the earth is flat
scribe's name is Malo, and I am winning in a 'who would you rather have as a dinner guest poll' against him. (3 nil)
Uncle Cynic didn't fight in three world wars so I could be a lazy bum
Uncle Cynic got a bump on the head in WW2 and so he thinks there was three world wars (the battle of brighton pier was a mutha fucker)
Bret Michaels said fuck 14 times on an 'in concert' tv show in the early 90s.
reality television is real and is not at all contrived
never drink turpentine, no matter how pretty it looks
and in the words of daddy cynic
"you're useless, you'll never amount to anything, too stupid to get a good paying job, too ugly to marry well, anti social and you smell funny- at least make sure you can look the man in the eye and blame it on the new guy"

you got a link?

done

//if a tree falls in the forest

. . . do the other trees laugh?

fun!

hadn't thought that far.
painful

yuuck, why do the matriachs have to talk about such things?, I mean we don't talk about shaving

I didn't mention helen clarke

"she", are you a lowly woman? but what about that pic of some old white guy you had on your bio?

rdor, didn't you know? rope's the bass player in voom

you think I'm stupid? your right

awesomly partronsing you-are-embarrasing-creep/saddo- but -I'm-polite kind of thing, thorougly deserved of ocourse, i needed that

rather baldness in men than baldness in women

you keep bees?

>> rdor, didn't you know? rope's the bass player in voom

I thought Voom was a 2 piece ... thought admittedly everything I konw about Voom comes from the King Kong video. What a kick arse song tho, I bought a whole shitty channel Z CD just to get that song.

...oh, if you catch them at one of their (admittedly sporadic) gigs, Danny might just hook you up with some of their other stuff too. He's good like that.

being a wanker is not a decision it's a talent your born with, it takes years to refine

I'm gettinf there., lets talk about me some more (see)

or baldness in men, what a bummer