Wheres The Parties AT?
no seriously... where are the smoking, drinking, loud music blaring, stangers having sex on the lawn, hippies with accoustic guitars and bonfires, metal head drinking RTDs and punks pissing in next doors fountain, ROCK AND ROLL PARTIES
because.. I am missing out
serious
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edens bar
You lot always whinge about how dingy edens is.....
Edens is BLAND
first time i went in there, despite the sleaze of its placement, i thought...wow this place is clean..
then i went to St James, KA, Rising Sun, Dogs bollix etc...and thought..well i guess edens is as close to scummy bars as i can see bands in
truly aside from the odd roach and the bizare choice of lighting colour...its CLEAN
go to some london bars, i swear you whinging parties would , i dunno, die of sleazy scummy dingy poor lit nastyness
bland? man, you must've left early.
..& which london bars, specifically? all the bars & pubs I saw in the central city were really tidy, even in the suburbs. The only time I saw scum was at dance parties in condemned warehouses.
I'm with Heather, the pubs over here are for the most part are clean, the odd east end pub okay maybe a bit dodgey .. thinking the seven stars in Brick lane here .. now closed, the only real mess you see in an English pub is the mess the patrons get into towards the end of a long day drinking .. oh just thought the back of the Dublin castle in Camden's abit scummy .. where they put the bands on.
I've heard rumours about a place called The Church here in London... *shivers* if the rumours are true (which they are) then it's kinda like the evil twin of FLA, but with lesbian kissing, nudity, all you can drink deals and late late licence... (Sam the Eagle voice) Absolute debauchery. It's disgusting.
The church ... !!!! oh yeah, actually never been there, though I was a member of the backpakers pub in kings cross, which was I think connected to the venue in some way. My mates went to Church every Sunday, they were ex NZ Navy and even they found it hard going ..!! Drink, strip, vomit, drink some more and repeat seemed to be the call of the day .. How was your head on Wednesday Foetus ??
Fresh as a daisy. Amstel is brilliant stuff, pure natures nectar.
Get at least 50 friends together ,include one hell of a lota alcohol ,go to a reserve or the beach ,$1600 and a few STD's later you are allowed to call it a party(im serious).dont drop you dick on fast pussy,these new std's are nasty
seeee. now YOU know what I'm talking about...
Screw going to bars,
House parties are the greatest creations of all time, especially when you dont know whos house it is, and the parents are away, so you in turn dont really care how drunk you get, where you spew ( if you end up that way), how much food you eat/ throw around the kitchen, or whose shoes filled you put in the freezer filled with water, or whos bed you have sex on, although finding the empty parents room is always a bonus comfy too
that kind of thing ended in the 90's.
man the kitchen always seems to be the place to be in a house party -
those 5 fuckers that never move more than one foot away from the oven elements, all the booze in the fridge, the chicks bending over to get the booze in the fridge, fresh glass in the cupboard after you've dropped yours, that top cupboard with all the 'hidden' top shelf liquor, quality amusing conversation from those 5 element loving dudes, lino covered floor so you can get messy, the BBQ leftovers just sitting there begging you to eat them . . . . .
Yeah the kitchen, or the bathroom that has the lock on it.
I have to admit i miss those days too :-( especially the lockable toilets and bathrooms ;-P
. . . and then you always end up in that bedroom with that dodgy couple who are only too happy to share their freakish amount of gear, so after they get you all fucking toasty and buzzy, you figure to be polite you'd better stay and make conversation . . . it doesn't take long for things to get weird & uncomfortable so you make your excusses about being needed back in the kitchen, this is where you find your girlfriend who now thinks she's little miss something cause every dude there has been hitting on her for the last however fucking long you've been spacing out in the warhol bedroom, (and never mind that everyone of those horny dudes is a good mate) and she's shitty at you, you don't know why cause you're guy and we just don't know, so you take her into the bathroom with the lock to sort it out because she's making a scene and all vultures (aka good mates) are circling . . . . .
man house party rock
//that kind of thing ended in the 90's.
Rubbish, the best nights I have had are at house parties,
unravelling 8 rolls of toilet paper and leaving it in the bathroom of the house, simply because it was funny at the time.
Finding the comad guy and cello taping him up. drawing on their faces,
moving stuff in to different rooms so that no one can find it again,
they are magic, and then once you hit 18 you have town, paying to get IN to most palces, having to spend shit loads of money on decnet jeans/pants, brand new shoes, new shirts, and if you wanna drink in town spending a shit load of money coz drinks cost so fuck much and then being subjected to shitty dance music made by "musicians" or DJs, that have no fucken talent and having it played to you by a guy who has even less talent ... yeah town is great
gimmie a house party any day,
No door fee,No dress code, BYO and/or "confiscate" the comad guys beers coz he wont be needing them anyways, dont have to pay for taxis to get you out of town if you want to go home, if not just crash at the house you are at, music is un important,
dont have to stop drinking or leave at 6am or whatever either,
Town is overrated but then again I hate dance music, I hate having to dress up simply to get into a bar that I am then made to pay to enter only to possibly have me spend more money buying drinks...
...but hey at least smoking has been banned inside clubs right?
