I was just curious as to how many people on here have dealt with A&R types and dodgy "studio" owners .. I was just thinking back to when I used to go to gigs with my mates Sally and Neil .. and when our other mate Ben used to run his accoustic night, all manner of people would turn up 98% of them fine, but then you always seemed to have the odd 2% or so who were there offering their services, who on further inspection turned out to be dreamers or just out and out bullshitters .. I can remember sally being approched by some bloke who was offering his services as a producer / engineer ... ( Sally goes out with one of our senior engineers, he's worked with radiohead, coldplay, manic street preaches and Engelburt humperdink ;-) to name a few, and She's Sir George Martins PA ) anyhow this guy came up wanting to work with Sal and neil and was realing off all the bands etc he'd worked with and naming names .. which was unfortunate for him, as we knew quite a few of the people he was naming, needless to say we were sceptical from the off so obviously declined his offer .. besides we had Air to record in, in downtime .. but needless to say we did an internet search for him, nothing, and we asked a couple of people if they knew of him .. they didn't .. so as expected he was full of bull .. there's other little stories, but won't go into the at the mo .. there's a great one about a bloke in canada who put himself about as George Martins assistant back in the 70's and used George's name to con people into working with him and ripping them off with crap recordings ( allegedly ) .. neither, George or anyone close to him I asked knew of the guy or could remember him .. I'm off for the next two days, back in on Saturday so won't reply to anything till then .. if indeed any replys are posted .. :-)


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Yeah I've come across a lot of ...
Yeah I've come across a lot of bullshitters. Some saying they're Talent Scouts for record companies, Radio bastards etc. Basically the best way to deal with them is:
Dodgy: "Hey Im a telent scout for Universal, hows it going?"
You: "Universal eh? You must know Marty!"
Dodgy: Yeah I know him
You: "Thats awesome, Im catching up with him tomorrow night, you wanna come? Im sure your boss wouldn't mind his employee coming for a few drinks"
Dodgy: *Runs away*
OR
Dodgy: "Hi, my name is **** from universal"
You: "Get Fucked!"
"Hi so ah, what's a girl like you, ...
"Hi so ah, what's a girl like you, doing in a place like this?"
The Breakdancer at one of our gigs was ...
The Breakdancer at one of our gigs was well dodgy.
Entertaining for sure, but clearly a recipe for disaster.
Sure enough stray boot meets Table at high velocity.
It had to hurt but he coped with it manfully whilst hopping outside.
Way back when, if our band had been ...
Way back when, if our band had been approached by any dodgy types, I so wet behind the ears I'd have probably fallen for their spiel! The only "dodgy" type we encountered was a punter in Orewa who fancied himself as a dancer. We got him on the mic a few times to "announce" his next moves and he'd proceed to make a fool of himself in front of the pub. He pretty much hijacked the whole gig, but no problem 'cos he entertained us the whole time.
Still, I probably shouldn't make fun of others, because I, too, am (to quote Kryten from Red Dwarf) "a ten-thumbed tone-deaf talent-less noise polluter" [rueful grin].
You'll notice I differentiate between myself and my erstwhile bandmates - they were quite good.