Thomas J Cynic's Rumour Mill!

I the cynic was watching television the other night when Rod Stewart came on and straigtaway thought "Hey wasn't he the one that got sent to hospital to get his stomach pumped of...(See below)

So I thought lets share some old rock and roll rumours from a happier, simpler time.

The Cynic's top ten
OK lets try some real rock and roll rumours from over the years.

1. Jimi Hendrix kept acid tabs in his bandana so the sweat that dripped down his face was laced with LSD.

2. Rod Stewart was taken to hospital to have a pint of semen pumped from his stomach.

3. David Bowie's wife caught him in bed with Mick Jagger

4.Jim Morrison's death was an assassination planned by extreme right wingers trying to stop the spread of the left.

5. Morrison faked his own death. An associate of the doors- arriving in paris after morrison's death- was greeted only by Pamela Morrison, a sealed coffin, and a death certificate signed by only one doctor. No autopsy was conducted, no police report was made and the aforementioned doctor was never found.

6.Gene Simmons had a cow tongue sewn onto his own tongue to extend it.

7. Jimmy Page's pact with Satan brought success but plagued Zeppelin. There was the auto accident that injured Robert Plant and family, a viral infection that killed plant's son Karac and the death of John Bonham- all the work of the diabolic one.

8. Paul Mcartney died in an auto accident in late 1966. He was secretly replaced by Billy Shears, the winner of a Mcartney look-alike contest. The beatles left a series of clues in later albums.

9. Pink Floyd engineered Dark side of the moon to coincide with scenes from the wizard of Ozz. They created Meddle as an ersatz soundtrack for 2001 a space odyssey. It also works for disney's Fantasia.

10. Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide instead Courtney Love and two friends murdered him for financial gains then dreated a suicide scene to fool police.

Please discuss.

Thank you.