Hi I am looking for women musicians who are keen to kick off a sexual revolution in music. Now this may scare some of you away but that’s ok, that’s what the aim of the band is, to scare and turn on.
The music will be 80’s porn soundtrack sounding and whatever else we come up with.
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you're starting a revolution by emulating music recorded 25 years ago?????
fair enough. . . i suppose 'revolution' can also mean 'going around in circles'
it's just something to jam with before we find our filthy raunchy sex sound, I don't know I'm just throwing this one out there, would make one awesome show, which I believe a lot of the self conscious main streamers somehow miss in today's music world.
Thank you for your criticism.
//thank you for your criticism
no worries. have fun with your project , for all my cynicism, i do have a soft spot for sleazy 80's (and 90's) music...
I'm not a woman (although i'm sure that would be great fun!!!), but as a guitarist myself, i have to say break out the Crybaby Hendrix Wah pedal and crank into some Sexorama soundtrack ... very very choice!!
Also it doesn't matter what you look like or even how good you are at your instrument, these simple matters are all secondary, what is primary however is the ability to make love to your instrument and to the music we create. Further more I play drums, this of course does not mean we don't need another drummer, the more the better.
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hmmm, Kiwi version of RockBitch? ^_^
what kind of porn?
anal
just what i was hoping for.
so you're in?
sure.
Hahaha (I LOL'd!1!!1!)
should applicants bring a hand towel ?
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only if the applicants want to wank off covers
What exactly does a sexual revolution involve, out of curiosity?
Cause people already seem to be having it... one might therefore surmise that a revolution would attempt to change the way we wither do it, or think about it, or champion the cause of a Brand New Utterly Awesome Position.
I personally reccommend the Condor. In this Utterly Awesome Position, the two lovers begin in a "doggy style" position; thenceforth, the male removes his arms from whatever they are originally doing, and proceeds to flap his arms like a madman, while screeching and screaming in order to make a sound that one might suppose a condor sounds like (most of us, of course, never having heard one).
Although it's not a particularly erotic position, it is sure as hell funny.
Sex doesn't have to be serious y'know; in fact, this could be the crux of the revolution. While conversing with another worker last month, I pointed out that if aliens came to Earth and observed the act of copulation, they would probably be mystified.
Wobbly bits for life!
Me, above: "already having it" = referring to sex, not a revolution. Just to clarify.
You're in, if you want to be that is.
I don't mean to sound like the crazy feminist who doesn't wear a bra and lectures any guy that tries to pick up a chick in a pub here... But I will anyway. Can't you come up with a better role to give a woman, other than some big breasted show girl? Honestly... we (and when i say WE i mean all woman) are better than that. Anyone is better than porn. But if you want to go ahead and grow the porno moustache... well, that's your business.
You've got it completely round the wrong way. Bring out the boobs, I say, but never ever grow a porno moustache.
Should I be worried if a girl is saying that? What is the world coming to i ask... Not that i have a prejudice against lesbians.
Name one person who wouldn't enjoy looking at this:
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i'm sure rdor could come up with some handicapped reason,
but for me, that photo is worth the cost of a month's internet connection
and then there's alanis.
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Oh Scarlett... soooo hot.
Check out that ass in Lost In Translation... and that adorable little tummy *swoon*...
My gran
your gran is the reason wade is starting this band
Dnt bring my gran into this. Only i can bring my own granny into this. Not yew.
i didn't bring her in. i just gave her a little nudge to keep her in play
Good ol' Alanis. Id been wondering what rock she was hiding under.
Horny4Music do you want to join the band? You don't have to get naked we can just be lovers on the side. Seriously I don't know what's going on with this idea in my head. In reality I want to get a big band to get together and for them to get close with each other and have that closeness translate into a love for the music we play. If we get naked that's awesome too. I think wanting women has a lot to do with listening to too much sleater-kinney. Thank you for your comments.
//You don't have to get naked we can just be lovers on the side.
She seems pretty young, dude... watch yourself.
Statement retracted.
Thinking...... No. Bt it is a kind offer. Sort of.
Ha Eddie u r a Nice Guy ^^ I probably am to young for you wade. So dnt be a cradle snatcher.
Hence " Statement retracted".
Haha. I have it in writing ^^