Which microphone is your penis most like?

My penis is most like a shure SM-58 which makes it kind of average I guess. My friend reckons his penis is like an EV RE-20 but I actually doubt this.

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mircophone . . . .pffftttt . . . .MEGAPHONE !!!

Obnoxious is as obnoxious does?

haha yeah, annoys the hell out of everyone when used in public . . .

//EV RE-20//

Good ol donkey dick. It's not called that for nothing. Perfectly describes moi.

An SM 58? not even a beta, quite muddled and floppy?

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thats not what I heard, dude ;)

This may be more representative, maybe?

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ha, feel sorry for this fella . . . . skinny AND bent

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He hee...
Mounting is made easy with the included screws or the double sided non-marring adhesive pads; When your performance is over, simply remove the C 416's gooseneck by detaching it from the mounting bracket.

They don't call yours pancake for nothing. I feel sorry for the fiance. I mean I wouldn't put up with being macked by that thing every night!

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***Whacked

mine has started to pupate...

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oh well. at least it's expensive.

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dude, if you don't log out next time I'm going to smash you.

now you get credit for my joke. sigh.

uh I mean "Jon_Jr dude, if you don't log out on my computer next time I'm going to smash you."

Ha!

This is what mine looks like.

Not just the mic, it's the dude as well.

I like to think it's a total package

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If I were you, I'd never leave the house again.

your jelousy is nothing compared to my penis

this gets my vote for 'most stupid and idiotic thread ever'.

Wibble.

Agreed.

No way, man! There've been WAY more stupid and idiotic threads. In fact, it's got my vote for most interesting topic of the year, so far. I'm just sorry I don't know shit about microphones, and I don't have a penis.

Don't sell yourself so short girl, you could have a penis too if you really tried

Shhh... Heather lost her penis in 'Nam and she's a little sensitive about it.

There there my darling. It's ok. Lisa's here... shhh shhh... shhh penisless... shhh.

Hey a little touchy there aye Hollis, you're not a SM11 Dynamic Lavalier Microphone by any chance?

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I'm going to give in to you people having your Benny Hill moment.
After careful examination I would have to say its related nearest to an RCA BK-5A.
and i know, because I have two of them.

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two penises?? what kind of a freak are you???

come on heather, you know you like it in both holes

"Crisp, slightly aggressive"
"makes this a good choice for guitar cabinets, some vocalists"
" Has internal bass roll-off switch"

//both holes

EWWWW, GROSS!!!!! Not both at once, man..

Freak!

//Not both at once, man.. //

So one at a time is fine?

Laydeez, remember lapel mikes.