Oscar-winning actress Renee Zellweger and country music star Kenny Chesney have married in a small ceremony on the Caribbean island of St John in the US Virgin Islands.
What? I thought she was with Damien Rice! Who is this Kenny Chesney character?
And who do these celebrities think they are, doing these things without telling us first? And when is she going to eat something?
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And because I started this thread, I'm ...
And because I started this thread, I'm going to use the NZ Herald as my segue and say that this headline is really really amusing:
" Boys ran wild at Neverland, employee tells court "
Can we please get some "Lions talked in Narnia" and "Boy has pirate adventures on Treasure Island" headlines too?
And then there is "Buble admits 'I was ...
And then there is "Buble admits 'I was a dork'". I don't even need to look at that story.
I couldn't believe that was an actual ...
I couldn't believe that was an actual news item in an actual newspaper.
So lame.
The thing I don't get is that she just ...
The thing I don't get is that she just met the bloke at some Tsunami relief gig. If she was that keen to get married, she could have asked me. I might have found a way to clear my calendar for her.
Would you have promised to feed her and ...
Would you have promised to feed her and not let her make acceptance speeches ever?
I'm on double celebrity foetus ...
I'm on double celebrity foetus watch.
First there's the Britney-Kevvo child. The question is, will Britney's babydaddy run off and hook up with another woman (like he did the last time he got a lady pregnant) or will be stick around long enough to pose for a series of photos which he can covertly sell to tabloids. Another question: do Red Bull and Frappuccinos cause birth defects?
Foetus II is Bennifer II's offspring. One theory I've read is that Jennifer Garner knows that at the age of 33 she's pretty much at her peak of being a Hollywood babe - it's all downhill from here. And also at that age her biological clock is ticking, so she managed to score herself a man with noble seed and get impregnated and engaged (or the other way around, officially). Will she wed with a bump or wait until the lovechild is born? And what of J.Lo? Will she quickly demand her un-husband knock her up to keep pace with her ex?
//And what of J.Lo? Will she quickly ...
//And what of J.Lo? Will she quickly demand her un-husband knock her up to keep pace with her ex?
Given that there are many reports of her being all with the STI, I dunno how keen he'll be to go there.
And I reckon Jennifer Garner will not want to get married while large with baby, so they'll either have to have a shot gunner, or wait until after.
JASON ALEXANDER, the guy who spent 55 ...
JASON ALEXANDER, the guy who spent 55 blissful hours married to BRITNEY SPEARS in January 2004, has finally spoken out about her marriage to KEVIN FEDERLINE, and he ain't happy. . .
He says, "People break up and you go on your own way but you don't go, 'I love you, baby, and I can't wait to see you,' and then one day you call and the phone's cut off and then she's dating and married to someone else. Why is it so right with him and not me? Everybody thinks it's a joke. . . it's been hard. Her life went back to normal and mine didn't. It got all messed up. I've thought about her. I loved her and from what she told me, I thought she felt the same way. Then all of a sudden, this person just appears. It's hard when I see her face on TV. I'm bitter and I'm mad, but I don't hold it against her. She's Britney."
Paris has "One night in Paris"
Jason missed out big time by not creating "Hit me baby one more time-Viva Las Britney".... if only,
I bet it'd sell more than stupid paris hilton's porno,
And you could have a soundtrack too it aswell,
Hit me baby one more time
Not a girl not yet a women
Im A slave for you
opps i did it again
Bombastic love
Boys
Crazy
The "beat" goes on
It was begging to happen... oh well I guess it was not to be
What a shame it wasn't the Jason ...
What a shame it wasn't the Jason Alexander who played George on Seinfeld.
http://xtramsn.co.nz/entertainment/0,,12...
http://xtramsn.co.nz/entertainment/0,,12254-4359986,00.html
It must have been a slow day in the gossip office
Toni Marsh and John Campbell are dating....
Toni Marsh and John Campbell are dating.
FUCK OFF . . . she's mine!!! thats ...
FUCK OFF . . . she's mine!!!
thats it, I'm watching Holmes from now on!
Tell you what, Lughead, you can have ...
Tell you what, Lughead, you can have her, and I'll have him, and everyone will live marvellously ever after.
sweet :)...
sweet :)
//Toni Marsh and John Campbell are ...
//Toni Marsh and John Campbell are dating.
wow that must be why she left the edge, do you have a source for this?
//do you have a source for this? ...
//do you have a source for this?
Yes, his bottom. Campbell is happily married.
I'm sorry Joanna but I don't see how ...
I'm sorry Joanna but I don't see how being happily married would stop any man from dating Toni Marsh?
I really really really don't get ...
