So it's that time of year again when all us closet gamblers come out into the open, last year that dumb donkey ‘Zazzman’ cruely robbed me of the trifecta, but I have a good feeling about this year . . . (fingers crossed)
So who is your money on?
(go ‘Bazelle’ you little ripper!!)
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(on a side note - have you seen Lance ...
(on a side note - have you seen Lance O'sullivans wife???? . . . . holy crap, almost makes me want to be that short)
if you like blondes, I suppose......
if you like blondes, I suppose...
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heh . . . mate she could be blonde, ...
heh . . . mate she could be blonde, brunette, mousey brown or even a ginga for all I care
(the horse ain't too shabby either . . )
#15, Vouvray is going to win today. ...
#15, Vouvray is going to win today.
I say this with a great deal of insider information of course, and not just because that's the one I happened to draw in the office sweeps.
Office sweeps are always rigged, the ...
Office sweeps are always rigged, the same people win every year, and it's usually the Boss, or the Boss' suck up #2, or the person who organised the sweep (which usually is the suck up #2 anyway)
Our boss drew an absolute donkey this ...
Our boss drew an absolute donkey this year, haha it is at $331 to win.
I drew Demerger in our work sweepstake. ...
I drew Demerger in our work sweepstake. But I am not hopeful I am gutted I didn't pick the Diva, what a beauty set to win in 3 years running.
I buy too many Instant Kiwis......
I buy too many Instant Kiwis...
Ehh, crap!! I got all caught up in ...
Ehh, crap!!
I got all caught up in the excitement . . . . my horses better bloody well come in otherwise there will be no Christmas for the poor little orphaned LugHead Hill St homies . . . or at the very least I’ll be eating 2 minute noodles for the next week or so, heehee, bugger. . . (shhhh, don’t tell my girlfriend . . . especially if I do actually win haha)
12th man or wired world of ...
12th man or wired world of sports...
* In lisp voice* " Shlipschtream is the horshe Ive got my money, and she better come in or elshe my wife and kidsh will be shinging for their shupper, there ya go it looksh like one of thoshe daysh where every fucken horshe hash a sh in itsh name, now the only tip youll be getting from me ish the tip of my tounge if I dont shtop talking back to you"
Brilliant.
bugger . . . always one horse short of ...
bugger . . . always one horse short of the trifecta
//So it's that time of year again when ...
//So it's that time of year again when all us closet gamblers come out into the open, last year that dumb donkey ‘Zazzman’ cruely robbed me of the trifecta, but I have a good feeling about this year . . . (fingers crossed)
ARRRGGHHH!!!
Happened to me too. The worst part was, I'm not the most proficient with betting forms and almost accidentally picked Zazzman instead of the horse who finished fourth or so. Unfortunately I realised my mistake.
'Fucking Zazzman!' was my catchphrase for a few months. I would have picked up a truckload of cash too.