Hey guys, What place is the biggest hole in NZ?
Personally I choose Cromwell for 3 reasons:
1/ I went there with a sports team once and we doubled the population.
2/ There is just one road with one motel with one pub and one New World
3/ It had a real deliverance sort of feeling to it.
(Sorry in advance to anyone who actually lives in Cromwell)


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I heard Joanna had the biggest ???...
I heard Joanna had the biggest ???
Just because you couldn't touch the ...
Just because you couldn't touch the sides doesn't mean it's big.
Maybe. I dont really know. Never been ...
Maybe.
I dont really know.
Never been there- How far away from Auckland is that :-p
let me know if you ever find my watch...
let me know if you ever find my watch
Is it a Tissot, Blue face, silver ...
Is it a Tissot, Blue face, silver strap???
I was given that for my Birthday ewww
Fucking Joanna is like fucking a glass ...
Fucking Joanna is like fucking a glass of water?
How so??...
How so??
I guess they have just stopped using ...
I guess they have just stopped using the old form of entertainment-
--> sheep+gumboots+hill= Fun
I'm going to nominate Mercer. Cheese ...
I'm going to nominate Mercer. Cheese shop does not make up for the extreme Carnie Folk who populate the petrol station and that very very strange mini mall thing.
I nominate Otaki. I called in to that ...
I nominate Otaki.
I called in to that Graden cafe hung over to bits & asked for Bacon & Scrambled Eggs only to be told we don't do Scrambled eggs. I asked why & was told they were too busy, looking around I saw 2 truckers eating & the place was otherwise empty. I offered to break the eggs in to a bowl & beat them, but hey got all shitty.
So Fuck Otaki.
// I offered to break the eggs in to a ...
// I offered to break the eggs in to a bowl & beat them, but they got all shitty.
bahaha! nice one.
// called in to that Graden cafe Do ...
// called in to that Graden cafe
Do you mean The Brown Sugar Cafe, sister (or daughter) to the one in Taihape? The coffee's good but they haven't changed their menu in ten years.
yeah Otaki has the most annoying ...
yeah Otaki has the most annoying roundabout in New Zealand . . . and when I go through there with my girlfriend we always have to stop so she can go to the stupid bendon shop, and then we get held up at the stupid roundabout, behind stupid trucks . . . .
No, but I have been to the one in ...
No, but I have been to the one in Taihape.
Dang, I hope i haven't got the town's wrong. I'd hate to think I slung shit at some hick village that relies on the occasional cash from serving tourists greasey slop.
The morning started out ok, I mean we knew we had to head back to hamilton & there wasn't a lot of banter happening in the car. I suggested breakfast down cuba St but the driver said nah, we could get something further up the line. By the time we reached "otaki" we were about to tear each others throats out. The viens were pulsing in our necks & knuckle skin was fair stretched over the clench.
This little one pony town seemed like an oasis.
There was one cafe & one bakery.
I ate at the bakery....which didn't even have Bacon & egg Pies, but they did have the B&E savouries..
Actually Otaki isn't that bad, it has ...
Actually Otaki isn't that bad, it has a good fish and chip shop, and its got a whole secret town stashed down the road towards the beach. Compared to my nomination, its Paris, Rome and Athens all rolled into one.
New Plymouth....no wait....it's hard ...
New Plymouth....no wait....it's hard to say that as there is the most beautiful mountain in the world in your backyard there, but the people who run it, in fact, the people there in general, make it a complete fucking hole. "Come To Life New Plymouth" -was the slogan - jezziz - at leat when there was tons of unemployment and depression in NP there was a great punk/hardcore scene slap bang in the middle of nowhere - now there's just tons of Irish theme pubs...load of bollocks.
Hawera. That said, every single person ...
Hawera. That said, every single person I met that had escaped from Hawera was really really cool. I'm pretty sure one friend had her historic family home bulldozed to make way for a kfc.
damn good redneck pubs in Hawera though....
damn good redneck pubs in Hawera though.
That home that was bulldozed - it was ...
That home that was bulldozed - it was the home of Ronald Hugh Morrieson who wrote"The Scarecrow" "Came A Hot Friday" (Billy T James did the film of it) and a few other great pieces of NZ literature
- there's a tiny little plaque near the men's toilet, just to ensure the past isn't completely forgotten...yay Hawera...
Hawera is a bit of a time warp, like so many places in Taranaki - unless you escape you get stuck there forever, either married, job, kids or dead in a car accident or in jail...
Looking at my posts - god i'm a ...
Looking at my posts - god i'm a miserable bastard...
Aha! Yeah, that's the one, thanks for ...
Aha! Yeah, that's the one, thanks for setting the story straight.
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Ya speaking of time-warp, I hear that ...
Ya speaking of time-warp, I hear that people in Cromwell have just started to use electricity and cars :-p
Soz put post in wrong place. Cromwells ...
Soz put post in wrong place.
Cromwells form of entertainment-
sheep+gumboots+hill
Timaru!...
Timaru!
timaru is lovely, and radiant records ...
timaru is lovely, and radiant records is cool... but on a miserable day, or if you're stuck there for a night, its pretty boring.
Oh! Gore! My (then-)husband and I did ...
