Hey check us out.
For some thigh slappin, porch whittlin, moonshine drinkin, banjo playin good ol’ racoon on the roof fun check the mighty “Two Lane Black Top” out.
With a need for speed and a cottin pickin knack for getar playin these guys are not to be missed.
Matt
Has anyone else seen these guys (two lane black top)?
I saw them once at the battle of the bands, they went offffffffffffff
Are they playing any gigs soon.
I miss them already
Luv
Slinky
hey slinky, there's some things in the works, but keep the 24th(Nov) free
and you might be able to see them again, more details when things
are confirmed!!
cheers for the support though
Pip
I saw them at Valve in September.
Their songs are really kinda short and catchy and the drummer is bomb!
They remind me of mad punk truckers, 70's style.
If they play again soon check them out.
"mad punk truckers" cheers man, I think ill take that as a compliment.............yeah!!!
Gig very soon keep posted so you to can see the booty shakin, bottle blown, wash board scrapin action that is the "Two lane black top" conspiracy.
Go here now: http://www.spinaltap.com
For a big TLBT influence
hmm, I was a little skeptical about the tiny amount of time these guys took to get their act together but Jeezus-God-damn-Hell-Muther-Fucker these guys are on top of thier shit!
I saw them twice in the Welli battle of the bands - heavy, ass kickin riffs and great song structures - never predictable, always entertaining. Bass player needs a new amp tho (proamp? - you should be ashamed mate!) but the guitars really do it for me - the singer has this fat low end guitar thing going on and the chick guitarist has this crummy cheese grater tone that sounds choice! A real bonus to see female lead guitar - WAIL! - and that reflective pointy black Ibanez - Mmmmm, Megadeth!
I am surpised they haven't been snapped up by a MAJOR and I do mean Major label. Wow that show really gave me shingles. The lead riff on Who's your f**** daddy was reminiscient of a young Steve Vai
tho the pentatonic trance reverb could use some varied distortion a little variety can really spice up a marriage. All in all tho a real flammmin success. Good Luck for The Canadian Tour Too Guys!!!
Its all on!!!!!!
We have one fat daddy gig lined up for all you Welly punters looking for some TLBT action, the mighty Paselode and Marystaple have given us the invite for the 24th of Nov Indigo......be there.......thats all.
Matt
Good luck to the 2 lane typhoon for the 24th, sadly it may be the first one I'll miss as that weekend seems heavily booked.
Throw up your goats!! southcore represent.
fink, ifyou would like a sticker you can e-mail me on pipinaussie@hotmail.com with your details and stuff and I can get one to you whenever you want
cheers pip
P.S I have no money
Hey "nik"
Check us out this weekend with the staple and paselode i.e. Die Dj Die well hook up then.
Yeah man that crowd sucks my balls, but we are really broke and cant afford a mint recording, had to scrub it up some how.
See you on sat.
matt
Im redoing the site in the next few days, I feel like a new look.
Anyway, yep we have some mighty fine pictures of the ever glam Pip in action, these were taken by "blink" (cheers bro) and will be on the site as soon as.
All those people hankering for some TLBT sounds are in luck!!. We are getting ready to record with the Datsuns some time in late Jan up in Hamilton, the release will hopefully be pressed to vinyl in Aussie and will probably have a couple of our new songs embedded in the plastic, such as "crawdaddy" and "leave your disco at home" but this all this seems a long way off.
Anyone wanting some thigh slappin fun closer to the now will hopefully see us playing the "Package" Christmas party A.K.A 24 hours of mayhem (did I spell that right?) in the middle of this month when we will unleash a few new ditties, already in the works "debutante" which has balls for africa.
Anyway thanks heaps for the support, keep checking the site for the new look and more free stuff.
Matt
xxxx ooooooo
well you won't be able to see tlbt play now till 2002
yep, we're getting in some new songs, and having some
fun on the beach, well at least I am, I dunno what those other
bitches in my band are doin, anyone got nothing to do for NY come to Castlepiont
there's heaps of room, castlepoint will be going off, old drunk men, rabid dogs
sheep, the works
Pip
Nice gig the other night (24th) especially liked the last song (had something to do with "disco"), hey are you guys playing a gig with "the datsuns" any time soon? now that would be a gig.
Look forward to your record release.
Tom
your site is dope but i must pull some mofo up on the comment (last paragraph on the homepage) in regards to Ice T's 1000 gallon shark tank: "Ice T has nothing to do with rock".....?
