. . and by 'old fashioned' I mean - doing it quickly on your flatmates bed while they're in the shower, using one of their gym socks & Whitlocks tomatoe sauce as lube and sticking a dill pickle in my butt . . .
// and by 'old fashioned' I mean - doing it quickly on your flatmates bed while they're in the shower, using one of their gym socks & Whitlocks tomatoe sauce as lube and sticking a dill pickle in my butt
Is wanking with a condom on normal...while wearing your mothers knickers and smearing honey on your testilces while your dog licks it off?
But come on lughead...while they are in the shower thats just gross man...you weirdo.
Pleasure is of the temporary and leaves you wanting more, but joy comes from living a moral upright life.
I get pleasure from sharing the truth with unbelievers.
Carnal pleasures are addictive and demeaning, but joy comes from living well. Sex is meant for procreation, food is meant for sustainence so we can continue to do work for God All things must be done with this purpose in mind.
This promiscous cover you bring with you, I think it's hiding some real issues for you, sex is not love Joanna, any man knows that, but some women still make the mistake of thinking it is. You need the real thing, and the man who can give it you, his name starts with J.
You need to stop abusing yourself Lughead, if your ear offends you, cast it into the fire. Cast those demeaning thoughts about women into the fire, lug.
Rdor, if you're Christian then good for you, however you should be careful what you say and how you say it because more often than not, when you preach to people, you can actually put them off and drive them further away from Christianity. This whole thread is just a joke, a bit of fun, i don't even really like strawberry's, i think you should lighten up or use a bit more tact.
huh, it is? . . . . . oh right, haha yeah, umm yeah I was just kiding about all that dill pickle stuff, heehee . . . I mean it's not like I'd ever do that for real . . . . heh
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Licking sweat from a 20 stone woman's ...
Licking sweat from a 20 stone woman's back and plucking strawberry's fom her ass cheeks with my teeth.
having hot wax poured on my nipples ...
having hot wax poured on my nipples then being spanked with a diamond studded paddle does it for me.
Must be diamonds though none of this cubic zirconia shit.
man you lot are weird . . . . . I just ...
man you lot are weird . . . . . I just like a good old fashioned wank
//Must be diamonds though none of this ...
//Must be diamonds though none of this cubic zirconia shit.
That's hott Dan.
that sounds like a hot item dan...
that sounds like a hot item dan
oh yeah hot or cold they are great....
oh yeah hot or cold they are great.
OMG! Joanna and Luci are both hott 4 ...
OMG! Joanna and Luci are both hott 4 the same spanky sex things!
don't knock it till you have tried it ...
don't knock it till you have tried it mate^^^
you've been a naughty girl you deserve a spanking...
. . and by 'old fashioned' I mean - ...
. . and by 'old fashioned' I mean - doing it quickly on your flatmates bed while they're in the shower, using one of their gym socks & Whitlocks tomatoe sauce as lube and sticking a dill pickle in my butt . . .
jesus....
jesus.
// and by 'old fashioned' I mean - ...
// and by 'old fashioned' I mean - doing it quickly on your flatmates bed while they're in the shower, using one of their gym socks & Whitlocks tomatoe sauce as lube and sticking a dill pickle in my butt
Is wanking with a condom on normal...while wearing your mothers knickers and smearing honey on your testilces while your dog licks it off?
But come on lughead...while they are in the shower thats just gross man...you weirdo.
. . . . What ??...
. . . . What ??
Pleasure is of the temporary and leaves ...
Pleasure is of the temporary and leaves you wanting more, but joy comes from living a moral upright life.
I get pleasure from sharing the truth with unbelievers.
I take pleasure in telling you to shut ...
I take pleasure in telling you to shut the fuck up with that moral upright life shit
What is your truth Rdor?...
What is your truth Rdor?
We're not talking Joseph Smith truth ...
We're not talking Joseph Smith truth here are we?
Carnal pleasures are addictive and ...
Carnal pleasures are addictive and demeaning, but joy comes from living well. Sex is meant for procreation, food is meant for sustainence so we can continue to do work for God All things must be done with this purpose in mind.
you must be a real dud root...
you must be a real dud root
//you must be a real dud root You ...
