TriMasterBate

I was just wondering if anyone has seen them perform and what they're like. Are they as horrific as they're blurb sounds?

Forums: NZ Music,

That is a typo sorry. I do know the difference between their and they're

"She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes - YEE HAW!!!"

Gimmicky, scatalogical, like Peaches but not as good. Probably better after a lot of drinks.

Zero Musical Talent, No Make That No Talent!

//like Peaches but not as good

you've just summed up the Auckland music scene in 6 words.

trimasterbate are not talented or gifted performers/musicians they are more attitude than anything else. great fun, although you could grow tried of it pretty fast.

THEY ARE AWESOME
DONT BREAK MY ANUS

We were totally misrepresented by the art-rapper comment! And we don't rap. Geez! Well, not all the time. I'd prefer to call us slap-dashers. It's more about spreading the love than anything else. AND ENERGY! I wouldn't give us much musical credit - all we want to do it have fun, and get yo ass movin! WOO!
Yeah We got the haters. We even had someone walk out of one of our shows because they were so disgusted! hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehe.
We want to give you chops. We want to be your statues.
Spread the love people. Spread the LOVE!

i just like talking about vaginas, it feels really good. by the way...emily is a trimasterbator too, and so is anyone else who likes to spread the love and give give give.....yay!!!

oooooh and if anyone has any theme ideas they'd like to see us do, don't be shy. someone suggested we should to a show in sign language for deaf people.....AWESOME!!!