The tune 'Body Count' from the O.G. LP (and also featured on the first Body Count album) was the shit! Beatmaster V's out of time drum solo! Ernie C's(RIP) shred-fest that would put Jamie Oliver to shame! the Iceman's intro's!: "yo Ernie C! take these motherfucker's back to South Central"
This was a seminal tune and paved the way for expired old ass rap honkys to put out rock attempts on their rap albums.
Take it back!
Shit that was awkward when you guys walked in yesterday. Don't worry, we won't be writing anymore Pip comments that may offend you guys. Personally, I/we don't no may girls that play rock and roll guitar, and I think the novelty of that got us a bit carried away... Oh well.
Lets not argue, because i'm sure we will be playing gigs together in the future.
nik :)
I thought it was really funny, I'm not nor was, offended by any of those comments, what's there to be offended about?? I think all you guys are really cool, I know it was all in good fun
Pip
PS I think you're all hot..especially that cute one in the red hat... I believe his name is... Matt?
Sweet Bro
We thought it was fucken funny.
Keep the comments up, she loves it!!!!
I meant "respect" in relation to "blinks" ice T post, i.e. respect to Ice T not the Pip respect thing...........there is no bad feelings.
Its all good:
Matt
"Communication Breakdown, It's always the same,
having a nervous breakdown, Drive me insane!"-MrRP
"cunto"??? that is not conduct becomming an officer. To much to see on friday. D4/crumb at bodega, Slim/live at queens wharf, Pluto/marystaple at Indigo and whatever is at valve.
overproduce.. ha,ha if you stop ripping off slim riffs I'll stop overproducing. I don't mean for ejector to sell out i just want you sounding a bit more like Britney spears
yeah i know niks riffs are probably lame. the bastard was to lazy (prob just shy) to send me the demo. as long as its those bunch-o-loosers together it'll always be rejector for me; d'you think he should go for tomahawk ie. ex-jesus lizard riffs?! ha! nik you know what i mean. if you give me yer email "blink" ill send you a mail...
yo just mail me ---- hotmail@blink.net.nz ---- this is blink, nik fucking logged in on my comp last night and i can't remember what my password was. So for now i will strut my stuff as Mr T
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Hey check us out. For some thigh ...
Hey check us out.
For some thigh slappin, porch whittlin, moonshine drinkin, banjo playin good ol’ racoon on the roof fun check the mighty “Two Lane Black Top” out.
With a need for speed and a cottin pickin knack for getar playin these guys are not to be missed.
Matt
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
yesssssery it went down like road kill ...
yesssssery it went down like road kill at a church social
Pip
Has anyone else seen these guys (two ...
Has anyone else seen these guys (two lane black top)?
I saw them once at the battle of the bands, they went offffffffffffff
Are they playing any gigs soon.
I miss them already
Luv
Slinky
hey slinky, there's some things in the ...
hey slinky, there's some things in the works, but keep the 24th(Nov) free
and you might be able to see them again, more details when things
are confirmed!!
cheers for the support though
Pip
I saw them at Valve in ...
I saw them at Valve in September.
Their songs are really kinda short and catchy and the drummer is bomb!
They remind me of mad punk truckers, 70's style.
If they play again soon check them out.
"mad punk truckers" cheers man, I think ...
"mad punk truckers" cheers man, I think ill take that as a compliment.............yeah!!!
Gig very soon keep posted so you to can see the booty shakin, bottle blown, wash board scrapin action that is the "Two lane black top" conspiracy.
Go here now:
http://www.spinaltap.com
For a big TLBT influence
Matt
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
hmm, I was a little skeptical about the ...
hmm, I was a little skeptical about the tiny amount of time these guys took to get their act together but Jeezus-God-damn-Hell-Muther-Fucker these guys are on top of thier shit!
I saw them twice in the Welli battle of the bands - heavy, ass kickin riffs and great song structures - never predictable, always entertaining. Bass player needs a new amp tho (proamp? - you should be ashamed mate!) but the guitars really do it for me - the singer has this fat low end guitar thing going on and the chick guitarist has this crummy cheese grater tone that sounds choice! A real bonus to see female lead guitar - WAIL! - and that reflective pointy black Ibanez - Mmmmm, Megadeth!
I haven't heard them yet, but any ...
