashboards of their cars?

So they can park in handicap spaces

Submitted by talia` on Mon, 2006-03-13 19:02.

Q - What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a drummer when I grow up?"
A - "Johnny, you can't do both."

Q - What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
A - The Drummer.

Submitted by Saxzo on Mon, 2006-03-13 23:22.

It's not a joke, sorry, but if you have some minuts, have a look ... this boy is really incredible

I got astounded

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Submitted by Saxzo on Mon, 2006-03-13 23:25.

obviously, turn your speakers on and open your mouth

Submitted by wainuiomata on Tue, 2006-03-14 04:25.

There's no such thing as a good drummer for a start .. so that kinda kills any jokes about them I guess.

Submitted by Steph H on Tue, 2006-03-14 10:56.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they have machines that do that now.

Submitted by tclak on Tue, 2006-03-14 11:46.

I can really relate to that joke!

Submitted by Steph H on Tue, 2006-03-14 17:04.

Heh.

I'm sure I got that from one of yous fannies.

Submitted by The Crypt Kicker 3 on Wed, 2006-03-22 18:10.

OR TO EXPAND ON THAT....

HOW MANY DRUMMERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

10 --- 1 TO CHANGE THE BULB AND THE REST TO STAND THERE GOING .. "THATS SHIT"

Submitted by Steph H on Thu, 2006-03-23 11:50.

Q - How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb?
A - He holds it and the world revolves around him.

Submitted by The Crypt Kicker 3 on Sat, 2006-03-25 18:40.

hahahahahahaahhaahhaahhaahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahaha....

ITS TRUE

Submitted by dragstrip on Tue, 2006-03-14 11:50.

I reserve judgement on whether this is a good drummer joke, but it is a drummer joke nonetheless.

A drummer gets sick and tired of everybody making jokes about him, so he makes an important decision. "I am going to become a guitarist, noone will make fun of me then", he says, and heads off to the shops to buy a guitar and amp. He gets to the shop, walks up to the counter and says to the shopkeep, " I'll have a Gibson Les Paul Goldtop and a Fender Twin please, and could you throw in a lead and a strap".
The shopkeep stares hard at the drummer and says "You're a Drummer aren't you"?
"How can you tell?" say's the drummer.
"Because this is a fish and chip shop you fool".

Best music joke ever though....

What's the difference between a guitarist and a fixed term investment plan?

a fixed term investment plan will eventually mature and earn money.

Submitted by LightNick on Tue, 2006-03-14 11:58.

I wonder how the drummer stereotypes originated?

I suppose drummers seem to have are reputation for stupid behaviour.

Maybe it is because not that many musicians understand drumming unless they play drums themselves. Guitarists and Bass and keyboard players only seem to relate to drummers on a purely structural level - timing, changes in tempo, song structure, dynamics etc. While among themselves they also have key, key changes, melody... it seems they need to collaborate more closely to make music, while a drummer can be left to do their thing - more like an enhancement.

Maybe it is because drummers don’t have the responsibility of other band members. They are not often in charge of a band like the lead singer or guitarist appears to be leaving them free. Or perhaps drummers simply don't need to work on things like guitarists and singers do. This could give them a reputation for being less involved, more time to get bored, more time to create mayhem.

It could just be the type of personalities that are drawn to drumming...

It could be true though, we are just a bunch of retards!

Submitted by Tama Drummer on Tue, 2006-03-14 17:43.

how do you a drummer is at the door??
the knocking speeds up

Submitted by Disasteradio on Tue, 2006-03-14 18:20.

.. and they don't come in when you tell them to.