So if...

God created Adam, then he scabbed a rib off the poor fulla to build him a missus, then they propogated the lot of us...

there must have been a truckload of incest going down to get us where we are today.

Forums: The Bar,

I was thinking. what if you're living on mars when judgement day comes ? what about that ?

that'd be great, they could make it a Schwarzenegger double billing and show it back to back with 'Total Recall', that'd freak us out!

people seem to forget that no matter what happened at the start of the human race it was never a big population to start with. Millions of varied gene pool humans wouldn't have evolved at the same point.

Either way I'm sure you'd feel quite dirty looking back at it.

visualising cells multiplying/imagining generation after generation of bro,sis and cuz doing the dog.
yeah, i agree, the difference is negligible.

in my reckoning it was a fairly large population of ape-like creatures...obviously the species didn't just pop up over night...

but if you believe the god stuff, then yes, there was incest...

now take note kids; if we let those monkeys f#@k enough, they'll turn into humans.

Sounds like Rdor be thy mathsman

rdor o'reilly?

Why do you call yourself mr tamaki?

it rolls nicely off the tongue

well i wasn't gonna go into it, but while reading over your posts, as i tend to do nightly [rdor you sweety]
i happened upon this little screamer and i thought i'd pay it [and you {you dreamboat}] a little more tablature.

so dude, it all started when i happened to have a Conversation with my namesake by some chance circumstance that you'd never believe.

the thing that really struck me with being able chat to Brian were his principles. like we all have principles to a certain degree. But Brian Tamaki is seriously one of the most highly principled man i have ever met. It wasn't some double talk con act [and of course i can't be certain of this cos' you never can] but he seemed like a pretty righteous and highly credible guy, and i would Unflinchingly lay down money on that if i were a betting man.

but the thing with principles is that they're so solid. and of anyone i've met, he would have to be one of the most rigid. Hard line on everything, and it was all strictly moral and honest and i think he's a worthy of respect for this.

i was a little disturbed on his stance on gayness[not cos' i'm gay], in that his main justification seemed to be very fear driven, it's like he didn't really consider them to be equal human beings [to a certain extent] but it was real clear that this is what he feels in his heart and he's true to his convictions.

the thing is, i happened upon God myself while tramping out near riversdale; riding a large brown ox [God] we greeted each other and she climbed down off the beast [not me] and we had a bit of a convo about was not was. She was going along the lines of 'No cause driven by fear will lead to joy' or something like that[i'm not verbatim sure[but i'm also not a floppy disc manufaturer]]. and something furthermore along the lines of; just because you have principles doesn't necessarily entail that they confrom to God's word. Something like; principles are an enemy of the flow and God is all about the flow and principles are like the damn [dam!]for a changing current. She reminded me about this teenager who was filmed crying outside parliament after the civil union's bill was passed and recited some piece about how that guy set his principles against the will of God, how that God's WILL will always prevail and worshiping God is not about getting upset when God does her thing but getting into the through of things so that you can see the glory of God's actions everytime.

anyway the whole thing seemed fairly convincing [more convincing than a man with solid principles[but she was riding an ox], so i wrote it down with aim of one day having a wee think so i could figure out what the fuck she meant.

when i figured out what my principles thought she meant, i decided old Brian was a crock o' shit and i was pissed. when i sobered up i decided something along the lines of 'fuck that shit'; old Brian; man of principles that he is, isn't really in touch with God, he's an unworthy champion of Godness and even unworthy of his name,
so i nicked it.

principles without
wisdom leads
to fear
fear leads
to anger
anger leads
to hate
hate leads
to the
dark side

hard to see the dark side is.

not if you
look into
tamakis eyes

adam & eves de
scendants bred with
giants & other things which
inhabited diff parts
of the earth

when you speak the truth it kind of kills the joke. never the less, thank you.

Thats telling it like it is. Well my non-human ancestors must have been damned good looking, whatever they were.

htey say really good looking people have horrid looking offspring. :p

the truth - are you seriouse (no), even if you believe in creation, why genesis? It's a ancienst mesopatamian fable incorporated into the tora/bible....