flat feet

what is with that?

"we're sorry mr **** we're going to have to turn down your application to serve your nation in the bloodiest conflict mankind has ever seen......due to your have flat feet"
"but i can fire a gun. i can throw a grenade 30 metres....."

why can't he?

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Maybe the army was worried they'd run away?

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I have flat feet. When I was growigng up, I used to get so much pain in my legs that I couldn't sleep at night. I'd have to put muscle cream on them and then I'd scream in pain cos it burned. When I was 4 I had xrays that took about an hour to do, me lying naked on a trolley in a darkened room all by myself crying and freaking out. After that they made me wear insteps in my shoes that hurt like fuck. My mother wouldn't buy me most of the shoes I wanted growing up because they had no arch support. This was the only part of this post that is all "oh poor little middle class me".

that'd kind of beset your rugby aspirations

My feet are still flat as all fuck, but I never had any pain. At the beach or by the pool, I sometimes clap them to amuse/disgust my friends. Flat feet are sweet as. Also, I'm pretty sure that these days they let you go and die for some pointless thing even if you have flat feet, sweet as, sign me up!