WANTED: Exceptional Bass Player wanted to form three-piece with beginner guitarist and drummer with no rhythm. Must be able to prop up our lack of skills with incredible bass riffs and tight solos. (real tight)

Our influences include any bands that have songs consisting entirely of the chords "A", "D" and on good days "G".

Solos are a no-no, unless they're only played on one string and drum fills are absolutely out of the question as that stuffs up our timing.

Unless you're positively up for the challenge, please don't call. We don't want any old amateur bass player...we need someone comparable to the fat guy that plays with Ben Harper.

The guitarist is a comedian.
Cheers.

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