I like to imagine that after they were done with the village the monkeys hightailed it down to the coast where they hijacked a boat and put out to the South China Seas where even as we speak they are terrorising other vessels and carrying knives between their teeth.
I suppose if there were a couple of sober monkeys siccing the drunk ones, they'd be quite efficient. Though I suppose the sober ones would have to avoid getting caught up in the violence somehow...
That does it! Just get a bunch of sober monkeys, fit them with microchips and put 'em on a ship - you, in front of your surveillence monitor and armed with your trusty remote control-thingee, can orchestrate the carnage from the comfort of your own home! Mwuhaha!
i was told of a bear in canada that managed to drink several cases of beer.
apparently by just poking holes in the cans and skulling it highschool style.
luckily it became too drunk to do anything.
i'd rather get attacked by a whole lot of drunken monkeys than a drunk bear, any day.
Just in case any of you don't read Popbitch (why the hell don't you?) I thought I would republish this exciting news:
Russians re-enact WWII with Nazi apes
Britain's lacklustre VE celebrations have Will
Young, Daniel Bedingfield and Cliff Richard. In
what way does this honour such a momentous
occasion? The civic leaders of Yekaterinaburg
have got it right. From Sunday, a circus show
will dress monkeys as Nazis and have them act out
wartime stories, to celebrate the Soviet victory.
Anatoly Marchevsky, director of the circus, said
he opted for monkeys to represent Nazis because
it was easy to design costumes for them. "You
can not dress a horse like a Nazi," he claimed.
He originally intended to have leopards act as
Nazis as, he said, "Leopards are carnivores.
And they fit ideally when it comes to
representing aggressors." However, Marchevsky
acknowledged, it was "almost impossible" to
dress leopards in Nazi uniforms.
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I can't believe they left fermented ...
I can't believe they left fermented marijuana juice outside their homes and didn't expect it to be ganked by wild monkeys.
they expected it to be ganked, they ...
they expected it to be ganked, they just didn't expect that kind of reaction.
pana. sounds like a tasty beverage to ...
pana.
sounds like a tasty beverage to me...
fermenting!? hindu gods eh.
I like to imagine that after they were ...
I like to imagine that after they were done with the village the monkeys hightailed it down to the coast where they hijacked a boat and put out to the South China Seas where even as we speak they are terrorising other vessels and carrying knives between their teeth.
I think its more likely that the monkey ...
I think its more likely that the monkey left the village, downed a huge feed and then slept for 15 hours
Fucking stoners, wasting all the best ...
Fucking stoners, wasting all the best opportunities.
Pity. They coulda been history's most ...
Pity. They coulda been history's most efficient pirates.
I think <I>sober</I> monkeys might be ...
I think sober monkeys might be more efficient pirates, but I am well happy to conduct experiments. Think we can get funding from Creative NZ?
Never underestimate the power of ...
Never underestimate the power of inebriated monkeys.
I think drunk monkeys would be ...
I think drunk monkeys would be powerful, but not very efficient.
I suppose if there were a couple of ...
I suppose if there were a couple of sober monkeys siccing the drunk ones, they'd be quite efficient. Though I suppose the sober ones would have to avoid getting caught up in the violence somehow...
That does it! Just get a bunch of sober monkeys, fit them with microchips and put 'em on a ship - you, in front of your surveillence monitor and armed with your trusty remote control-thingee, can orchestrate the carnage from the comfort of your own home! Mwuhaha!
i was told of a bear in canada that ...
i was told of a bear in canada that managed to drink several cases of beer.
apparently by just poking holes in the cans and skulling it highschool style.
luckily it became too drunk to do anything.
i'd rather get attacked by a whole lot of drunken monkeys than a drunk bear, any day.
Just in case any of you don't read ...
Just in case any of you don't read Popbitch (why the hell don't you?) I thought I would republish this exciting news:
Russians re-enact WWII with Nazi apes
Britain's lacklustre VE celebrations have Will
Young, Daniel Bedingfield and Cliff Richard. In
what way does this honour such a momentous
occasion? The civic leaders of Yekaterinaburg
have got it right. From Sunday, a circus show
will dress monkeys as Nazis and have them act out
wartime stories, to celebrate the Soviet victory.
Anatoly Marchevsky, director of the circus, said
he opted for monkeys to represent Nazis because
it was easy to design costumes for them. "You
can not dress a horse like a Nazi," he claimed.
He originally intended to have leopards act as
Nazis as, he said, "Leopards are carnivores.
And they fit ideally when it comes to
representing aggressors." However, Marchevsky
acknowledged, it was "almost impossible" to
dress leopards in Nazi uniforms.
Wasn't there a Simpsons episode?...
Wasn't there a Simpsons episode?
//Wasn't there a Simpsons episode? ...
//Wasn't there a Simpsons episode?
350 of them in fact....
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