hello friend.

I have been notified of a tragic tragedy.*gasp*

Auckland is suffering a bass player drought.
This epidemic is causing world wide chaos and anger, mainly because my band, the greatest creation since noahs arc, cannot get going.
She is partially disabled, confined to a wheelchair, people point and stare at her when she walks down the street, known only by the name of "no-rhythemsection". She cannot jump to her feet and fulfil the nature of her free spirit due to the crippling leopracy of basslessness.

alas.

We thought of doing a White Stripes........ no sorry i cant lie... especially to internet folk..... we never thought of that. What a dumb fuck idea.

We thought we were fudged, but then, one warm brisk, sunny overcast day, we epiphonised a fallacy..THERE IS A CURE!!!!

oh joy oh enchantment.

The only antedote is for you to find a bass player for us. PLeease aks your mum, uncle, teacher, mailperson ANYONE if they play bass........... and want to start a revolution.
If this fails, then you your self may have to learn bass. It is likley you wont be good enough and we will not alow you to ever play an instrument in our prescence, ever again. having said that, if your are a female, or if you have a fast car, we may reconsider.

So get behind bass-e-com and unite for victory!

(ooow a low jab at the multi national corporations wont get you anywhere hellofriend, better stop that derogatory banter, and talking in the third person..)