year of the cock

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You really shouldn't use such fowl language.

I like the Pun.

So, when's the year of the... ahem... Cat?

For what it's worth, I was born in the year of the rat. But I digress..

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I think I was also born in a ratty year - 1983?

nope. year of the pig.

Hang on - I was born in the Year of the Pig.

A nice Jewish boy like me?

according to the site below, mine is Black Dog (wicked Led Zep song), born 1982

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Hehe.. Red dragon..

im a monkey - 1980. My era has gone for another 12 years.

Same. Apparently your own year is supposed to be a difficult one; so I say good riddance!

//Apparently your own year is supposed to be a difficult one

Then bring on the easy times, I say, now that I've finally got that monkey off my back.

11520 minutes left to go....

Does that means that having KFC around the house is good feng shui?

Someone mentioned to me the other day that China now has around 1000 KFC's, which are a lot more popular than MacDonalds (the Chinese loving Chicken more than the hamburger)

So I reckon yes, in any year.

Random fact the Hamburger was invented by a guy called louis Lasson. Some sailors from Hamburg who came into his diner gave him the idea, hence Hamburger.

Interesting! However i think the real question on everyone's lips is how you keep your hair so full of bounce.

Vo5 shampoo and contidioner and am using sunsilk summercare stuff at moment.
Also helps that I have lots of hair and not too much male pattern baldness in family.

Speaking of hair, if moderator comes across this is it possible to make a cousin it looking character so my little picture thing by my name looks more like me?

fuck yes, that's completely possible, we're on it.

Actually, I think I'll celebrate by having some of this:

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happy china new year

year of the roooster!

Fa CHINA!

I do believe that I'd decided that this was the year of the kiss, but I guess I can revise my plans.

Quick, someone call rdor.

For me it's the year of romance, and the year of the mp3 player. Doing okay so far ;)

it does kinda feel romantic this year...
Is there something in the air for you, Jess?

Yeah I reckon. Why not?!

no reason why not.
THat's great. Anyone we know?

No. It's drawing-board styles. Thanks for the interest!

the year of the rooster has + and - influences this year:

+
good for stockmarkets
Good for the economy

-
Year of Epidemics
Year of natural disasters

It's the year of Doing Stuff in Heatherland. If I Do Stuff this year then I'll consider it a successful year. Added bonus would be to finish it skinnier, sunnier, smarter, richer, popularer, with firmer, more youthful-looking skin, able to do a backflip, and with more snowboarding hours under my belt. All of which involves Doing Stuff, so it's win-win.

hmmm. good answer.
my year involves: trying not to let a huge student loan get me down (decided to work at showgirls, then realised that i dont dance, have small boobs, and that the world is not ready for these pasty vampire thighs) so will stick to checkouts (damn im cool) and also the better paying job i *fingerscrossed* am about to land. also, to put on weight that will spread evenly, so that this winter i will not go into shaking fits from coldness, and get boobs. it was a fight between staying petite and having boobs, and the boobs won out, coz 1) il look more my age and 2) il be able to buy tops that fit. and 3) because skinny chicks are boringer than curvy ones.
i am also determined to stop glaring at people on the street for no discernible reason, and to finally get a band going.

oh and to support/encourage the delightful past-time of guys taking off their shirts in albert park, learn to do a cartwheel, get my bellybutton pierced (before mum finds out about other piercings i got/get, so when she gets mad bout one, il show her them all and she can just get angry once about it-cunning plan), take up yoga or pilates or swimming or drums, buy a metal string guitar, and spend more time with my cat.

Very good, you're really getting those Heather stylez going. Now all you need is a corkboard.

oooh, ooooh, from the warehouse? mummy can you take me to the warehouse pleasypleasypleassypleasyplease? NOW.

...and business-card-sized cardboard, and coloured pins and felt pens. And gold stars.

Heather, you influenced me to get a new corkboard, now I have soemthing to add to it along the lines of 'Learning to tie an unbeatable knot' as it promptly fell down

I AM TEH CORKBOARD QVEEEN!!! My fiendish plot to take over the world one corkboard at a time is well under way! Take over world: gold star.

Go to bed earlier: no gold stars

I'm feeling a little sleepy...

Can we see a picture of your corkboard, Heather? I want mine to look the teh Originator's.

Everyone wants to see pictures of Heather's cock board, but she's awfully tight with it.

..who have you been talking to???

The men's room wall.

I'm a wee bit loath to share photos of Teh Corkboard with anyone for fear that I might then become a target of those that wish to squish the Tao of Corkboard. Also you might laugh at me.

The plan for this year is that it is the year of no plans!

Finish my degree, apart from that it's open slather, hopefully something new and exciting will happen to me.