I haven't heard them yet, but any gutarist who names Kiss' "Love Gun" as their favourite song gets a gold star in my book. Looking forward to the 24th
I am surpised they haven't been ...
I am surpised they haven't been snapped up by a MAJOR and I do mean Major label. Wow that show really gave me shingles. The lead riff on Who's your f**** daddy was reminiscient of a young Steve Vai
tho the pentatonic trance reverb could use some varied distortion a little variety can really spice up a marriage. All in all tho a real flammmin success. Good Luck for The Canadian Tour Too Guys!!!
Just remeber, I know. You know and ...
Just remeber, I know. You know and thats all that matters.
[ http://www.solus.musicpage.com ]
Its all on!!!!!! We have one fat daddy ...
Its all on!!!!!!
We have one fat daddy gig lined up for all you Welly punters looking for some TLBT action, the mighty Paselode and Marystaple have given us the invite for the 24th of Nov Indigo......be there.......thats all.
Matt
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
Good luck to the 2 lane typhoon for the ...
Good luck to the 2 lane typhoon for the 24th, sadly it may be the first one I'll miss as that weekend seems heavily booked.
Throw up your goats!! southcore represent.
you too? what is it with the 24th? ...
you too? what is it with the 24th? everything is on the 24th damnit.
Paselode + Marystaple, nice line up, ...
Paselode + Marystaple, nice line up, lets hope the "black top" can pull off the hat trick.
Check the TLBT web site for free stuff, ...
Check the TLBT web site for free stuff, new photos and some shitty sounds.
Matt
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
"Two Lane Black Top rock my ...
"Two Lane Black Top rock my world"
Thats all
P.S. When do I get my sticker, ill take money as well.
fink, ifyou would like a sticker you ...
fink, ifyou would like a sticker you can e-mail me on pipinaussie@hotmail.com with your details and stuff and I can get one to you whenever you want
cheers pip
P.S I have no money
Cool Song!!! but.. Nice "crowd" buddy?...
Cool Song!!!
but..
Nice "crowd" buddy?
We should play a gig together sometime ...
We should play a gig together sometime Im in a band called Ejector who play some rocky stuff too. :)
Hey "nik" Check us out this weekend ...
Hey "nik"
Check us out this weekend with the staple and paselode i.e. Die Dj Die well hook up then.
Yeah man that crowd sucks my balls, but we are really broke and cant afford a mint recording, had to scrub it up some how.
See you on sat.
matt
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
cheers paselode and marystaple...
cheers paselode and marystaple
TLBT will be doing a proper recording ...
TLBT will be doing a proper recording soon
will keep you posted
until then, check out this straight to ...
until then, check out this straight to minidisc live track:
[ http://www.nzmusic.com/track.cfm?i=4158 ]
Man eventho the recordings bad that ...
Man eventho the recordings bad that crowd man!
Fuck its cool!
id just like to say i went to the web ...
id just like to say i went to the web page and i think pip is hot
Its a cool web page eh....
Its a cool web page eh.
i hear that that sexy cunt blink took ...
i hear that that sexy cunt blink took some nice photos of you rok sluts at Indigo. when are they gonna be up on yo site.
he took some real pearlers, cheers ian...
he took some real pearlers, cheers ian
ta.. but i'm only as good as my ...
ta.. but i'm only as good as my subjects and i couldn't have done it without the support of the fine people at Fuji Film and Canon cameras.
I agree Matt...Pip is one hot girl! ...
I agree Matt...Pip is one hot girl! Even though i'm one too, I can see the beauty in her. When are you guys playing next??
Im redoing the site in the next few ...
Im redoing the site in the next few days, I feel like a new look.
Anyway, yep we have some mighty fine pictures of the ever glam Pip in action, these were taken by "blink" (cheers bro) and will be on the site as soon as.
All those people hankering for some TLBT sounds are in luck!!. We are getting ready to record with the Datsuns some time in late Jan up in Hamilton, the release will hopefully be pressed to vinyl in Aussie and will probably have a couple of our new songs embedded in the plastic, such as "crawdaddy" and "leave your disco at home" but this all this seems a long way off.
Anyone wanting some thigh slappin fun closer to the now will hopefully see us playing the "Package" Christmas party A.K.A 24 hours of mayhem (did I spell that right?) in the middle of this month when we will unleash a few new ditties, already in the works "debutante" which has balls for africa.
Anyway thanks heaps for the support, keep checking the site for the new look and more free stuff.