//you must be a real dud root
You say that like you don't already know it, Lughead - nice try!
This promiscous cover you bring with ...
This promiscous cover you bring with you, I think it's hiding some real issues for you, sex is not love Joanna, any man knows that, but some women still make the mistake of thinking it is. You need the real thing, and the man who can give it you, his name starts with J.
//his name starts with J. what you ...
//his name starts with J.
what you mean this guy . . . . .
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// You need the real thing, and the man ...
// You need the real thing, and the man who can give it to you, his name start's with J.
Let me guess, ... Joseph Smith?
//food is meant for sustenance Tell ...
//food is meant for sustenance
Tell that to a chicken.
if i know Joanna, it will be another ...
if i know Joanna, it will be another latter-day prophet - Jon Safran.
//what you mean this guy . . . Oh ...
//what you mean this guy . . .
Oh come on, there are plenty of other members who start with a j.
............. hur hur. members.
Oooh Jon Safran, yes please. For ...
Oooh Jon Safran, yes please.
For the record, rdor, I fail to see how me implying that you and Lughead are making the beast with one back makes me promiscuous.
And I'm pretty sure I've never even pashed any boys whose name started with J.
Actually I take that back and replace ...
Actually I take that back and replace it with a Tori Amos quote from 'Precious Things'.
//What is your truth Rdor? ...there ...
//What is your truth Rdor?
...there is no spoon
nothing better than a traditional hand ...
nothing better than a traditional hand rolled doobie at the end of the day or better yet some freshly compressed hashish to enjoy and trip out on.
spanking da monkey or choking da ...
spanking da monkey or choking da chicken.
flogging da bishop...
flogging da bishop
twisting the hose...
twisting the hose
beat the meat...
beat the meat
stroking the one eyed monster...
stroking the one eyed monster
Shaking hands with the governor of ...
Shaking hands with the governor of love.
Running a batch off by hand.
Petting the puppy . . . . . (oh no, ...
Petting the puppy . . . . . (oh no, puppy was sick all over you)
sending yourself to eternal hellfire...
sending yourself to eternal hellfire
losing your virginity....no? oh is that ...
losing your virginity....no? oh is that only me?
//sending yourself to eternal hellfire ...
//sending yourself to eternal hellfire
If it's stinging that much rdor, I suggest you either stop using peroxide as a lubricant or get yourself to a doctor ASAP.
//stop using peroxide as a ...
//stop using peroxide as a lubricant
(winces)
//sending yourself to eternal hellfire ...
//sending yourself to eternal hellfire
. . . well if that's where all the action is . . . .
// . . . well if that's where all the ...
// . . . well if that's where all the action is . . . .
Dunno, apparently it's just full of wankers.
You need to stop abusing yourself ...
You need to stop abusing yourself Lughead, if your ear offends you, cast it into the fire. Cast those demeaning thoughts about women into the fire, lug.
//You need to stop abusing yourself ...
//You need to stop abusing yourself Lughead,
but it's not abuse if I consent . . . (though sometimes I don't just to make it interesting)
//(winces) What, you don't see ...
//(winces)
What, you don't see rdor as the self-flagellating type? Cos I so do.
Rdor, if you're Christian then good ...
Rdor, if you're Christian then good for you, however you should be careful what you say and how you say it because more often than not, when you preach to people, you can actually put them off and drive them further away from Christianity. This whole thread is just a joke, a bit of fun, i don't even really like strawberry's, i think you should lighten up or use a bit more tact.
//This whole thread is just a joke, a ...
//This whole thread is just a joke, a bit of fun,
huh, it is? . . . . . oh right, haha yeah, umm yeah I was just kiding about all that dill pickle stuff, heehee . . . I mean it's not like I'd ever do that for real . . . . heh
//I mean it's not like I'd ever do ...
//I mean it's not like I'd ever do that for real...
oh...oh well
* puts pickle back in jar*
Returns Tomatoe sauce to cuboard and ...
Returns Tomatoe sauce to cuboard and sock's to draw.
Oop's, drawer....
Oop's, drawer.