Oh! Gore! My (then-)husband and I did a trek around the south island, and we decided we'd go to gore just for the perverse fascination of going to gore. We'd been through these cute little townships in the sunlight like Alexandra and Geraldine and Balclutha, and I realised that I'd never really heard anything from anyone that had been to Gore at all, so maybe my negative expectations were unfounded and it'd be a similarly nice little township.
We got to the outskirts of gore and it started raining. We drove past the wagon hailing gore as the country music capital. We drove into the town centre, where the highlight is a big statue of a brown trout. There were some buildings. Possibly tumbleweed. I went into a dairy to buy a stamp from a surly and unhelpful woman. I was just buying a stamp! My (then-)husband walked past a coffee lounge were four big lugs made rude faces and gestures at him. We left. That was Gore. Dirty ol' Gore.
// I went into a dairy to buy a stamp ...
// I went into a dairy to buy a stamp from a surly and unhelpful woman.
// I was just buying a stamp!
"This is a local shop, for local people. Nothing for you here!"
"This is a local shop, for local ...
"This is a local shop, for local people. Nothing for you herrrrrrrrre!"
R rolling weirdos
film's just come out. trailer here......
film's just come out. trailer here...
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and first five minutes of the film ...
and first five minutes of the film proper here...
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"Dirty old, rotten old, gay man's Gore"...
"Dirty old, rotten old, gay man's Gore"
Oh, poor old town of my birth, people ...
Oh, poor old town of my birth, people are so unkind to you. It has some things going for it - an old style cinema with a pretty eccentric lineup of movies, a decent cafe next door, the Eastern Southland Art gallery, an annual hotrod convention, an OK bar (Howl at the Moon). Oh, and did I mention I was born there?
<i>we'll have no trouble ...
we'll have no trouble heeeerre...
Tubs.... take off your shirt...
//Eastern Southland Art ...
//Eastern Southland Art gallery
don't they have a stunning collection of some sort of work? And a big donor in John Money?
That said, the last time I spent in Gore was buying a pie (it was disgusting) on the way to see Shihad in Invers. On the way home I wanted to take the alternative route, but the person I was with thought I'd get lost. Pah! I'm the King of Scenic Detours (although being in the dark, the aurora was most of the scenicness, but 'not Gore' could be construed as scenic as well).
Huntly. mum and dad made me stay at my ...
Huntly. mum and dad made me stay at my grans in huntly for a weekend when i was 13. i cried. THIRTEEN.
God..I forgot Huntley - for some reason ...
God..I forgot Huntley - for some reason we'd always have a toilet stop there before hitting the motorway into Auckland - the ones by the river -(*shiver*) - I will always be scarred....
How about Meri meri (sp?)...
How about Meri meri (sp?)
my great grandfather used to live in ...
my great grandfather used to live in Huntly, when I was a little kid we used to go down there. There is nothing to do there, and for child, it is REALLY boring. ,
You mean the toilets in Huntley, or ...
You mean the toilets in Huntley, or Huntley as a whole (hole)?
I don't want to diss Huntly too much, ...
I don't want to diss Huntly too much, but it gets really cold, and there isn't much to do
North Island: Morewa - Was a ...
North Island: Morewa - Was a meat-working town but then the Affco shut down. Need I say more?
South Island: Hyde - Drove through it once. Don't know what it was, but something gave me the shits. Spot the inbreed?
Speaking of "spot the inbreed" - I've been know to play that game in Wellsford. Not strictly a hole, but there DOES seem to be a disporportionate amount of white gumboots.
Hell, I'm from Kaitaia. Talk about "spot the inbreed"!
No, scrap all of that. The most backward area in NZ is the whole area below Hunterville (coolest name in NZ). What's it called? Horowhenua?
Ahh Hunterville. Home of the Huntaway ...
Ahh Hunterville. Home of the Huntaway statue. As a Huntaway owner.. I shed a tear and salute...
But you're right. So damn right. Especially driving through that area at night when it's raining. Blech.
I think you were right the first time: ...
I think you were right the first time: Moerewa makes Aria look good - at least there they had the good sense to knock the buildings down. Moerewa is unreleivedly horrible, just yucky, with buidings that were woebegone ten+ years ago, erratic local drivers who use the middle of the main road as car parks, many houses etc turned into junkyards.
The only good thing to say about Moerewa is that thanks to the freezing works closing down, it doesn't smell now. It still stinks.
I spent half an hour in Hyde over ...
I spent half an hour in Hyde over summer (I was biking some of the rail trail). The coffee was definitely poor enough to pull it down a few (it resurrected my previous resolution to only drink black coffee in small towns), but it was pleasant enough. The reality is, I should have had some beer. Actually, I got heaps of mushrooms between Hyde and the railway disaster monument, so that's some good...
I apologize for my inbred spelling in ...
I apologize for my inbred spelling in that previous post. . . Yeah, all those towns like Levin, Bulls, Palmerston North etc are dodgy. . .
Next you'll be pointing the finger at ...
Next you'll be pointing the finger at Wanganui!!!
I like Hunterville. I've had many a good time there.
Levin, Foxton - damn straight - ever ...
Levin, Foxton - damn straight - ever been stuck hitch hiking there? Scary...
// Foxton - damn straight haha true...
// Foxton - damn straight
haha true
//I like Hunterville. I've had many a ...
//I like Hunterville. I've had many a good time there.
Hunterville rulez! What a name! What a welcome sign!
Wanganui is fine too. It's the area in between that makes me not wanna stop the car.