Local band Alabaster Theatre, having just finished their debut E.P. are playing a show next Thursday at Bar Bodega.
Because we enjoy getting free stuff, we're of the opinion that we should give free stuff away as well...
We'll put five names on the door, for those five who can come up with the best reason to be on the door that night (poems get extra pluses).
Alabaster Theatre
Thursday 21st July
Bar Bodega
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Once there was a drummer named ...
Once there was a drummer named n_ominae
In Alabaster theatre he once did play
Missing quite liked their sound
and the tunes that went down
Tho her camera flash got in the way!
The pix got burned to CD
She gave them to dear old Dunc-y (sorry Duncan!)
For the band site
Dunc said use them, he might
But results she is yet to see
So now, n_ominae moved far away
Missing ain't seen him for many a day
The questions remain
Will the band sound the same
When the new kids burst on-stage to play???
... C'mon! Poems get extra points - Jon Jr said! And I'd even make an exception to the rules and go out on a school night
Have a good gig guys!
Don't want to get in an argument over ...
Don't want to get in an argument over the old drummer, but this one is choice...
Email me at nigel_beazley at hotmail ...
Email me at nigel_beazley at hotmail dot com with the name you want on the door and we'll see you there!
I sail a merry ship A merry ship I ...
I sail a merry ship
A merry ship I sail
I want to go to a gig
That I will know ain't shit
My crew we are all gay
We dance around and round
If ladies land on my ship
We cry at what we've found
We've sailed the seven seas
They're bigger than we deem
We'd try to accomade there size
But we end up ripped at the seam
My crew and I are merry men
What we need is dire
A way to entertain the boys
Or my whoo-wahh will catch fire
Nice one Schooner... Your dad ...
Nice one Schooner...
Your dad wasn't in the Navy while you were young, leaving you alone without a male rolemodel by any chance?
I am keen to hear the new Alabaster ...
I am keen to hear the new Alabaster Theatre. The songs are quite different from four years ago, much heavier but still a great show.
I haven't seen you since we met in Brooklyn after a couple of really nice gigs with bands that I knew.
Good luck with your EP, I hope that I can come along and see your show.
Regards,
Tane
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE Let me me in ...
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
Let me me in for free diddle
or I wont sound check,,,,,
Is there a rider
There better be a rider
yep, gimmie gimme!
Changes a go go,
Oh my, Alabaster theatre,
Digevolve to, well.......
No, you didn't rhyme anything with ...
No, you didn't rhyme anything with diddle...
Haikus dont need to rhyme you tard ...
Haikus dont need to rhyme you tard face....
I don't care! You didn't rhyme ...
I don't care!
You didn't rhyme diddle with anything, so no, you get nothing! Pay on the door!
My men are strong and hard We pump out ...
My men are strong and hard
We pump out all our lard
At night we become bards
My filthy dirty men serenade other men's hearts
We sail heavy seas
Trying to catch the breeze
We listen to MC Hammer
If we're caught we're in the slammer
We really need shore leave
To alliviate the need
Live music please please
Alabaster Theatre are the band in my dreams
Can I have two?...
Can I have two?
You and your posse of semen can come ...
You and your posse of semen can come along email me at the above email
It's almost Alabaster's time that ...
It's almost Alabaster's time
that collective aural Mastermind
not goth, not scene, but so sublime
with bass, with drum, with keys, with chime.
these wizards four will cast their spell
and send you into sonic hell
if you even dare to sass
the juggernaut of Alabas'
Excellente! Best of the lot......
Excellente!
Best of the lot...
..thank you :)...
..thank you :)
Dammit! Knew there was 1 more email I ...
Dammit! Knew there was 1 more email I had to send last night. No gig for me :o(
Hope it rocks!!!
You Win, Come along your on the door ; )...
You Win, Come along your on the door ; )