I really really really don't get what's so attractive about Toni Marsh, eh.
surely it's the 'pack of winfied and ...
surely it's the 'pack of winfied and bottle of JD a day' voice...
her eyes hold a promise. that's about ...
her eyes hold a promise. that's about it.
so guys like her coz she's a secret ...
so guys like her coz she's a secret man?
and that. the patty/selma voice....
and that. the patty/selma voice.
// I really really really don't get ...
// I really really really don't get what's so attractive about Toni Marsh, eh.
She has a husky, laid-back voice that sounds like she's been up all night drinking beer and smoking cigars and shooting pool - and sometimes she even looks that way too.
And if the boys are very well-behaved, she might even wear a top that shows off her belly.
Kay Gregory never did that.
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//her eyes hold a promise. that's ...
//her eyes hold a promise. that's about it.
A promise to be more wooden than a Real Doll?
eyes = promise = eyes half closed = up ...
eyes = promise = eyes half closed = up all smoking and drinking
i liked her for a moment, and then i worked out why, and then i felt duped. like a mirage.
I like the 'James Speical' [sic] the ...
I like the 'James Speical' [sic] the best...
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meoow look at the girls get their claws ...
meoow look at the girls get their claws out.
*disappears*
//meoow look at the girls get their ...
//meoow look at the girls get their claws out.
Go fug yourself.
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That's harsh, Kenny Loggins fan girl....
That's harsh, Kenny Loggins fan girl.
Meanwhile... another child starves to ...
Meanwhile... another child starves to death in Africa...
Sure that wasn't Peter Jackson? Did ...
Sure that wasn't Peter Jackson? Did anyone see his pic on the front page of the Herald two days ago? He has finally discovered Weight Watchers!
I heard that it was from knitting ...
I heard that it was from knitting yoghurt and eating muesli...
// Meanwhile... another child starves ...
// Meanwhile... another child starves to death in Africa...
To which part of Africa do you refer? It seems that HIV infection is a bigger risk than starvation for African children these days.
Besides, loving celebrity gossip and helping misfortunate children are not mutually exclusive.
//I heard that it was from knitting ...
//I heard that it was from knitting yoghurt and eating muesli...
How does one knit yoghurt?
Kind of like macrame, but messier....
Kind of like macrame, but messier.
"Mum, I need you to knit me a yoghut ...
"Mum, I need you to knit me a yoghut jersey"
yoghurt jersey...
yoghurt jersey
Knitting yoghurt would be really hard ...
Knitting yoghurt would be really hard work. I can see how a person could burn a lot of calories that way. Not so sure I'd want to wear anything knitted out of yoghurt, though. Ick.
I guess it'd be like plaiting ropes of ...
I guess it'd be like plaiting ropes of sand.
Or polishing a turd...
Peter Jackson looks like ...
Peter Jackson looks like younger-brother-of-Pete. everytime i see him i do a double-take. maybe it's because he isn't making three epics in a row, but hell he looks healthy and full of energy.
OT i really enjoyed Ridley's crusade film ... a little check your brain at the door, but heaps of fun and spectacle. god i love epics.
//Sure that wasn't Peter Jackson? Did ...
//Sure that wasn't Peter Jackson? Did anyone see his pic on the front page of the Herald two days ago? He has finally discovered Weight Watchers!
Another way to drop a few pounds - Walk the Wellington Waterfront from The Events centre around The Overseas terminal and back 5-6 X per day. plus eating alot of Subway also does wonders.
that movie is a bullshit tho... cause ...
that movie is a bullshit tho... cause the muslims are the good guys during the crusading era.
How about this one? Nicki Watson has ...
How about this one? Nicki Watson has broken up with the drummer from Blindspott and is now sleeping with one of the judges from that dancing show she is on......
The drummer from Blindspott gained a ...
The drummer from Blindspott gained a little bit more respect from me when he was on a Pop goes the Weasel team with the drummer from 8 Foot Sativa and he referred to themselves as being "drum and drummer".
//now sleeping with one of the judges ...
//now sleeping with one of the judges from that dancing show she is on...
WAS on, I hear - she was the first reject because of the way she looks. That's what Centrebet says, anyway.
hmmm...heres one i picked up from May ...
hmmm...heres one i picked up from May 2001:
Oompa Loompas where seen running down Queens Wharf being chased by a Giant Smurf like Monster. The oompa loompas disappeared into the Purple Fog and where never seen again.
Someone could have told me that Natalie ...
Someone could have told me that Natalie Portman is bald. Humph.
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Leave her alone, ye rapscallion!...
Leave her alone, ye rapscallion!
she still looks pretty hot....
she still looks pretty hot.
Oooh, V for Vendetta is some of the ...
Oooh, V for Vendetta is some of the finest writing anywhere ever. I really hope it's made into a decent movie.