"They fly through the air, when you cooooomb yooooour haaaaaaair!"

i bet you're not itchier than a 15 year old with chicken pox. i got them when i was 15, and i can tell you, it was not a pleasant experience. much better to get them when youre a kid, coz the older you are, the more body area to bite. well unless youre really old and shrinking like my gran. but then again, i think shes already had chicken pox.

anyways im smart, i have a mosquito net around my bed, so along with not getting bitten at nighttime, i also get the feeling that im sleeping in an alien laser-beam, or jellyfish.