Ooookay..
What hurts the most?
Whacking your funny bone on the ledge of a door while walking past holding a whole tray of full wine glasses(Full with RED WINE) that tip all over you..?
Or.. Whaking your funny KNEE on the steel leg of a table while getting up to carry 2 plates full of hand burning food to the primeminister(Who smells like a man) yet you still have to smile and be polite while inside you are screaming in agony?
Well those are just 2 of the things that happend to me last night at the charity tennis game in auckland...
Whats your most painfull memory?
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My toe is still sore from when I slid ...
My toe is still sore from when I slid on some treacherous clay at the beach three weeks ago. I mean isn't there some statute of limitations on pain duration??? It fuckin hurtzzzzz
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hahahhaaaaaaa a picture of my toe, oh ...
hahahhaaaaaaa a picture of my toe, oh that cracks me up
I wish I'd had something better than a ...
I wish I'd had something better than a crappyass webcam when I got hit by a car and my whole left foot was the most spectacular shade of purple you could ever wish to see.
either splitting my head open on a ...
either splitting my head open on a playground with I was 5, or braking my nose when I was 10 on a different playground. I think it was nose, cause the other one I was in too much shock to even remember it hurting.
Breaking my back when I was 16, I ...
Breaking my back when I was 16, I crashed while trying to do a jump on my mate’s dirt bike. The bike was fine but I was fucked, actually at the time my back didn’t really hurt as much as my grazed arm, but a few hours later the pain in my back kicked in. Not sure why I was trying to do jumps as I could hardly ride the thing anyway? Got the x-rays somewhere at home, they still freak me out.
Obviously I was never meant to be a Crusty Demon
you broke your back?! respect....
you broke your back?! respect.
Not sure if respect is really ...
Not sure if respect is really appropriate for me being a complete and utter dumb-ass but cheers anyway hahaha.
Not really as cool as it sounds though . . . .I had a compressed fracture (one of my vertebrae(sp) was squashed) and my spine was a wee bit bent & twisted.
So I spent about a week in hospital, wasn’t allowed to move, just lying there staring at the ceiling, then had just under one and a half months at home (off school haha), not moving just lying there, I was only allowed to get up to go to the bathroom . . . never been so bored in all my life.
Then I had to wear a support brace with metal rods in it for about another 10 months.
LugHeads tip for the day: Don’t try to be evil knevill when you can’t even ride a motorbike properly . . . and no it’s not the same as doing it on your BMX . . . and the bike may be made of steel but you aren’t you dumb-ass !!!
Major surgery when I was 17 where ...
Major surgery when I was 17 where surgeons removed my ear, drilled a 1cm diameter hole down into my inner ear and completely reconstructed it. that gave me a real bad headache
or the new years before last where I got 2nd and 3rd degree burns on both my feet and my legs and couldnt walk. Unfortunately I was stuck on great Barrier Island, and so had to walk anyway... everywhere. The look on the nurses face when I got back to auckland and went to A&E and showed her them was priceless....
doing a race dive into the bottom of a ...
doing a race dive into the bottom of a swimming pool, and splitting my head open on the tiles...
Sliding down the wooden slide in the ...
Sliding down the wooden slide in the school playground, not realising there was a hole in it with a big splinter sticking out.
You can imagine the rest...
Some Pakistani did something similar in ...
Some Pakistani did something similar in the cricket - slid towards the boundary rope to stop the ball, but the rope, and he just happened to slide right on top of one of the metal pegs that holds the rope...
The expressions on his face when they did the slow-mo was hilarious!
Worst pain I have been in is once at ...
Worst pain I have been in is once at camp in college. I was in 7th form, and we were at the 3rd form camp, looking after them.
Anyway, some of us were kicking around a soccer ball, and it went through a gateway, and out towards the road. I ran to stop the ball, as it was about to go onto the road proper, and a rather large vehicle was coming. In my rush, I failed to see the mud in front of me, and I slipped, and landed squarely on my arse. The pain was terrible. I managed, with some help, to hobble back to the main lodge building. At first, I thought I had popped my tailbone, but even with offers of going to the hospital, I was ok - it was nearly midnight,
*crap, bumped Post...* ...and I ...
*crap, bumped Post...*
...and I didn't want to make a fuss - to after taking half a million painkillers (well, not quite that many), I got some sleep, and headed off to the physio the next morning. Turns out I had badly jarred/possibly ripped some muscles and tendons in my back.
I was fine after a day or three off school, but ended up going to the physio for about 6 - 8 weeks afterwards.
whatr hurts most, getting full on ...
whatr hurts most, getting full on kicked in the balls or giving birth to a baby
my mum reckons her appendicitis(sp) ...
my mum reckons her appendicitis(sp) hurt way more than giving birth to us kiddies . . . ?!?
teffs, i ask again, stalker? cheers!...
teffs, i ask again, stalker?
cheers!
...although the appendectomy and the ...
...although the appendectomy and the balls-kicking only last a few days. The having a baby lasts 18 years.
^^^^^^ hahahaha good point...
^^^^^^ hahahaha good point
The having a baby lasts 18 years. ...
The having a baby lasts 18 years.
.............. until death, just look at your average 20 something male, still a baby
or
............... ask my dad, i am sure he still sees himself in a parenting role, and when I have had a shitty day and am up at his place having a cuppa I am not sure I wouldn't disagree.
my mum reckons her appendicitis(sp) ...
my mum reckons her appendicitis(sp) hurt way more than giving birth to us kiddies . . . ?!?
babies are easy, ...... try gall stones and i have heard that kidney stones are a killer.......... bless, that me kidney stone was so huge that they had to cut it out and i didn't have to pass it.... (huge = over 1cm wide.)
physically - falling off the monkey ...
physically - falling off the monkey bars at school and badly spraining my ankle, so far its the only time ive ever been to hospital as a patient.
Psychologically - Life itsself has been the greatest psychological pain, made worse when my mum died and me breaking up with angie. Maybe if i met her now rather than back in November then maybe the outcome of this relationship may have been different.
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yeah ig ota say through out my rugby ...
yeah ig ota say through out my rugby career (school and club) i have had many sprains and they hurt like nothing else, then you arrive at physio only to have him tell you "you would have been better off if you have broken ur ankle " that hurt alot too
the air con is broken today....
the air con is broken today.
i had a beer in the shower....
i had a beer in the shower.