Dear NZMUSIC.COM Friend ,
I am Mr.Koe, a Banker in Lome Togo. I got your contact through internet , I have urgent and very confidential business proposal for you.On June 6, 1999, an American contractor, Mrs. Dorothy Foth, Dana Point, California made a numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$1,700,000.00 (One Million Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to her forwarding address but got no reply.
After a month, I sent a reminder and finally discovered from someone who introduced her to me that Mrs. Dorothy Foth died in the plane crash of 31st October 1999 involving Egyptian 990 with other passengers aboard as you can confirm it yourself via the website below: www.cnn.com/us/9911/02/egyptair990.list/index.html On further investigation, I found out that she died without making a WILL, and attempts to trace her next of kin was fruitless.
I, therefore, made further investigations and discovered that Mrs. Dorothy Foth did not declare any next of kin or relations in all her official documents, including her bank deposit documents in our bank. This sum of US$1,700,000.00 is still in our bank and the interest is being rolled over with the pricinpal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Togolase law, at the expiration of (five)years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Togolase Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mrs. Dorothy Foth so that the fruit of this old woman labour will not get into the hands of Government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full name and address so that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of two attorney for the drafting and notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favour for the transfer.
Any donkey in any part of the world which you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin.
The money will be paid into your account for us to share in ratio of 99% for me and 1% for you. There is no risk at all, the documentations for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the DEVINE RULER guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested,upon your response, I shall provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us (mostly me) because I shall require your assitance to invest my share in your country.
Upon the reciept of this mail message, perform the following, to enable start the process of the fund into your bank account:
1. Become clothless
2. Stand on your front step
3. Await a large thermonuclear ball of fire in the sky around 6-7am
Awaiting your urgent reply.
Regards,
Mr.Koe
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Dont be fooled by these nigeria or ...
Dont be fooled by these nigeria or Rwanda scams Koe, if you or anybody else receive these emails write them back a threatening email and always feature threats of violence and as always use hardcore abuse at these conmen - its punishment for them trying to rip them off, but if thats not what youd wish to do you could always delete these emails but as for me - i believe appeasement only encourages future emails of the same genre and these conmen must be taught a lesson.
//its punishment for them trying to rip ...
//its punishment for them trying to rip them off,
i mean try and rip YOU off..im still waiting for this edit function to be placed here. hmm....
Man, $1,700,000,000 could buy a whole ...
Man, $1,700,000,000 could buy a whole lot of cammo miniskirts from Supre.
I really want to get one of those boob ...
I really want to get one of those boob tubes for my girlfriend, that look like belts, but aren't!
1700000USD divided by 26423 NZ Music. ...
1700000USD divided by 26423 NZ Music. Com members is just over 26 USD each.
At the very least we deserve a free pottle of Natural Glamour (TM) with our pretend cash.
Heh. Nice joke Koe.. good laugh. ...
Heh. Nice joke Koe.. good laugh. Although I may still wait on my front steps for teh ball of thunder from teh sky....
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worst thread ever....
worst thread ever.
Agreed....
Agreed.