Shocking news! President Bush can actually write!

Just because we all need to laugh at the politics in another country because our own situation is looking so damn dire, let me present this link to you:
http://stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,0a14457a205882,00.html

(Also, can everyone please go out and sleep with someone ugly on Friday night and leave them tied to the bed the next day? You'll be getting rid of lots of stupid National voters. Cheers)

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Forums: The Bar,

Odd combination of caps & lowercase, cursive and printed.

// That would be so much cooler if it was a hut balanced on a motorbike.

that would be. it would keep me dryer while riding. As it is, I'm just having troubles keeping the tarp attached to the frame. The wind keeps pulling the staples out.

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I once read a book that mentioned this was common in North American men of a certain age. It's mainly something to do with how they were taught to write in school.

The only thing I have to do on Friday is take down the labour posters nailed to my fence

God, I thought that read "labour posters nailed to my face". I thought that was a great idea - advertising *and* a handy shield from campaigners.

Ooooh. That reminds me. I want to scam some political hoardings to use as cladding for my motorbike hut.

That would be so much cooler if it was a hut balanced on a motorbike.

// That would be so much cooler if it was a hut balanced on a motorbike.

that would be. it would keep me dryer while riding. As it is, I'm just having troubles keeping the tarp attached to the frame. The wind keeps pulling the staples out.

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That looks like the water tunnel at the BDO.

//a handy shield from campaigners.
you would have thought so, but dispite having the house clearly labled as a labour strong hold, the fools still come a-knocking, so maybe in '08 I will go for the face hordings

What if I want to laugh at the politics in another country? My situation is dire, too.

Heh heh, I was just thinking about you too actually, V.

You could always have a chuckle at Londoners for a bit...

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"Japanese people have very little trust in authority figures - only 1% have faith in military / police leaders and 3% trust religious leaders."

Those Japanese are such badass rebels. I want to be Japanese when I grow up.

Q. What does George Bush think about Roe vs Wade?

A. He doesn't care how the hell they get out of New Orleans, they're black after all...

Is this thing on?

So a priest, a rabbi and a swami walk into a bar...

Barman says: What is this, some kind of joke?!

I'm here all night. Try the veal.

An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"

Well" says the camel, "I think thats a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face"

Thank you everyone, enjoy your night and be sure to tip your waitresses.

Real cheap, Jo.

Nah, not so cheap, Soliderboy. Having a larger body mass means I need at least four drinks before I'm good to go.

You just keep 'em coming (jokes, I mean, not drinks)