Matt
xxxx ooooooo
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
well you won't be able to see tlbt ...
well you won't be able to see tlbt play now till 2002
yep, we're getting in some new songs, and having some
fun on the beach, well at least I am, I dunno what those other
bitches in my band are doin, anyone got nothing to do for NY come to Castlepiont
there's heaps of room, castlepoint will be going off, old drunk men, rabid dogs
sheep, the works
Pip
Nice gig the other night (24th) ...
Nice gig the other night (24th) especially liked the last song (had something to do with "disco"), hey are you guys playing a gig with "the datsuns" any time soon? now that would be a gig.
Look forward to your record release.
Tom
your site is dope but i must pull some ...
your site is dope but i must pull some mofo up on the comment (last paragraph on the homepage) in regards to Ice T's 1000 gallon shark tank: "Ice T has nothing to do with rock".....?
The tune 'Body Count' from the O.G. LP (and also featured on the first Body Count album) was the shit! Beatmaster V's out of time drum solo! Ernie C's(RIP) shred-fest that would put Jamie Oliver to shame! the Iceman's intro's!: "yo Ernie C! take these motherfucker's back to South Central"
This was a seminal tune and paved the way for expired old ass rap honkys to put out rock attempts on their rap albums.
Take it back!
Respect ...
Respect
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
Shit that was awkward when you guys ...
Shit that was awkward when you guys walked in yesterday. Don't worry, we won't be writing anymore Pip comments that may offend you guys. Personally, I/we don't no may girls that play rock and roll guitar, and I think the novelty of that got us a bit carried away... Oh well.
Lets not argue, because i'm sure we will be playing gigs together in the future.
nik :)
ah the classic 'new zealand is too ...
ah the classic 'new zealand is too small to say anything about people' dilemma.
or i may have got it completely wrong......
I thought it was really funny, I'm not ...
I thought it was really funny, I'm not nor was, offended by any of those comments, what's there to be offended about?? I think all you guys are really cool, I know it was all in good fun
Pip
PS I think you're all hot..especially that cute one in the red hat... I believe his name is... Matt?
Sweet Bro We thought it was fucken ...
Sweet Bro
We thought it was fucken funny.
Keep the comments up, she loves it!!!!
I meant "respect" in relation to "blinks" ice T post, i.e. respect to Ice T not the Pip respect thing...........there is no bad feelings.
Its all good:
Matt
"Communication Breakdown, It's always the same,
having a nervous breakdown, Drive me insane!"-MrRP
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
hey mofo that was my Ice T ...
hey mofo that was my Ice T post.
"Try to ban the A-K,
I got a ton of 'em stashed,
with a case of hand grenades"
Mr Ice-T
Hey easy Doctor O I dont know why I ...
Hey easy Doctor O
I dont know why I thought it was "Blinks' post.
Sorry.
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
Hey cunto, Are you gonna check out The ...
Hey cunto, Are you gonna check out The D4 this fri at bodega?
"cunto"??? that is not conduct ...
"cunto"??? that is not conduct becomming an officer. To much to see on friday. D4/crumb at bodega, Slim/live at queens wharf, Pluto/marystaple at Indigo and whatever is at valve.
Pip...You have made Matts head expand ...
Pip...You have made Matts head expand even more. ha ha. If Ian comes to your practice, Don't let him overproduce your songs like he does with ours!
overproduce.. ha,ha if you stop ripping ...
overproduce.. ha,ha if you stop ripping off slim riffs I'll stop overproducing. I don't mean for ejector to sell out i just want you sounding a bit more like Britney spears
yeah i know niks riffs are probably ...
yeah i know niks riffs are probably lame. the bastard was to lazy (prob just shy) to send me the demo. as long as its those bunch-o-loosers together it'll always be rejector for me; d'you think he should go for tomahawk ie. ex-jesus lizard riffs?! ha! nik you know what i mean. if you give me yer email "blink" ill send you a mail...
yo just mail me ---- ...
yo just mail me ---- hotmail@blink.net.nz ---- this is blink, nik fucking logged in on my comp last night and i can't remember what my password was. So for now i will strut my stuff as Mr T
[ http://www.blink.net.nz ]
the forgotten password thing is working ...
the forgotten password thing is working again
[ http://www.nzmusic.com/forgotten.cfm ]
praise ther lord... no more mr t ...
praise ther lord... no more mr t
Lies...
Lies