Ok everyone in this partic post... you all coming to my party? because this is what im talking about.. ENDED IN THE 90's? jeez no one pointed that out to me... because until i left the UK thats what a party was in my eyes
House parties
Lughead - sounds like you need some new friends dude,
//Lughead - sounds like you need some new friends dude,
What, you mean like ones that aren't male???
//that kind of thing ended in the 90's.
Yeah If you stopped drinking.You can get sponsoured to have a party(someone fucked up).Its me mates 21st in two months time,already buying.If your obsessed with fucking random party sluts then read my guide on how to catch an STD.No Protection required
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//What, you mean like ones that aren't male???
Nah just ones that dont hit on your girlfriend, although if they arent male and still hit on your girlfriend things could get interesting for you
//Nah just ones that dont hit on your girlfriend
yeah like males . . . . . ehh I hit on their girlfriends anyway :)
but as for things being interesting for me . . . . haha now that would be a party
I'd like to see a renaissance in Spin the Bottle at parties please.
so youve never seen 20yr old smashed in a room with re dlight watching teenage mutant ninja turtles whilst playing a decidedly bisexual version of spin the bottle
it might sound kinda crazy...but none of this surprises me, kind of disturbing considering my age...cant wait cant wait!
//so youve never seen 20yr old smashed in a room with re dlight watching teenage mutant ninja turtles whilst playing a decidedly bisexual version of spin the bottle
No. Hence the need for it - or the need to stop watching so many high school movies.
We play spill the beer.First druck guy to spill his or her beer gets beaten,often waking up naked in a backyard tied to a tree.
Man, I felt completely uncomfortable and horrid at parties I went to that even vaguely approached this kind of shit when I was a teen / at uni. But then a fair chunk of my friends not only didn't drink or do drugs, but were pretty sour about those who did. We were straight edge without the punk bands. :D Hill St Homies styles...
// Hill St Homies styles...
heh, rough bro, that type of partying puts Ozzy to shame & makes Motley Crue look like a pack of nuns
Yeah, spewing in the fishtank !
And spewing on Heathers handbag :D (I'm still very sorry about that)
YOU WIN... 10 point for spewing on Heathers handbag...
ok ok more stories.. I'll rate you points wise
my mates house leaving party, used to live literally 40 metres away from his house.
we started drinking at 5pm ( we were about 15 or 16 too) all the furniture was cleared out of the house coz they moved the next day, we had a paddling pool filled with ice and beer, a big paddling pool too.
there would have been around 100 people there at any one time, one of my mates had a bet going with some older dudes that he couldnt funnel 12 beers in 30mins(without spewing), he managed 8 beers in 10mins, before he spewed everywhere , and then we made him funnel the other 4 for good measure.
I was pissed as fuck by 8pm and at 2am had passed out...so im told, got dragged in from outside somewhere, somehow the bath tub got broken and the ceiling fan ended up in the lounge, my mates mum came round to check on everyone and walked in and people were doing spots in the stove, there was people rooting in the spare rooms, i was comad in the bathroom, and the house was a fucken mess.
In the morning we broke 3 rug doctors trying to clean the carpet, coz they over heated from working so hard, we carried on drinking coz the paddling pool beer was still cold and there was like 40 beers left so about 6 of us finished them.
one of our mates was drinking rum and cokes, and they slowly became straight rums, because we were pouring them for him, needless to say he hasnt touched rum since that night, what is it? two fingers of rum and the rest coke? ohhhh we thought it was two fingers of coke and the rest rum...woops, so it was good night nurse for him around 11pm.
That is just one of 3 massive parties he had at his house.
oh and the " I lived literally 40 metres away from his house" bit will become relevant in another story...
And spewing on Tclaks deck
And spewing on the sound desk at the Kings Arms !
And spewing out Tclaks bedroom window!
And spewing all over some girls feet / sandals at the Kings Arms!
And spewing in a bucket and throwing it off the top of the 2nd floor stairs!
Classy, Koe - well classy.......
Koe, my vomitting friend, you are the true rock and roll boker, spew hurling, gut chucking, drunkard
pretty good effort for a dungeons and dragons player
spewing inside a police car...
spewing out the window of a taxi going, 100k's on the motorway
ahhh memories
An impromptu competition at a house party, that began at 9pm with 16 people placing their hands in an ice bucket, gradually getting more outrageous to weed out the weak (while our hand was still in ice bucket), culminating in a 5am naked boogie in the living room with frozen peas etc placed over our genitalia. (parents had arrived home 10 minutes beforehand.)
There were 3 people involved in the boogie so we called it a draw.
//frozen peas etc placed over our genitalia.
Wow Jimi, you don't have much ego. I would have said something like "a large leg of lamb that struggled to cover my enormas manhood", but y'know, if you're happy with a couple of peas, that's fine too.
//Wow Jimi, you don't have much ego.
Hey don't get me wrong, I drive a small car. :)
I just didn't mention the photos proving the insufficient coverage of the packets that were bandied around Girls Col for months afterward (all 3 of us I might add ;) )
its not the size that counts joanna, its how you use it that matters
Doesn't it have to be a certain size before you're actually able to use it correctly?
yes, yes, yes!
"use it", as if it were a bottle opener or a spanner. "the look- I'm in control of my vehicle"
It's almost as if a verb like "use" is used in different ways by English speakers... crikey...