//The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
go the cambodian government for deciding that a league of 42 midgets should fight a lion.
(i know this happened almost a month ago, but I happen to think its the weirdest news story i've heard in the last few weeks)
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That "Zombism" story (April 1st) was on ...
That "Zombism" story (April 1st) was on a similar looking website (ie not an actual BBC website) and also took place in Cambodia as well! What a co-incidence!
-this one......
-this one...
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heh, yeah i took a look round the site ...
heh, yeah i took a look round the site now, and I see that, ah well.
//The fight was called in only 12 ...
//The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
aahahahahahahahh, who comes up with this shit, all you need now is "eye of the tiger" playing the background and the entire "42 midgets" running up stairs and throwing left right combinations like on Rocky
Lets see what happens when the Lion's ...
Lets see what happens when the Lion's take on the Maori's.
yeah but make it 42 lions and 1 maori, ...
yeah but make it 42 lions and 1 maori, The NZ govt wont get anything from it because the Maoris will try and claim it all
oh and I just realised the Pun in your ...
oh and I just realised the Pun in your sentence...
its a holiday in cambodia, its tough ...
its a holiday in cambodia, its tough kid but its life.......
yeah but the real question is 'How ...
yeah but the real question is 'How many 5 year olds could a lion take on at once?' . . . . .
Of course it is. I say three. Any ...
Of course it is.
I say three. Any more than that and it'd just get confused.
I guess you'll need to go to cambodia ...
I guess you'll need to go to cambodia to find out
I think the bigger question is - Where were the 42 midgets found?
//I guess you'll need to go to ...
//I guess you'll need to go to cambodia to find out
nah rubbish, we've got lions and 5 year olds right here . . . .
(a good lion to use would have been that grumpy bugger that used to try and piss on everybody at the Wellytown zoo when I was a kid . . . . heehee unsuspecting people would be sitting on the steps opposite the lion cage and then splish splash they'd be needing a bath . . . haha good times)
I got attacked by a puma when I was 3....
I got attacked by a puma when I was 3.
//I think the bigger question is - ...
//I think the bigger question is - Where were the 42 midgets found?
Maybe that’s something we need to be asking Noizyboy . . . . .???
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//I got attacked by a puma when I was ...
//I got attacked by a puma when I was 3.
you sure it wasn't 'Tinkerbell' the nextdoor neighbours siamese??? . . . I mean you would have been rather small being only 3 and it would have looked huge to you, and siamese cats have scary mean looks on their faces and you would have been pulling on its tail . . . .
//I got attacked by a puma when I was ...
//I got attacked by a puma when I was 3.
Are you sure ti wasn't just a generic brand big cat?
Nope, it was an actual real puma...
Nope, it was an actual real puma
..ok, it was a boisterous baby puma on ...
..ok, it was a boisterous baby puma on a leash at Auckland zoo..
//ok, it was a boisterous baby puma on ...
//ok, it was a boisterous baby puma on a leash at Auckland zoo..
There never was a puma was there, you don't need to lie to us.
Sorry dantehman, your timing's still ...
Sorry dantehman, your timing's still off. You missed the punchline by about 16 hours.
I thought he <I>is</I> the punchline....
I thought he is the punchline.
choice, everybody line up and we'll ...
choice, everybody line up and we'll start again
Okay, well I did actually ask my ...
Okay, well I did actually ask my question before Lughead, but since I was at home, I was on a 33.6, plus I was downloading porn and buying on trademe at the same time, so it was a very slow process, so I'll be happy to take my rightful place at the front of the queue.
Are you sure it was a puma and not a new balance or an adidas?
not a queue, a line. A punch line....
not a queue, a line. A punch line.
//Okay, well I did actually ask my ...
//Okay, well I did actually ask my question before Lughead, but but but but blah blah blah cry sob whine . . . . . .
you snooze you lose, I'm first with the punch line . . . . .
I got nuthin' :(
Whereas I got the porn AND the trademe ...
Whereas I got the porn AND the trademe goodness. So I have the whole world in the palm of my hands.
It was all a hoax. That is not the ...
It was all a hoax. That is not the BBC's real website. Just check out the URL.
next you'll be saying that Spinal Tap ...
next you'll be saying that Spinal Tap isn't a real band . . . . .
Spinal Tap are not a real ...
Spinal Tap are not a real band...
*ducks for cover*
Fantastic gramma Nick "Spinal Tap IS ...
Fantastic gramma Nick
"Spinal Tap IS NOT a real band"
Che
*Ducks back under cover*