whats gone wrong this week for you

Me.Got stuck in a lift at uni for 20mins,not such a big deal except I was in there with an engineering student and theyr fucked in the head got to know the 101 ways to die in a lift,with tha cables the sound effects and the plunging to the groung ,yeah.Came out with shit stains.Also my ipod broke,all 40 gigs of it.

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also i caught my wrist on a door and it hurt and bled and burned and now my bracelet rubs on it which hurts....

//d-u-m-p-e-d

if you need comforting, just remember.. i'm here for you.

*cuddles lucyfur*

he was australian anyway... You should be dating good wholesome kiwi boys.

Its not so much a bad thing, but my 9am monday morning lecture was cancelled. I arrived to the lecture theatre to find a note on the door saying our tutor was in australia.

This would have been great news had I not already got out of bed and come all the way to school.

I went to a 'manager of the year' award ceremony with him and some of the other staff- my boss was one of two nominees. He didn't win, and at drinks afterwards I told him why. I will not apologise for anything I said that night, but I have been walking on eggshells for the last week.

the double edged sword of unequivocal honesty, eh? gotta love it

We both are on eggshells- not beginning conversations with eachother, but noticeably over-polite.

stupid

manager of the year awards.You must be pretty desperate , for a raise I mean.Try using BJ's raise technique,a raise guaranteed in 5mins or less,mouthwash included

Desperate? Free food and drink all night. Well catered too.

Stupid? Yeah, pretty much. Nothing like a bit of drama to liven up an otherwise boring job.

So far.....

My supervisor calls me on Monday to give me my roster for the week which i was happy about, then an hour later my Boss calls me and alters the roster, thus my hours where cut by 45%, Also on Monday the person who was supposed to take over from myself on the waterfront showed up 1/2 AN HOUR LATE for no given reason (this guy has poor time keeping abilities anyway) thus I barely made it on time for my night job, I was fucked off with his lateness esp. how he Knew very well that i had another job to go straight away.

Anyway if anything goes wrong for me personally i feel pretty sensitive about it and esp of how i have a history of it - would self medicate to escape from the psychological pain.

just got attacked by a shaken up bottle of soda water....

brought the worlds largest spider inside my flat with the mail, and scared my self shitless when it fell out of the newspaper i had just put on the couch

Yeah, unexpected insects!! I had this big weta in my drum pedal bag last night. No idea how it got there. I was mucking about getting something out, not really looking, and I felt this thing tickling my hand. I looked down to this huge fucking thing sitting on my hand going "hahahahahahahaah your going to fucken freak when you notice me!!!!"

once a homeless man fell out of my mail.Hes now flatting with me

nothing as bad as what's gone wrong for andy haden, mark ellis, brent todd and possibly lana...

don't forget josh

josh is involved? ye fucks! what a mess....

I've had a bad physics week. especially gravity.

damn you Sir Isaac Newton and your preposterous contrivance of an invention!

I woke up on Monday thinking it was Sunday.

Im sure this has happened to you at some stage, and you have felt the utter disappointment that comes with being informed that it is infact Monday no matter how hard you deny it.

it called a hangover ,the other way to time travel

A certifiably insane old woman followed me around and attacked me in the grocery store because I would not help her in picking out a brand of tampons. I didn't want to push an old lady, but I also wanted her to stop trying to scratch my eyes out.

On the way home from that, I swerved to avoid a dog in the road, realized I was going to hit the man who should be keeping his dog out of the road, swerved back and hit the dog. As I slammed on my breaks, all my groceries went flying to the front of the car, and everything smashed and broke open all over the front seats and me. I got out of the car to see if the dog was okay, and the man was laughing. "Oh, he does this all the time," The guy said. I quite promptly lost it, and started screaming at him that he'd made me hit his dog by being such a dumb fucking twat, and that the world would be a better place if I'd hit him instead. The dog seemed okay, just bumps and scratches, but I called the ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) when I got home and reported him, because I knew he wasn't going to take the poor little guy to a vet. I also made the man give me $40 to replace my groceries.

Man, I want to live in America.

has anyone else seen the ASPCA show on Animal Planet. It's like COPS but instead of busting drug dealers, pimps and drunk drivers they patrol the streets looking for underfed dogs and such. They have proper cop cars and cuffs and night sticks and do all the tough cop talk. That show rules.

//has anyone else seen the ASPCA show on Animal Planet.

No, but I've seen Dog; The Bounty Hunter and was suitably enthralled and scared at the same time.

Ive seen that show.They help those underfed animals, nice people

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//Man, I want to live in America.

I have a fold out sofa. Come on over any time. You may want to wait until I move from St. Paul to Seattle, though. Seattle is way cooler.

SEATTLE!!! Man, I will totally visit you when you're in Seattle.

//SEATTLE!!!

I'll be a total dorkwad and bring you to the Science Fiction Museum. They have a full scale replica of an Alien Queen. I also know where all the best restaurants are.

The greatest engineer in the galaxy passed away.

RIP Scotty

i thought it might have been Bob Moog. he's been very sick lately, and i caught the end of a special doco about him on Soundlab C4 last night ... i've been thinking the worst ...

all respect to Scotty, but if you luff the Moog man dearly you might wanna send him some luff:

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Thats such terrible news- both these guys are so iconic, I just would never imagine them as anything other than immortal.

(I thought I'd better put a link in for Mr Scot)

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I guess he got beamed up for the last time.

Got stood up by a webcam.

...meh, that's all I can think of. Things don't generally go wrong in Heatherland any more.

spilled a bottle of water in my bag, killed my mobile phone AND my discman, also damaged cover of Modest Mouse CD and my wallet smells funny now too.
But on the bright side, it has meant i HAVE to buy new phone and discman...

Let a dead squid sit way too long in the fridge. It's like ten cats yawning whenever I open it now.

Ordered 4 CDs and got 3. At least I got charged for 3.

Shit my life is hard.

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Is there gold in the belly of that dead squid?

No, that's in them thar hills.

I think I'm missing a reference here?

Arrrrrrrr squiddy, I've nothin' against ya - I just heard there was gold in yarrr belly.

It's the sea captain on The Simpsons. I love him.

Arrrr the hot pants!

Fantastic.

My singer and good friend left the band. She was blindingly drunk on a friday gig and we were absolutely awful. Anyway I stewed about it, and she did not come and apologise. Finaly on Wednesday morning I cracked when she asked why I was disapointed about how it went so I told her exactly how bad it was. I was pretty scathing, but then it was really bad, She then said she was leaving.

Don't know if we can coax her back. 2 years of being a band with a talented mate snuffed out just like that.

pricless

yeah, real priceless

fee drinks at an afterwork do - $free
Taxi to the gig $6
Couple more wines just to really get shit faced at the gig $12

Loose a friendship...... priceless.

for everything else theres Mastercard

er, caught my reflection in shop window, realised how pathetic my life is, how I've been hiding away at university for years becuase I have no life skills and can't stand the idea of working a real job....self indulgent wank....

What do you study?

I've finished. Biology and a bit of chemistry.

Did you enjoy it? What kind of job options were you thinking about when you took it?

It was interesting, mostly, job options aren't above lab technician, assistant, data collecting etc if you don't have a masters (actually a Phd) and I'm lazy, don't want to work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, with Sunday left for the washing and housework. Fuck that. Could always do some molecular medicine, but the jobs would be similiar but with higher pay. Problem is always going to be being a lazy waste of space that only wants to play computer games.......